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Awww, HHH was hearted.

I hope Rey Mysterio is ready for May 19th!

The Undertaker will defeat Kahli at the next PPV, but only by DQ when Kahli uses chloroform to knock Undertaker out. Then, at the Great American Bash, Taker will defeat Kahli to regain possession of the urn! OMG!

I love the Edge/Foley double team finisher. I see why they thought of putting DX back together while this is also going on. It's going to take something major on the top of the card to make it seem like anything else is going on on WWE TV while this ECW stuff goes forward.

If I had a head like yers, I'd have it circumcised. Hey Foley, your wife's a whore. Hey Foley, your kids are bastards! Hey Foley, hey Foley, the WWE sucks.

I'm gonna John Wayne your ass!!! This is fantastic.

It's almost like this isn't taking place in a WWE ring.

That's because he's always a lot drunk...

"I WANT A PONY!" Or that. Hey, he could always claim amnesia and get lost in Cleveland again. "I SAID A PONY~!" Bam~! A formal introduction for Funk? I wanted a crazed run in taking out Foley.

Do the fans even give a shit yet?

I forgot all about Foley and his "turn" last week. Shows how well it went over with me.

It's always been one of my favorite ones in the business. That match started off slow, but it really picked up. I didn't have a problem with it.

What happened?

Did Trish just say bidness? I wish Trish would bring up those total nude pictures of MJ that are out there.

Did Trish just say bidness? I wish Trish would bring up those total nude pictures of MJ that are out there.

Actually, I thought it was almost blatantly obvious. There. Happy now?

You know what, that wasn't that bad of an ending to this match, even after all of the bullshit.

Shelton/Masters would probably rather win the IC title than to piss off HHH. Yeah, see my edit.

Why is anyone even bothering trying to take out RVD? EDIT: Or better yet, why is HHH giving a shit about RVD?

If that happens then it has to be Cena costing RVD, since if Cena lost his title it would be a pointless staredown.

That's probably better than what we are going to get... CUE VINNIE! Well there ya go...

So... HHH/Cena has a total bullshit ending that pisses HHH off big time. Later in the show the HBK/Kenny match is cut short after HHH, and others, get involved, keeping all of us from actually seeing the HBK/Kenny match at all. Maybe a couple of spots in that one, but that's about it, building to a PPV match. Tada, I just booked RAW.

Is it wrong that a part of me wants to see this Kevin Nash bullshit lead to him pinning Joe clean for the X title and ending his streak? Just to see the backlash?

I don't even think that RVD should win the title at ONSII now anyway, so I'm just fine with this news. There needs to be some true catalyst for Paul Heyman, RVD, and all the other guys to start up ECW as an actual brand once again, and having RVD getting screwed out of the WWE Title at ONSII is the perfect place for that to happen. Either at ONSII or on the next RAW, have RVD come out (still the IC champ) with Paul Heyman and the other ECW guys and cut a viscous promo on WWE as a whole, ending with RVD spitting on the IC belt and tossing it down, and then Paul Heyman presenting RVD with the ECW World Title (or maybe even just the TV title since that was RVD's strap for so long). I could see them presenting him with the TV title (well, a new one since the old one is gone now), and then Paul Heyman saying that the TV title has been merged with the old ECW world strap. They don't need the world and TV title right now anyway, so that would be pretty cool, and it would make sense since RVD pretty much owned that title for so long. If they do something like that, I don't have a single problem with RVD doing the job at ONSII.

You know, this stuff with Rey isn't new. They have treated him like crap for a while now, even before the Rumble. It's like they think that just having him win the Rumble and winning the title at WM makes up for the rest of the booking. I think that he's jobbed to Mark Henry, clean, at least three times now since his "push". I can count on one hand the number of times that he's picked up any sort of win at all all year so far. Then most of the time when they do have him win they have someone kick his ass right after (like Orton did a couple of times at least). Some people thought the Jericho reign was bad, but this tops it in every way possible. I can't remember the last time a champ was treated so badly. Not even David Arquette (ugh, I know) was booked this badly. I'm pretty sure he even picked up a win over someone on the Nitro between his title win and his loss at the following PPV. Heck, didn't he only lose the title because he helped Jeff Jarrett win it by turning on DDP?