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    Do heels necessarily have to cheat?

    If heels go over faces clean and strong, they tend to get cheered - for example Brock's initial heel run, Triple H.
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    English Football

    Nick Barmby?!
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    Zero Hour 2005 Feedback!

    Perhaps we could keep Cole & Caboose and have a different special guest commentator each show, might make things a bit more interesting.
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    Zero Hour 2005 Feedback!

    On a not really feedback related topic, is anyone else a little tired of the Triple C announce team? I've found it really hard to write anything vaguely good for them lately. It just seems the Cole Is Gay thing is in every other bit now. Maybe some fresh characters would help us all out in match writing? Alternatively, I am wrong, and I will go sit in the corner.
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    Zero Hour 2005 Feedback!

    Let's see how far through I can get in one attempt: Liked the opening segment. I love robots of all kinds, especially one with an acronym that’s a name. I picture K.U.R.T. as the little flying thing from the Halo game. But that’s because I’ve just been playing it. A lot. OAOAST goes Hollywood! Trademark Alix lunacy~! Poor Terry Taylor. Being an interviewer in this company must come with a big medical bill. Oh no! The Docs attitude cost them the titles. What will happen next? Stay tuned! Nice T.O.E. segment building up the importance of Zack’s match. Popick arrives…umm…a good arrival? Tony has *really* been on a roll with the Saints-NNMX feud and this match continued it. Solid match, great Cornie work. Tony’s great at recreating the feel of these old school characters. The turn actually caught me by surprise. I like Cornette back with the Express. Cool look back on the Black T-GPX history. It’s little touches like this that make the big matches seem that little bit more important. GPX with a little arrogance in their promo, good to see a serious side from them. Aw, Drek gets screwed again. Good little segment. Decent Panther-PRL match. The crowd riot was an interesting finish, but its more of a way to end a show than a midcard match, especially as we have the rest of the show which doesn’t refer to the riot again. Match itself was solid, although after all the big moves and finishers that were hit, there really should have been a winner. Heh. Pussy. Erotic sci-fi, how silly…anyone…anyone know where that’s sold? Just asking, for a friend? Wow, great graphic for the Anderson Cup match. On re-reading this, I wasn’t 100% happy with my match here, the finish relied too much on the referee looking the other way, but hopefully the rest comes across ok. I liked the technical wrestling start to Cappa-Axel. Spot the Family Guy joke! Good action, Cappa showing well. And an excellent heel turn. I liked the shocked effect everyone had, rather than screaming and shouting. I’ve been looking forward to the turn. Hopefully now Crystal goes all Trish style slutty and starts doing Mean Gene in front of Axel. Or something. More groinal abuse, this time for Zack! This was not a good night for men. Mr. Malibu’s bad run with the chicks continues. Fun match, liked the wild finishing sequence. Enjoyed the X title match, Rodez and Stevens have some chemistry. This put Rodez over nicely without hurting Stevens. Prince Killings seems…interesting. Not sure what to expect here, which is always good leading up to a debut. Loved Dude-Calvin. Aww, poor Cappetta, I always liked the lil fella. The Dude’s evil craftyness is working for me, and there were some nice spots in here, especially the tornado DDT off the guard rail and tornado sleeper slam. The interaction between the two was great, and the determination of both men really made the match feel important. In fact, I’m going to go ahead and call this my MOTN. Continuing a theme, aww, poor Axel. Ahahaha. World Title match – excellent. Drek going after the ribs of Hoff was a good story, and in a card full of spinebusters it was nice to see something as simple yet underused as an abdominal stretch. Not that there’s anything wrong with spinebusters, there just seem to be a lot of them about right now, you bunch of Batista marks. Nice touch with Drek using Chris Steven’s tactics. The ending kinda dragged down a good match for me, I’d have liked to see a clean finish in the main event, but it was pretty dramatic and entertaining nonetheless. Maybe Axel-Hoff-Drek 3-way for AM? Overall, I’d say this perhaps wasn’t quite as good as Anglepalooza, but still an excellent show.
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    RoH Third Anniversery Week

    This Jimmy Rave push seems pretty pointless. Looks like a great card, though.
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    Hitler wanted Peace

    So the British government decided to make up Germany's invasion of most of Europe in order to wage a war that we could easily of lost? Pretty funny article.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Disappear Here" LP - Silver Sun
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    Cool finishers

    Ouch. I'd guess there was another incident of tucking the head in, but it'd be interesting to see. I can't imagine Styles making the bump dangerous himself but maybe if his grip slipped or something, I dont know.
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    Cool finishers

    People have had serious injuries from that move. Like who? Have you not seen the Styles Clash of Doom? Yes, but that was one time, and the guy (Kazarian, was it? Or David Young?) wasn't injured, just a little roughed up. It was also the guy taking its fault for tucking his head in for some reason. Any actual examples?
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    Cool finishers

    People have had serious injuries from that move. Like who?
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    English Football

    2-2 not much good to Forest either, with Plymouth winning and Coventry drawing.
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    Zero Hour

    We've not had one of these for a while, I think, so here. Go. Predict. I'd say at least 4 matches are hard to call, unless you have tha insider knowledge. OAOAST World Title Drek Stone © vs. Hoff Anderson Cup Black T vs. The Global Party Xchange Axel vs. The Mad Cappa The Puerto Rican vs. Panther OAOAST X Division Title Leon Rodez© vs. Chris Stevens Calvin Szechstein vs. The 70s Dude HI-YAH Tag Titles The Love Doctors © vs. Hell's Hitmen 6 Person Tag Saints & Jim Cornette vs. New New Midnight Express and Holly-Wood
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    Feedback for the 2/24/hd

    Decent show, I'll do full feedback later..for now I just wanted to note that "molestegate" make me laugh. A lot.
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    English Football

    Forest win! If we hadn't, that would have been it, I think. This weekend should be interesting...
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    Cheer up emo kid

    G Money, I think.
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    WWE newbits

    I wouldnt be surprised at a Benoit heel turn (on Jericho?) and feed to Batista.
  18. I think this film just spoiled itself by trying to cram in too many turns and surprises. By the end I was just thinking whatever, I don't even care now. Great visuals and fights though.
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    February PPV Thread

    Awesome. I might steal that for my avatar, if you dont mind.
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    Joe Dirt's indy wrestling video thread

    Because Corino is hardcore.
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    A new tag team coming from OVW...

    It'll do both guys good to get experience whilst under masks. Seeing as Benoit & Jericho clearly have nothing better to do, why not throw the new guys into a feud with them and give them an education in working with two of the best.
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    JBL Reaches Modern Day Milestone

    JBL's run reminds me of Jeff Jarretts in TNA, throwing up a face of the month that everyone knows has no chance of winning the title.
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    Miracleman Alan Moore Run

    It wasn't finished??
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    SmackDown!'s No Way Out predictions

    JBL Cena Taker Bashams Chavo Heidenreich The only vaguely interesting and hence unpredictable match is the CW title. I'd hope for the Chavo win and then Chavo - London at WM.
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    Superman is a dick

    That is just amazing. If these are genuine, what was the general storyline in these things? Supes getting affected with random colours of kryptonite? Imposters? Robots? Dream sequences?
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