GameDust is sitting in his leather chair gently petting his coat in his lap looking into his mirror
What is a kiss? A sign of affection
What is a kiss? The beginning of giving into your lust
What is a kiss? A method of sealing the deal
The kiss of death. Your death poet.
It's not hard at all to be a poet. I'm sure I could be a bard to if I knew what that meant, but you've always been the type to want to be called exotic names.
It may end up with you being the widow. Has that gutter trash you give your heart to, run out of her "mean person" drugs so soon? Shame.
Dust pulls Poet's watch out of his pocket.
Tick tock tick tock. Time is ticking and this mess won't be dealt with fast but I always knew you weren't a one minute man. he grins
Gamedust gets up out his chair and lays his coat on it. He looks into the mirror with an evil grin then steps up and throws the watch at the mirror with such force that it shatters. GameDust on the back of his coat is seen in a remaining broken piece of glass in the mirror.
We fade...
JR: Hasn't SpiderPoet been through enough? The whole ordeal with the Goblin, and now this?
Jesse: Hey, you can't blame Gamedust for wanting to make an impact, Jim Ross, and I have a feeling Poet will be feeling that impact very hard, very soon.
JR: “Well Jesse, The Revolution Tournament continues next with your best friend, Jailbait, going up against a mystery opponent. Any idea who it could be?”
Jesse: “I don’t want to speculate, but my sources say that the mystery opponent is to be considered one of the most exciting stars to every grace the OaOast ring. By the way JR, Jailbait and I patched things up in the back and he introduced me to an auto repair gentlemen in Brooklyn and no I roll on dubs, yo.”
JR: “Well, not withstanding that, this match is coming up next.”
:: “How I Could Just Kill A Man” hits and Jailbait, with his friends and Clarissa, make their way out to the ring. Jailbait taunts several fans at ringside before finally getting into the ring. The tension between Clarissa and Jailbait seems to be growing as he is screaming at her to get into the corner. ::
Jesse: “Yeah, that’s it Jailbait, put her in your place!”
JR: “Boy, you sure made a 180 degree turn from LTP.
Jesse: “Hey, stop living for the past JR, and take a look at the future right there in the ring.”
:: Jailbait sits on the top turnbuckle patiently awaiting his mystery opponent. The crowd begins to grow tense with anticipation. ::
JR: “Where is his opponent?”
:: "Bling Bling" by Big Tymers hits up over the speakers as a new wrestler dressed up as a pimp with large chains hanging over his neck! He comes to a very small reaction as the crowd doesn't know who he is. ::
Jesse: “What the, why didn’t you tell me we signed Flash Funk?”
JR: “I have no idea who this is, but it’s certainly not Flash Funk, Jesse.”
:: Then suddenly, "Let Me Clear My Throat" (Old School Mix) by DJ Kool plays as the lights start to flicker! The Mad Cappa struts out, smiling heavily, to LOUD cheers with the pimp charging at him for a confrontation! The lights turn back on as Cappa tosses the pimp off the set, crashing through the table! Cappa then just dances all over the set acknowledging the crowd as he gets the crowd more pumped up! ::
JR: “Oh my!! We haven’t seen Cappa in quite a while and this crowd is ecstatic!!!”
Jesse: “Well, he just disposed of who ever this other guy was and now he’s sucking up to the fans, it makes me sick JR.”
:: He walks down the ramp way slowly as he high fives as many people as he can along the way! He points to the crowd at random intervals as the crowd keeps cheering! Instead of walking into the ring, he climbs over the guardrail and starts celebrating with the fans! The fans then go into a "Go Cappa" chant! He takes his time as he circles around the ring in the seats! ::
:: As he circled around, he climbs back into the ring area. He grabs a mic from the bell keeper and steps into the ring! He asks for the music to stop. The music stops, but the crowd goes into a "Cappa" chant! This goes on for a couple of seconds as Cappa still has a huge grin on his face! Finally, he starts to talk. ::
Cappa: "I'm gonna' make this short......DAMN IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK HERE!"
:: The crowd cheers even louder!::
Cappa: "I'm back now and Lightning Crew, you all betta' watch out your backs! So when the time comes, just don't ask! Just accept it! Accept that you will get your asses kicked!!!"
