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Law fought the law and the law won, Law fought the law and the law won... Sorry, I couldn't resist it.

Call my dick Pat Buchanan Shootin' off white secretions like a cannon Rolling through the middle school Knockin' up bitches at random Maybe I'll add some more later.

That's something the Canadian media invented, Abramovich has never made any sort of statement to that effect. Abramovich is supposedly interested in buying an NHL team though.

PERSONALLY, I say we put intentionally bad directions on products (i.e, "hair dryers are GREAT when used while taking a shower"). Would thin out some of the idiots, at the very least. -=Mike This has a commercial tie-in with the DARWIN AWARDS written all over it!

FF7 is the most overrated video game every made. In addition, it spawned a whole new, horrible breed of video game fans who think that cinematics and polygons are more important than actual gameplay.

Hilary Clinton and Jeb Bush would be the absolute worst possible nominees for their respective parties in 2008. Right now I'm betting on Frist for the GOP and Edwards for the Dems (if Bush beats Kerry). Of course, plenty could happen between now and 2008.

The comparison to Lebanon in the first article was reasonably realistic. Now, Iraq isn't even close to that bad yet, but Lebanon is about the worst-case scenario for what could happen in Iraq if things spiral out of control. At any rate, it will never be a Vietnam.

To try and swing this back on topic a bit: Bottom line reason why Rice is testifying: if she doesn't, she can kiss any shot at the 2008 (or future) prez nomination goodbye. It wouldn't just be the democrats playing it up either, it would be her opponents for the GOP nomination as well.

I like the Armageddon 2000 package for the 6-man Hell in a Cell with "The End is Here". Another good one was the Ric Flair tribute set to Kid Rock's "Cocky". There was something cool about having all those vintage highlights set to a contemporary song.

Kerry pigging out on that sub is awesome. Also, when I saw the snowboarding pic, for a moment it looked like Pierce Brosnan in a Bond movie.

Well, he wouldn't be the first guy to get an NFL job solely based on combine numbers.

Apology accepted. Actually, I don't give a crap what you think. Oh, just for the record, am I an ideologue?... Only one guy would know for sure:

It rings kind of hollow when Israel bangs the "wipe out terrorism" drum when both they and the Palestinians have elected terrorists as their leaders. And note: I'm not talking about Sharon.

This guy was actually serving a life sentence in an Israeli jail, when the government decided it worth worth setting him loose to secure the freedom of a couple of Moussad assassins.

Good news, but there are more important Hamas targets than Yassin. While he is the founder and spiritual leader of Hamas, others are more directly responsible for the day-to-day military operations.

I've always viewed USA Today as the kind of newspaper you read on the plane or while eating a continental breakfast at your hotel.

Part of what would make Bush "extreme" (no idea if Bernstein included this or not when making his observation) is not just him but his administration. Take Reagan for instance: is he more or less "extreme" than Bush? Probably depends on your opinion. But for example, Bush's gaggle of neo-cons in the Pentagon is, IMO, far more extreme than Weinberger and his crew were, and this ends up ultimately rubbing off on Bush. I don't think you can make a comment about any president without it ultimately being a comment as much on their whole administration than them personally.

Why do they even need to have Spanish troops in Iraq? Wasn't the "end of major combat" declared by a certain person several months ago?

Definitely agree there. Also, what's that Puffy song that goes something like "The P, the I, the D" and so on? I also have to nominate this piece of horseshit from Ja Rule, on The Pledge (Remix): And lord knows I'll, DIEEE, I pledge allegience to homicide And murdah be the case when I kill 'em Whyyy, would they get a nigga like me started I'm regarded the hardest workin artist since 'Pac - NIGGAZ! And I ain't talkin if I'm liked or better I'm talkin if he was here we'd probably ride together On this chick ass nigga with curls, bitch dog! Get at me dog - Rule nigga the boss You always been a punk now ain't it a pity That you runnin to I.G., dyin to be me But I pledge, I.N.C. and for the love I'll bleed it in blood and die from hot slugs - motherfuckers

If they are going to follow rappers around, can't they pick better "targets" than corporate rappers like Puffy?

Kerry/McCain works tremendously as a "Beat Bush" ticket, but horribly in just about every other possible way.

Bah, this idiot is just another one of Inoki's lame pseudo-shooters.

Here's the place for a CLINTON NEWS NETWORK joke if I've ever seen one...

I think for his music persona he should change his first name to "Well".