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Forgot about Jacques Villeneuve winning the '97 F1 Championship. Him winning the '95 Indy 500 could be on there, too. Greg Moore dying is another one I forgot that should be pretty high.

I'll FINALLY get to watch more than the last 6 or 7 minutes of one of Canada's games on Saturday. There's nothing worse than standing around, doing nothing, 99% sure that they're winning and having that 1% putting that little fear in your head ('well, they might not be').

I was finished a bit early tonight at work, so I made a list of things I think will probably finish high on the list. No particular order: -Salt Lake hockey golds (I think they'll probably split them into 2, men's will obviously be higher) -Donovan Bailey winning '96 Olympic 100 metres (4 X 100 will be on, too) -Ben Johnson getting busted for steroids -Gretzky getting traded to LA -Joe Carter's HR -'92 World Series win -Roberto Alomar's HR in the '92 ALCS -Dennis Martinez's perfect game -Lui Passaglia's game winning kick in '94 Grey Cup vs. Baltimore -Some World Junior Hockey championship moment, probably 5th straight gold -'94 baseball strike (because of the Expos) -'94 hockey lock-out -Silken Laumann's bronze medal in Barcelona after her injury -'94 Olympic hockey final shoot-out -'98 Olympic hockey semi-final shoot-out -'98 Olympic women's hockey final -'87 Canada Cup (Lemieux and Gretzky) -Mike Weir winning the Masters -Probably some Doug Flutie CFL moment There's some other obvious stuff, too, that's already been on the ESPN list (Buckner, Gibson, etc.), but this stuff either wasn't on that list or will rank higher on TSN's.

Yeah, the other thread has already been moved to LSD, so reason for this one to be open, too.

Somewhere along the way, it seems as though David Bush has become Dave Bush. Not quite as weird as Angel Martinez suddenly deciding he wanted to go by Sandy Martinez, but still a little strange.

It doesn't fit the criteria!

The #1 CFL moment will probably be Passaglia's winner against Baltimore in Vancouver.

I think mine are going to be Derrek Lee, J.D. Drew, Keith Foulke, and Jason Schmidt.

I'm going to be stuck in the consolation bracket, but at least I'll still be playing in something for at least another week.

Damn.

Yeah, this is spam. Anymore and you're gone.

Watching Sundin and Modin play well together is kind of depressing.

Maybe when they play Russia.

I didn't write this myself.

Not so fast, Waltitor. CURSES! It's Sarah Honeywell, that adorable and sensible virgin girlfriend-slash-sidekick! Well, I know what you want, and that you're not getting it. Randy will be DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY when I unveil my secret weapon just in case you showed up! Hey, baby. Chicks can't resist my good looks and healthy sex drive. When it comes to hunky second-generation athletes, just look to L.A. Luke. Oh...this is hard...Randy...Luke... Sorry, Luke, but I need a man who doesn't have to come off the bench! That was a personal foul. CURSES! Now I'll just have to die. *dies* Oh, Sarah, I love you. You saved me in my time of need, when I was not sensible enough to handle the task at hand. I'll do anything for you now. But hey, that dank weed Bill gave me is startin' to give me the munchies. I'll have to take you up on that cake! Oh, Randy!

It's a ball, and everyone signed it for you! Everyone on the Lakers is here. It's not just the Lakers on there. Bill Walton?!? You were awesome! Thanks for your John Hancock. Would it be sensible to challenge you to some pickup ball? Hey now! This old-timer has still got it! (2 minutes later) I ruptured my knee. Maybe I don't. Oh gosh. This pain is overwhelming. I need to take the edge off. Excuse me, Bill, but that's against the law, and for good reason too. Marijuana is a gateway to more severe drugs. Oh Randy. You can be so sensible. Here. Once won't hurt you. ~~~~~~~~~~ Grateful Dead plays ~~~~~~~~~~ Okay okay okay okay. I think I get it now, man. The reason...that the Lakers are the best team....is NOT because they're the best. It's because...we can't ACCEPT them as anything LESS. Dude. Why did I not discover this before? It makes perfect sense. Yes...yes it does. And you know what else makes sense? *reveals his TRUE form* THIS! MWAHAHAHA! Now that THC has destroyed your sensibility, I can destroy Randy Orton once AND FOR ALL!!

I want to borrow Banky's time machine.