Special K

My dad once honestly ordered the hairy tacos at a local Mexican restaurant.

Make sure not to give the Dirty Sanchez to yourself, though. And have a sombrero handy.

Oh, you should have seen this message board when Superman died.

Naw, everyone's listening to 'Cum-Drenched Tits' over in LSD CUM-DRENCHED TITS Beatiful girls, covered in semen. ASS TO MOUTH From the Shithole to the mouth. SEXY SLUTS Beautiful, fuckin' sexy sluts.

If you want a really good ride from a sheep, put it in rubber boots, and fuck it facing the water. It'll try to back away and really give you a good ride. Related to me from the first person I ever met from NC.

Hoff loves the hentai.

I hate to admit it, but I really do like Beauty and the Beast. Probably because the Beast reminds me of a female cat. Roger Rabbit kills if you count it as a Disney movie.

Just terrible. Even without Walker, if they had benched Ahman earlier they would have a couple more wins.

It keeps the female from escaping. Trust me. I, um, saw a show on it.

You want Meatnormous, Denny's has a bowl of Eggs, Sausage, Ham and Bacon. I stress that it's in a bowl, so you can shovel it into your mouth as quickly as possible. I don't even know who coaches the Packers, but he's a fucking idiot for sticking with Ahman for so long. The motherfucking wifebeater was visibly playing like shit all season long. What was he averaging, two yards a carry? Just disgraceful. Black Lushus sounds like a dessert, but I'm not sure I want to eat it.

Slick Ape. My real name has the best anagram ever: God Dick Onus.

7. Your team's really solid, with a lot of guys who will perform week in and week out. The problem is that there's such a dropoff between the top 4 RBs (LT, Shaun, Edgerin and now, Larry Johnson) and you're going to have to face a team that has at least two of those guys. You just can't compete with those guys' insane production with a very solid team in a 4-man league. Of course, if Peyton starts producing like he did last year, you're going to have a very good chance.

That's not really him, is it? That's just a picture you guys've been using for the past 3 years as joke, right?

If there's one thing the Identuty Crisis retcon did right, it's make Batman's asshole behaviour seem reasonable. And his current descent into crazy is pretty justified. Every powerful friend he has has betrayed him. The JLA wiped his memories. Superman beat the shit out of him, WW killed, then his contingency plan were turned into a nightmare (Brother Eye) He obviously can't bring any of the bat-friends into this, and for once, he can't figure out a way to do this right. He's fucked. Supes, GL and WW can nut up and fight, he really can't. BTW, Joker's little scene in IC2 was awesome. good to see their best villain, underpowered as he may be, is remembered this crisis around.

They were HILARIOUS before he died.

Oooh, the Orton turn killed him right out of the gate. They did the same thing with Booker a couple years ago. He was acting like an asshole, so the nWo kicked his ass. Way to turn someone face. There were SO MANY good ways they could have played the Orton turn, or simply had him stay strong heel and have HHH turn, I really think they were trying to kill his heat from the get-go.

Plus you have to give Cohen a ton of credit for maintaining character and thinking on his feet (though many of his jokes are essentially scripted, as in 'what is legal, what is illegal, what is Barely Legal') Bruno's just getting more and more creepy, though. He was hilarious when he actually interviewed fashionistas, but funnily enough, i think the fashion community caught on a lot quicker than the politicians. Tom Green never came out during the curtain call of a fashion show like he was the star, and did the worm.

If you mean MK1 > SF1, yeah, pretty much. Street Fighter II is quite a bit better than any Mortal Kombat game that I've ever played, though MK2's a fine game.

I saw these guys as part of a much bigger concert. 'Bandages' is pretty much their only song I sort of like, and the lead singer seemed out of breath through most of it. So, yeah.

Seriously. Luger thought the nWo Sting was the real Sting, so Sting bitches out for a year and looks mysterious and sad. Sting, you know Luger's stupid. How many times did he turn on you? Then to take that Sting, put him and Luger in the Wolfpac for no reason, and make him happy Sting again was retarded. 'Wolfpac in the hiz-ouse' indeed.

Well, either way, that book's awesome.

Ween's 'Piss up a Rope"

Borat's at a country club, holding his fork like a shovel at a fancy dinner. Borat: My sister... she is, how you say, prostitute? Lady at table: That's horrible, why is she a prostitute? Borat: Because she likes to make-a moneeeey! High five! Shut your fucking mouth comparing Ali G to Tom Green.

Everyone should read Zodiac by Neal Stephenson. It's fucking hilarious. Book about an eco-terrorist (the term has existed for a good long while before 9/11), The main character's just a complete prick, and he's meant to be. Delicious.

Great so far. I still want Ted Kord back, though.