:: Jailbait then runs into the ring and attacks Cappa from behind. Jailbait lays stomps and kicks into the chest of Cappa and tosses him into the corner. The crowd begins to a “Jailbait sucks!” chant and switches to a “Go Cappa!” chant. Jailbait whips Cappa into the buckle and runs at him. He gets hit with a back elbow from Cappa and he climbs onto the top turnbuckle and hits a double axe handle shot. ::
:: Cappa then begins to lay in some vicious chops to the chest of Jailbait. The crowd counts along with every shot and is 100% behind him so far. Cappa sends Jailbait into the ropes and lowers his head. ::
Jesse: “Oh, big mistake!”
:: Jailbait sees this and hits a leaping DDT. He then mounts him and begins to hammer him with shots to the head. Jailbait lifts Cappa up and hits a snap suplex. Jailbait then signals that he’s going to the top rope. ::
JR: “Jailbait is risk-taker no doubt about it, and it mostly doesn’t work out so well for him in the end.”
:: Jailbait climbs the ropes, but Cappa runs to the buckle to grab Jailbait, but Jailbait tosses him off. Jailbait taunts the crowd and attempts a frog splash, but Cappa moves! ::
JR: “That was a risk that didn’t pay off for Jailbait and now the advantage is clearly back with Cappa. ::
:: Cappa goes for a quick roll up
1…Kickout by Jailbait!
Cappa then double underhooks his arms and takes him down with a Tiger Bomb! The shoulders are down!
1…….2…..Kickout!
Cappa picks up Jailbait as another “Go Cappa” chant begins to ring out. He whips Jailbait into the ropes and nails a spinebuster. He covers Jailbait.
1……2…….Kickout again!
Cappa continues the offensive assault as he slams Jailbait down hard on the canvas. Cappa then goes to the top rope himself. ::
Jesse: “This didn’t work out so well for Jailbait, why try it anyway?”
:: Cappa goes up top and nails a Legdrop from the top rope! He covers! But the ref is tied up with Jailbaits friends on the outside! ::
JR: “Cappa had this match won, why doesn’t the ref get them hell outta here!”
Jesse: “They’re his friends, they are there to support him, you wouldn’t know anything about that though, right JR?”
:: Cappa gets up to confront them and Jailbait dropkicks him in the back to the outside. His friends begin to lay in the boots to him as Jailbait has the ref tied up. He orders Clarissa to grab a chair and she throws one in the ring. Jailbaits friends toss Cappa into the ring and distract the ref again! ::
Jesse: “The ref is all tied up and Cappa return is gonna be short lived after this chairshot JR.”
JR: “We’ve seen this week after week with Jailbait, does he ever not use a chair in a match Jesse?”
Jesse: “You do whatever you can to win JR.”
:: Jailbait measures Cappa and swings! Cappa ducks! He hooks a sleeper in! Jailbait struggles to counter it and is attempting the grab the ref for leverage. He accidently pokes the ref in the eye and with the ref blinded, he hits a low blow on Cappa. The “Jailbait sucks” chant fires up again as he orders Clarissa to get into the ring. He holds Cappa up and orders Clarissa to use her shoes to hit him in the face! ::
JR: “Oh, this can’t be good for Cappa, someone has to get in there.”
:: Clarissa swings but Cappa ducks again! Clarissa nails Jailbait! Jailbait’s lip is busted open! ::
Jesse: “Oh man! That shot knocked him into the middle of next week JR.”
:: Cappa hits a double leg takedown and hooks in the WALLS OF CAPPA! Jailbait is screaming in pain and cannot reach the ropes! Jailbait’s friends jump on the ring apron but the ref shoves them off. Jailbait inches towards the ropes! ::
JR: “Jailbait is letting out an ear-piercing scream as he gets closer and closer to that bottom rope!”
Jesse: “He is close, so damn close!”
:: Cappa drags Jailbait to the middle of the ring and sits down on the hold! Jailbait reaches, but in a last bit of energy, taps out in the middle of the ring!!!! ::
Jesse: “He had no choice, that hold was locked in and Jailbait’s lower back is not fully healed from LTP! Cappa advances to the finals!”
JR: “That was a highly competitive match-up and could have gone either way, but the returning Mad Cappa is victorious here tonight!”
:: Cappa dances his way to the crowd and makes his exit through the fans up the stairs. The fans continue to chant “Go Cappa!” as he exits out. ::
Winner: Mad Cappa by submission at 7:35
:: Jailbait gets up, favoring his lower back. He orders Clarissa in the ring and begins to berate her! His friends try to pull him away and restrain him, but Jailbait has gone mad! He points her to the aisleway and says “We’ll settle this later” as tears roll down Clarissa face. ::
JR: “What the hell? I don’t understand this at all, the plot between Jailbait-Clarissa and Eskimo is thickening Jesse."
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