Mystery Eskimo

What surprised me was the fact that Phil Neville won his 50th England cap tonight. He's played for England FIFTY TIMES! He's not a bad player, but he's far far away from international 50 cap class. Guess its the ManYoo bias. I'll probably watch the rest of the games, but I don't know who to support now. Anyone but France I guess.

Yeah I don't know whats happened to him. Maybe not as fit now he's playing in Spain.

I wonder what would have happened if Rooney hadn't gone off...oh well

Arggh. That was a bit of a lottery with that dodgy pen spot. But still, Beckham shouldnt just be whacking it. Vassell's wasn't too bad, was a good save by the keeper. And all of Portugal's were good pens. Well, we didnt play well, hard to say we deserved to win, but they tried really hard. Sigh.

God, not penalties again...come on Calamity!

YES! I take it all back! We're the greatest!

Well, I was just waiting for that. Portugal deserve to win this to be fair. We're just not good enough.

Extra time...England need to ATTACK. That should have been a goal but I'm not surprised it wasnt given.

Fuck...I dont see us coming back from that.

Ugh. We're defending like its injury time or something. Lampard and Gerrard need to get into this.

Rooney injured Portugal looking v dangerous, but we're coping ok so far.

OWEN!!!!!!!!!

I think the whole country is...I can see this going to penaltys too.

Why would they stop H2 from having the show because of phone calls from someone not connected with them? If you're being harrased you contact the police, you dont just cancel an agreement. Doesnt make much sense to me, but someone do please explain. If I was cynical I'd say this is an excuse because they couldnt afford the venue.

I dont know, I think Sweden-Holland will be very close. Sweden could easily steal a 1-0 win.

So we have England vs Portugal France vs Greece Sweden vs Holland Czech Rep vs Denmark

London actually showed a decent amount of charisma in RoH. I'd have him do some kind of hero worship type angle with Rey, have them win tag matches together, and then London turns heel. But London must have known he'd be underused when he signed the contract, so I don't have much sympathy for him really, nor do I think he'd ask for any.

Turns out I know a girl who lives a few doors down from the guy that got killed out there. Small world, and all. At least they got the bloke who did it, I guess. Anyway, predictions for England tomorrow? I think there's going to be plenty of goals so I'll go for 3-2 to England.

Lo-Ki would be great if they could get him in time. They just did AJ-Dallas which wasnt that great, so hopefully they won't go back there. I guess Chad Collyer is maybe an option.

Yeah, I cant believe UEFA would let them get away with that. I see an Englishman got killed in Portugal last night, lets just hope the idiots over there dont try and take revenge on thursday...

I think Owen's work is underrated a little, he draws the defenders and allows Rooney much more space. But he's still off his best. Portugal v England is going to be something.

Rooney goes off, we suddenly look very ordinary. Shoddy defending on the second Croat goal.

Man, what a turn around! We didnt deserve to be losing. Rooney's value is going to end up at £100million by the end of this tourny. PLUS France drawing with the Swiss, so if it stays the same in both games we win the group~!

England having a lot of possesion...Rooney looking very good, Scholes looking very poor.

God no. Any and all of the Smackdown Six stuff was better than this.