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Is Barry really in jail? I hope not. And where was Annyang? 'My (reproductive organ) is shaped like a (lobster tail), but without the shell.' 'This doesn't look good for anybody' 'Especially that dude' 'That's Ann' The Rock/Paper/Scissors thing was hilarious, too. I love this show. And this'll be the season 2 thread now, too.

The Forbes study said the Red Wings lost $16.4 million last season, which I find hard to believe.

1. Carlos Beltran - Yankees 2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers 3. Brad Radke - Orioles 4. Edgar Renteria - Red Sox 5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox 6. Carlos Delgado - Mariners 7. Magglio Ordonez - Orioles 8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox 9. Carl Pavano - Cubs 10. Richie Sexson - Orioles 11. J.D. Drew - Braves 12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels 13. Troy Glaus - Mariners 14. Armando Benitez - Blue Jays 15. Odalis Perez - Yankees 16. Troy Percival - Cubs 17. Matt Clement - Red Sox 18. Orlando Cabrera - Cardinals 19. Jeff Kent - Cubs 20. Moises Alou - Nationals/Senators/Expos 1. Sammy Sosa - Stays 2. Randy Johnson - Stays 3. Kevin Brown - Stays 4. Charles Johnson - A's 5. Jose Guillen - Cubs Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? - I think he does, if only for a year.

He beat Rock (by DQ) on the 10/15/01 Raw.

Secretly being bob_barron is a full-time job.

Since when were you allowed to swear in school in the first place?

Well, I'm sure Milton would be pretty happy.

Probably not, since that didn't happen. They beat the Wings in '94 and Flames in '95.

About a year and a half ago I was on a streetcar in Toronto and saw the actress who played (plays, I guess) Lucy standing on the side of the street.

Gretzky at the '02 Olympics.

I never understand why people get so pissed off when films are remade. It's not as if they're erasing the original from existance, so if you don't enjoy the new one, just stick with the old one and forget the remake exists. It's not really that different then plays getting different treatments over the years. Should we never bother acting out Hamlet on stage again because Shakespeare's dead?

Christmas Day, we'll have dinner at our house. There's usually about 15 or so of us depending on the year. After that, we play stupid games that only about half of us understand while we tell stupid jokes that aren't funny to anyone but us.

Public what?

It's funny watching them try and avoid using the Apprentice catchphrases. And I'll admit that I laughed at parts of it, like the one girl saying "They'd never have prizes like this on 'The Apprentice'" when they were sleeping on the money.

'What were the last words he said?' 'I just blue myself'

Canadians would have Corey Koskie, too. And I think Chris Reitsma is from Calgary.

I don't eat like that everyday. Today, for breakfast I had another danish. Lunch was Chunky beef soup. Dinner will probably be this leek and potato soup that my mom makes.

So, basically, it's TSN's 20th anniversary and I guess they decided they liked what ESPN was doing for their 25th and decided to follow their lead. Obviously, this list is going to have a big Canadian tilt to it, as is obvious by the first 2 moments on here:

Please stop being retarded.

Breakfast, I had a danish. Lunch, I had McDonald's. Dinner, I had 2 personal size frozen pizzas.

I was going to make some joke about him turning down a trade to Montreal, but I couldn't think of a way to make it funny.

My brothers always go on about this one segment where they were selling parked cars.

Tom Cheek, Dave Van Horne, and Jon Miller.

Is there any team out there crazy enough to give 10 years straight up? Even the Yankees would have to be leary about it, given that they're already stuck with a big contract they can't move (Giambi) due to injury and such. Not saying that Beltran's going to break down or anything, but I can't see him getting more than 5 or 6 guaranteed years.

Yeah, my dad goes to Ottawa a lot for work and had mentioned a while back that gas was a lot cheaper there. Been around 82-83 for what seems like the longest time here.