Chuck Woolery

Calvin Szechstein will NOT be in the building. Mention this as much as possible. EDIT: added to denote half-sarcasm.

Week 5, the week I ordered, was one of the worst. Garbage can masturbation, "I like your other lips", and a bad Low Ki/Styles match. Ew.

Survey says happy birthday, Supes.

You have not been exposed to grouphug.us. Greatest website EVER.

Ick @ three of us in the same bracket. On the other hand, Big Al Stud is mine.

What I found funnier about Earl was when he walked to the back and everybody was getting bent out of shape about Matt crying, and he just smirked and was like "Yeah, he loved me". That cracked me up instantly.

The thing is, is that you can't just find another Matt Kennedy Gould -- people will have seen it already. You'd need to find a totally different character, which is why I bring up the asshole. The girl would work too, but then you'd get about eighty Earls (stereotyping rulz).

Much in the same vein as LPM, I feel that they should find someone easily hateable to be the next Joe Schmo. Make the viewers feel "This asshole deserves what he gets!"

So I was watching Alias (taste assassinations can be directed to Movies/TV folder) and heard a rap song that sampled that country classic, "The Gambler" (artist escapes my mind at the moment, I know it's country but can't place a name). So, anybody aware of what this song might be? A Lyrics.com search brought up Xzibit, but I'm unsure on that so if anybody could confirm I'd be greatly appreciative.

Cleveland: 21 Carolina New England Tampa Bay Denver LOCK Detroit Minnesota Seattle Pittsburgh Tennessee San Francisco Indianapolis Philadelphia Kansas City Miami

My connections to AOL won't go through, neither through AOL's latest beta version, nor Trillian's AOL connection. I have a hunch that it has something to do with my internet provider, but I've been using the same ISP (NCIA) for years now and this problem has never occured. What are some possible problems, or what should I look for to help me out here?

I watch it every morning. I caught Lou Piniella this morning, and good god he was stuttering so bad I thought he'd just done some X.

I'm going trick-or-treating as a pretentious artist. ... unless, of course, somebody has a better idea.

you have a better chance of seeing Jesus instead of Ted Dibia........nevermind Well, I believe Jesus will come back eventually... let's hope it's to TNA Wednesday night.

I've always wondered how those chickens they feed us have such big breasts, personally. I mean, shit, I wish I could find a woman with breasts that large...

It's *possible* it's DiBiase, right? Please?

That's fuckin' ridiculous. Doesn't matter who's on the mound, when you win a game in the world series (or when your team does) you celebrate it. Then again, I'm a Red Sox fan, so I've learned nothing in my lifetime. Carry on.

It's a shame they got rid of Benitez, eh, Mik?

Non-title. I was actually thinking potential storyline there, or perhaps just a singles match. In theory, it could allow him to jump higher up the ladder towards a title shot.

If I'm still the champ and if G Money is available, I'd like to have a match with him.

I highly doubt Jarrett would be a face champ if he snagged the belt tonight.

Another question. With JINGUS having lost, in theory wouldn't he drop down to three or so and PRL move up to #1? Curiousity on my part.

::mysteriously sends Zack an email with directions to Clan:: Don't tell him it was me. *giggle*

I'm just going to say "OMGWTF!" Because that speaks for itself.

...Christ. ::me no-sells and flies to an undisclosed location in Clan::