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HEINEKIN! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON Also: Dilandau, Vision of Escaflowne

Just got done watching Star Wars. I refuse to call it a New Hope. Yeah, Wedge is the shit. It's almost like Lucas saw the EU coming. If we're gonna nitpick, the fact that the fucking DEATH STAR didn't have enough TIE fighters to fucking annihilate 30 rebel ships is silly. That is my one nitpick out of an awesome movie. Oh, and the Biggs scene should have been in the original. Only thing they added that was good in the special edition. Peter Cushing and James Earl Jones are so cool. And after seeing it, my bitching about Hayden and Natalie Portman remain. Hammill and Fisher were proveded far better scenes out of sheer earnestness. As a caveat, I think Christensen and Portman are actually decent-GOOD actors! Having seen shattered glass, leon, Beautiful Girls and Garden State, they are not talentless actors, so I must say that the direction and script were bad.

Diet squirt, or other grapefruit alternative, is the bees' knees.

Are you lonely because no one's going to your support group? EDIT: How long did you have to wait for a tragedy to be funny according to that ep? Just out of curiosity.

GOB, Banky

I hate crunk. It's just a word invented because they couldn't be bothered to rhyme with drunk, funk, pussy stunk, junk in the trunk. It's not that hard.

Subway is key to my gradual skinniness. One shop near my home has 2.50 subs each day of the week. Like, Monday is Turkey, Tuesay is Meatball, etc. All I want is to give me a shopping bag full of lettuce, tomatoes, cukes, onions. pickles, pepperocinnis and jalapenos. I'll sit in a crawlspace and grub on that shit.

Hi! My name's Johnny. I'd like a detailed rundown of the midget porn business. Ok, guys, you're saying there's got to be a catch: The catch is: I Don't know where to go!

Yes it was. She has to beg you for it.

Bumpidy bump. Give me the goods.

Super Empire Strikes Back is a great action game. Metal Marines is quite a fun, if odd, strategy game. The Final Fight games are always good for some mindless action. Can't remember if any of them stood out. Gradius III is a great shooter. So is UN Squadron Bomberman!

Haute Tension was just OK, IMO. VERY intense first act. I could see the ending coming though, and dindn't really like it. What's the Brother's Grimm about? I'm intrigued.

I was on totally hidden video....

Mummy ray gun.

Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. It's crizappy.

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was, like, all "Ehh", And I was like, "Whatever".

Can we have search up again?

Blue velvet and Johnny Mnemonic. My friend loved Blue Velvet thank God (sorta a hard movie to recommend,) Johnny Mnemonic fucking sucked, despite having been written by my favorite author. Stick to the prose William Gibson.

Krispy Kreme sucks, but it's the thought that counts. As an aside, I used to make doughnuts for a living.

I'm going to get pho for dinner. (Viatnamese noodle soup) It's a good thing, too, since I didn't have any lunch, and need something to gromp on.

I only read the original Zahn Trilogy when it came out. What would be some other worthwhile EU books/seriers? P.S. Thrawn was so the shit, and was actually a pretty admirable villain. He won by just completely outthinking the new Republic, or whatever the government the rebels set up is called.

Boy, it's a good thing he had a big pair of electric shears on his bat-plane in the 1st Burton movie isn't it? I bet he felt really vindicated when they were so useful.

That's hilarious. That Dean picture is terrific. He looks like he's going to eat something alive.

What do you mean by this? Examining how the Nazi party came into power from a societal perspective is interesting. Or did you just mean if you want to be a Nazi? Because then all you were saying is 'people that read Mein Kampf as an instruction booklet on how to be a Nazi are totally Nazis.' This is most likely true, but hardly enlightening. That's like condemming fantasy books because only people who actively want to be wizards read them. (OK, some people do that but it's besides the point.)