Mystery Eskimo

I have so little idea what you're all talking about. More vodka, that might help.

I kinda like Prazak. And cybermark is the guy who thinks AJ Styles is a terrible wrestler, so I wouldnt worry too much about his opinion of IWA-MS. But anyway, I, Eskimo, want Adam Gooch back in the IWA-MS. As champion.

Feeeeeeeeed... -I like that the shows come from defined cities now. Has that been happening for a while, or have I only just noticed? -Nice opening promo, putting the title over and the next generation of future champs. -PsychoZack~! I always enjoy characters on mental breakdowns. Maybe that says something about me. -Aww, the poor Saints. Reduced to mere men. Lots of fun in this storyline, I have no idea where its going, which is cool. -Hoff, the ultimate angry man. I'd be scared if I was Gunner. Or Crystal, perhaps. -Justice Inc. sounds pretty cool, a good little promo. -Shirley vs. Dr Anderson...probably the strangest match I've read in a while...awesome. Poor Dr Max. We need to get him some hot (female) valets to make up for having to go through that. -SJ lays down the law...and the Puerto Rican is after the title. That's a lot of contenders already... -Hoff vs Stevens. Good little match, working well to continue the storyline. It's cool that the 24/7 title is gaining in importance. -Woo, debut promo. We havn't had one of those in a while. Looks like an interesting character. -I like Father. Sneaky + Evil = Ratings. -Golf~! With philosophising~! This was really funny. Poor JR. Next week they should go swimming or something, and harpoon the Jivin' one. -Simon vs Dan vs Ned. Short, sweet TV match. I like what Tony did with Hell's Hitmen. I envisage them as looking scary as hell. -Hoff vs Sommers vs Rodez vs Stone. Wow, four guys on the verge of main eventing, I think. This kinda reminded me of an ROH four way, which is a good thing. The Hoff-Stevens feud looks hot, and Sommers-Crystal should be interesting. -Interesting Taylor promo. Looks like a new enemy for Panther. -Aww, Sly and Crystal are friends. But for how long~! -Good to see Axel back. The Australia show is going to be huge. Overall, very good show. Nothing that didnt work and a hell of a lot that did.

Aww...I kinda wanted to be on the moon... Will LOS INFERNALES come to the ring to apologise to Black T? And probably a whole bunch of other tag division delights I've forgotten about.

To me, these predictions dont seem any more convincing than the Nostradamus ones we seem to get every few weeks.

What about the Little Mermaid?

Really? I kinda buy some of them. I must be extra gullible I think spacings are a big part of matches, but the really big gaps should be saved till its clear the end of the match is imminent. I've seen some matches where they're thrown out in the first few paragraphs, which is obviously silly.

Betty Rubble, with Wilma a close second. Betty just seems a little sluttier.

Awesome. I demand this movie is made, and made now.

Brief feed from me... It goes without saying that graphics were fantastic, and Tony did a great job putting everything together. Hoff vs Gunner - a good big man bout, with convincing near falls towards the end- I really thought Hoff was going to win. A great match to start the card and pop the crowd with the return of AJ Flaire. Judas vs Cain - entertaining stuff, I enjoyed Cain throwing Judas about. Cain being portrayed by the bad ass Angel guy just makes the character for me. Cappa vs SJ - I wasn't expecting Los Infernales to show up. Maybe they'll be showing up in the tag team division too... It should be interesting to see where Cappa goes from here. Stone vs Rodez- Fun match, as ever from these guys, with good psychology and Drek showing his match stealing abilities. Crystal vs Drek sometime soon? TLC- Not sure if I went a little overboard on some of the spots, but it was fun to write and I hope to read. Stay tuned to the tag division for a truly HUGE match in every sense of the word coming soon... Bryte vs Panther - Now this is a pay off. Good to see Panther finally getting the victory after some good stiff action. And a flaming~! chair improves any match. CoD vs. Saints - Heh, awesome. I love Saints being saved from the undercard of the tag division and getting a great storyline like this. "Stone Cold Stumper" got an LOL from me. Edwards vs Edwards- Another good match. Blurricane being back was a surprise, but was interesting to see him back. Szechstein vs Sommers - Violent and fun, if kinda short. I could have read more of this. $10k challenge- good showcase for the Bryants. The Tag Team Top Ten will hopefully catch on and become really important. Zack vs Crystal - Great match, great main event. From Zack's heel tactics and steady disintegration to Crystal's whipping of the champ, everything here worked. Overall, an excellent show. Perhaps not quite enough truly outstanding stuff to go down as a best ever type card, but everything was at least good or very good. Congrats to everyone involved.

33rd thanks to Henry and Mellberg, while the rest of the team did fuck all. Oh well.

Jeff Hardy returns as the baby.

Bah, with Van N injured and Owen possibly off to Real, I've had to reshuffle twice now. Ended up with: G Taylor D Mellberg D Upson D Riggott D Josemi M McFadden M Clark M Wright-Phillips M Holland F Henry F Forssell G Kiely D Lundevkam M Stone F Bentley I've kinda gone for everything with the strikers, but hopefully the defence will be solid enough and McFadden will get more games for Everton.

Thank you! How about a UK show soon, just to copy/parody WWE? Plus Japan shows are always cool.

I'm another Holland buyer... Damn van Nistlerooy getting injured...had to replace him with Owen...not sure at all how he's going to do this year...

Full strength submission finishers don't automatically need the body part working over. If you watch shoot fighting, they'll throw on a hold and get a tap out from nowhere. Of course, working to set up a submission finisher is great, but it doesnt mean its bad psychology if you don't.

Awesome show, agree with everything said (saves me going into details ) I'm glad everyone's enjoying the tag team scene. GPX finally won the gold, but don't think Black T are finished yet, not by a long shot. Look out for some BIG things to happen in the division soon, including a crazy match at AngleSlam...

C. Blow the boss

Mr Creosote owns all. But from Brian- "He's ascended! He's ascended!....oh no, he's over there"

Yeah, they're totally different. Sabin drops the opponent back, Ki drops them forwards.

Next weeks poll will determine which member of the OAOAST gets a Jivin' JR lapdance.

Benoit was also a Stampede British Commonwealth Mid-Heavyweight Champion and a 3 time Stampede International Tag Team Champion. If anyone cares

Grandpa and Jasper. Old men lovin' = ratings.

I'm in...quite a tough selection. G M Taylor D Upson D L King D Mellberg D Lundekvam M Barry M Wright-Phillips M Lee Clark M Holland F Van Nistelrooy F Forssell G Kiely D Josemi M Stone F Bentley

Poor Jimmy Yang. If I were him I'd head back to Japan. Hope WWE is paying him well.