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Now apologize for The Honeymooners...

I was hoping one of his feet would catch the top of the steps, leading to him falling on his face just to give us all a laugh.

Santino needs to join up with Regal and Carlito to form a stable of accents.

So, it's Team Hak-saw?

It should be a law that Bobby Heenan calls every single Hacksaw match.

It looks like Sandman has been de-beer'd.

Don't like me, bite me!

Of course they did it first, but since this is totally coming out of nowhere just days after TNA announced that they will being a "champions" match, you can't help but think someone in WWE is watching TNA and getting ideas.

How can anyone in WWE see that main event on paper, and not flat out realize just how fucking stupid it is? Much less seeing the preview picture there. Not to mention that they haven't given a reason for the match in the first place.

I only hear Santino as Mario now, oh boy.

It's official...Santino is now a valet, like Stevie Richards used to be.

It would've been something had Jerry started the "Burger King" chant for someone else.

From PWInsider:

Yep, that's too bad, and yeah, Spivey was very underrated by most. Heck, I'm also a huge fan of his Waylon Mercy character in WWE. It's too bad that he had a career ending back injury leading to the character only being around for about six months or so. Here's a few of the Waylon Mercy matches, his debut match against Jeff Hardy in '95, and even a Waylon Mercy vignette: http://youtube.com/results?search_query=wa...rcy&search=

Michelle McCool & Balls

That's a bit of a shock. Doesn't really have anything to do with Benoit, but since it's about another wrestler death I'll mention it here. Meltzer just said on LAW that John Kronus' heart was twice the size of a normal guy his age and size.

Meltzer just said on LAW that his heart was twice the size of a normal guy his age and size.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/thegreatamericanbash/ The winners speak after The Bash

Don't forget about the TSM chat, if any of you care.

It has? http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Bh2nEGNmlk

I have a feeling that this could end up being one of those PPVs that everyone bashes after looking at it on paper, only for it to actually end up being a great show once it's all said and done. I could be wrong, that wouldn't be a huge shock, but I can't help but feel that people just might really end up enjoying this show. Hell, for all we know maybe WWE will try extra hard tonight to put on a great show after the shit the industry has been through over the past month.

On Figure Four Daily, Dave Meltzer said that Chris Benoit's heart was in perfect shape, nothing wrong with that at all. I know that doesn't have anything to do with what he did, but I found it interesting.

To be fair, he was in contact with WWE over the days that all of this shit went down, so they were on his mind, enough to where he went to all the trouble to call them, change flight plans, text friends in the company, and all of that. Once again, the man tied up his wife that he loved so much, and killed her in a vicious way. He not only killed his son, but likely used some type of wrestling hold, a hold many believe to be at the very least a modified version of his actual wrestling finisher. That right there is enough to lead me to be open to believe just about anything, including the possibility that he was so pissed at the industry, that he also loved so much, that he made some final attempts to harm it in some way just as he did his family. Who the fuck knows what went on in his head.

Trust me, it's just another in a long line of reasons that I don't like the guy all that much.

She just isn't wearing 10lbs of makeup..... Looks more like a bad quality picture to me. Heck, I think she's pretty cute in it. It's a damn shame that they released her of all the women in the company.