Mystery Eskimo

Try winning the Prem with a team of players all called Steve. Or something.

My brother has become dangerously obsessed with Bakircioglu. He has his picture and everything.

Martin Freeman is a good choice for this film. I can't help think it's going to end up diluted crap, however...

Given the average level of maturity in the WWE locker room, I think Brock would do well to stay away. He'd probably get raped by Bradshaw.

DILLIGAS is retarded. If youre going to use an acronym, it shouldn't sound like some losers name. "Hi, I'm Bob Dilligas."

It has its moments but, considering the talent involved, it was below par. It's been a while since I've seen the match so my opinion may be scewed a bit. It was ok, but the crowd was SO quiet it was scary. It'd been red hot for the opener (Angle/Edge/Christian - Too Cool/Rikishi) but for the following triple threat the only person to get any pops was Chyna

Djibril Cisse is fucking annoying. Scores at least twice against me everytime.

One thing that annoys me about this version is that virtually every foreign player I sign seems to have to go through a homesick, wanting to leave the club phase about a week after joining.

Classy. I was also amused by David Gold's comment on Jermaine Pennant that he "can barely read or write".

Not really. The Angleslam was already dead as a finisher by then, and Benoit tapping clean to the heel hook anklelock at the Rumble didn't exactly hurt that hold. The crossface wasn't affected either.

Are you saying she's such a bad actress, she can't...oh wait, I see your point.

Yeah, I really hate that. You'd think they would have noticed when testing it.

Yeah, Benoit is so bad on the mic he can't deliver two deadpan lines right. ...Shut up, he was fine.

Ah, I see...isn't an indie stage going to get shit on? I thought Download was pretty hardcore. But anyway, I'm not sure where to go for my festival fix this year. Nothing particularly exciting announced so far.

I want to know the idea! *sulks*

I tried to re-up the TLC this week but it wouldn't complete for some reason. I'll try again over the weekend.

*Sobs quietly* ...Yeah, I'll do some feed later. Probably.

Why are Feeder headliners for Download? Strange.

There's several excellent Punk-Hero less gimmicky matches worth checking out, the 2/3 falls from "When Hero Met Punk" particularly.

I think the fact that so many people believe Joe to be this uber stiff worker just shows how good he's become.

It's only good for 20 or so downloads so they go pretty quick. I'll upload it here again.

Daniels/Aries Chris Daniels vs. Austin Aries, from the Super 8, as I recall.

The tag match is probably Teddy Long's doing.

Punk-Hero TLC http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3GNVTBZIAHFJ41F3WXTRCTJO20 ://http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...41F3WXTRCTJO20 ://http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...41F3WXTRCTJO20 ://http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...41F3WXTRCTJO20

I second this. I've wanted to see this match for a long time and have never been able to find it I'm uploading it at the moment. I'll put it in JoeDirt's misc promotions thread.