Mystery Eskimo

It looks a like a giant bloody penis with eyes. Ok, Ive drunk too much.

Ah, I didn't know that. It's a shame. The guy had so much ability.

How long till Gunn turns face to give Jarrett another person to go over?

I think the idea of Awesome was always better than what he actually brought. If we're thinking of big guys who can work, than someone like Lesnar is far far superior. Although, I was a big fan of the Awesome/Storm tag team. I think that could have been a success in WWE. Someone who never made it as big as they should have - 2 Cold Scorpio.

True. On a random aside, I have a friend who visited the States and on telling someone he was from England got asked "Oh, what language do you speak over there?"

Um, everyone in America has an accent. An AMERICAN accent. Until you guys force us to rename the language "American" anyway.

I find ultra defensive, four defenders, two defensive midfielders, three central midfielders, one striker and playing counter attack seems to work pretty well. Any time I've tried to play attacking I get slaughtered.

The insurance companies are laughing at you all. Everyone should boycott them and just settle who pays for accidents with a fist fight.

That idea has been mentioned before. It's a good one though, Regal would make an excellent manager when he hangs up his boots.

HIYAH Tag Titles: Love Docs vs Hell's Hitmen

Don't eat burnt toast Hulk Hogan says "Youuuuu!" Beware the Jabberwocky Fish are underrated

Has anyone ever tried to have a network game? I have no idea how they work at all. Could we have a Smartmarks game?

The legend that is "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson makes an appearance to showcase the Anderson Cup and talk with both GPX and Black T.

The Life of Brian. Some nasty stonings in there, you know.

JR in a bikini really has no good reason behind it. I guess at a stretch he thought it'd make him hip. Anyways. I really can't stand the Libertines, so I'll move quickly past the opening segment. Hoffamaniacs? Do they say their prayers and take their vitamins? I hope so. Good promo. I kinda like Warren Peace, although I think he needs to be used sparingly. Decent match, although a bit disjointed in places. It'd also help to describe/define moves like The Windfall and Cashcrunch. The camera stinging Cole was pretty funny. Cole should try and get revenge on it next week. Intrigue~! on Zack's match. I'd guess at Los Infernales but then again... Drek so owned Hoff and Axel on the mic. We should have a special debate match for the OAOAST title. Inside a steel cage. Cool litte Dude promo. He's a bad man. Is the Calvin feud going to continue? GPX-Saints - fun match. I liked the opening segment with the arm drags a lot, and there were some cool spots in here. The NNMX-Saints stuff continues to build very nicely. I liked the DVD ad, as Tony said these do add something to the shows. Cappa's interference in the Axel-Jumbo match surprised me, but it was good. If this develops into a feud it'll be a nice and deserved step up the card for Cappa. Hehe, Alix and Josie got a few chuckles out of me. They should interact every week. In various ways. The girls match was good. The ending was predictable but effective. The chair sword fight was definetely not predictable, funny stuff. Jannetty has to be pleased with getting some work. Dude using the sand as a weapon was a really nice touch. I like the cunning of the Dude. The NNMX-Holly stuff was good. NNMX havn't really developed their individual personalities too much that I can remember, so this helps them along. "Neddy bear" was pretty funny too. Cappa smokes too?! Oh man, HD is a really bad example to the kids. Dude-Brock should be interesting. I really wanted Crystal to turn on Axel then. That would have been awesome. Oh well. Yeah, I think you'd need to be in the Matrix to do Blood on the Dancefloor. Good match though, the backflip Northern Lites is a cool finisher. The main event was awesome. MOTY so far. The bike rider almost stole this match. Are those Powerpuff Girl emotes? Hoff vs. 'hoff would be money. Packed show. All the matches were good to great, and the storylines and promos excellent. Got to be one of our best shows in a long time.

Its a reasonable topic, why the need to be smart about it?

What exactly was the point of that post? But anyway, HBK-Rock and Foley-Flair are the only big matches left I'd like to see.

I've used 82 year old Clem Buzzlefoxer on a few occasions. His gimmick is that he's old. But he takes no shit! And I believe Patty created his son, Clem Jnr. Or something. We should also have a robot referee, RefBot 3000. I think I've stolen that from SWF.

Dr. Strangelove - 8/10 "Gentlemen! You can't fight in the War Room!"

29 seasons is pretty impressive. Can anyone beat that? I think my best is about 15.

I'm not flaming you, just making a suggestion. Capitalising random letters is a bad habit. If you did it in a professional capacity you'd get called on it. But on subject, the reason Hassan will fail is the bookers have no long term plans for the character. They're throwing shit (characters) at the wall, and not giving it any reason to stick.

Why not just stop doing it and appear slightly more intelligent? But anyway, Hassan will be getting the Simon Dean treatment in a month or so.

Good for Shelley. If you believe certain rumours signing with TNA cost him the ROH title.

Poor Diouf.

No. But you can rename El Hadj Diouf to Steve.