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I felt a little bad ripping on this guy yesterday when I found out he was laid-off a few weeks ago.

Carl Winslow hasn't lost much weight, has he?

Yeah, Kinetic, way to knock one out of the park!

I'll choke you with my tie.

His monologues, interviews, and the segment where he answers e-mails are usually pretty good, but I can't bring myself to watch his bits where he dresses up as Prince Charles or interviews bad George Bush or Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonators.

I don't like this since it hurts the Jays in terms of compensation. Why couldn't St. Louis or someone sign him?

I'd rather they not drop $90+ million on Burnett, though.

It really is hockey purgatory, isn't it? There may be other bad (or even worse) markets like Nashville or Phoenix, but at least the Predator's been a pretty decent team for the past few years and the Coyotes will always have some relevance in the hockey world as long as Gretzky's coaching.

Did she have a nose job or something?

Good news...

A few good small things here: -Mose hitting Andy in the head with the ball -Andy stepping the manure in the kitchen -'Urkel-Nomically correct' -Burlington Coat Factory

The tickets are so expensive because Rogers paid a ton of money in order to have the games in Toronto. And then laughed when people complained about how expensive it would be to go to the games. And now he's dead.

Wasn't there some rumour that the Phoenix front office wouldn't let D'Antoni go to Toronto?

I think it's harder to say you need to win it all in football, since the championship is just one game. I mean, they aren't the best team ever only because David Tyree made a fluke catch?

That one song is kinda sad.

They just didn't want to deal with all the bullshit that probably would have come out of him being on the ice with Phaneuf tonight. They don't need another Bertuzzi incident.

I think they had to suspend him, probably just so he didn't get killed. I think he could have been Steve Moore-ed.

Ted Rogers? I had the wrong AL East owner.

Things so bad in Detroit that they repossessed the roof at Ford Field?

Anyone been to David Frost's new website, Hockey God Online? My favourite part is "Danton's Den", with Mike Danton pictures and a fight video. For some reason, he has comments turned off.

There's this Premium Plus commercial where crackers fall into bowls of soup and the soup shoots up into the sky. I think it's supposed to be something about a 'flavour explosion', but it just looks like bowls vomiting. http://mefeedia.com/entry/premium-plus-kra...reworks/7010052

So, Jim Kelley wrote a column on SI.com basically saying that Canadians are going to revolt because 2 Americans (Burke and Wilson) are running the Leafs now. I know all the Habs fans out there are just frothing at the mouth over it! My favourite part is this, though: Now, is there anyone out there at all who really gives a shit about the 1996 World Cup? I guess Wilson might, since he wears his ring, still, but I can guarantee you that the majority of people out there don't even remember that there WAS a 1996 World Cup. Hell, they're probably fuzzy on the 2004 one. This is a good one, too: I'm not sure I even understand what whoever that is is trying to say. I have not heard one person or columnist or anything bring up the fact that Burke is American outside of the fact that they were going to wait until after his Thanksgiving to announce the deal officially. And this: I remember that people were weary of Gillet, but that was mostly because the dollar was so low and there were rumours of more Canadian teams leaving to the States. But really, that was never going to happen. It's too bad that that no Canadians wanted to buy the Habs, but it didn't make any economic sense at the time. And I'm not sure what he's going for at the end of the paragraph, either. Habs fans were so upset that the owner they wanted to get rid of was going to sell the team? And, using his logic, wouldn't they want a Canadian to own the team on the 100th anniversary? And I don't follow the Habs too closely, but is there really a sentiment among their fans that want him to get rid of the team? I always thought he was perceived as one of the better owners in the league. Anyway, no one gives a shit what country Burke or Wilson (who was born in Canada, but that's not important) are from. Everyone hated Ferguson by the end, and he's Canadian. Pat Quinn and Paul Maurice both got fired. It hasn't worked in 41 years, I can't wait for the columns if they do end up winning it eventually, shitting on it for not using Canadians to build the team (this is CANADA's team, dammit. Isn't that right Vancouver?). If fans end up hating the current regime, it will be because they don't like the direction the team is going, not their fucking nationality.

Well, not all the juices, I guess. I just meant that they absorbed all the flavours.

You know what's good? Frying up some breakfast sausages and then putting them in the pan with the turkey while it cooks. Sucks up all the juices and tastes awesome.