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[i]Gasolina[/i] hits, and Colombian Heat gets a nice ovation as he comes through the curtains to the ring. COLE Colombian Heat up next, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Miami, Florida, and weighing in at 180 pounds...COOOOOOOLOMMMMMMMMMMMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i] COLE Well Coach, Colombian Heat was considered sort of an oddball entry into this match when it was announced a couple weeks ago, but last week, Colombian Heat, right in the middle of the ring, scored a pinfall on former World champion Alfdogg in that ten-man elimination match! COACH I still can't believe it, Cole. I think he really opened a lot of people's eyes last week, including my own! Heat slides in and poses on the buckles, then stands on the buckle nearest the aisleway and waits on his opponent. [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and Rick Heyross leads out Felix Strutter. COACH Uh-oh, it's one half of the best tag team in the world! BUFFER [i]His opponent, accompanied by his manager, Rick Heyross...hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, and weighing in at 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Strutter climbs in, and poses for the crowd, drawing boos, then steps down into his corner. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is 12 minutes, 11 seconds, set by Reject.[/i] The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Heat and Strutter circle the ring, and tie up. Strutter hits a knee to the midsection, then delivers double axhandle blows to the back, sending Heat down to his knees. Strutter whips Heat into the ropes, but Heat ducks a clothesline and nails Strutter with a flying forearm! Heat follows up with a dropkick, and Strutter rolls to the outside! COLE And the action fast and furious in that sequence, which we expected, and Colombian Heat with the advantage thus far! And Heyross giving his man some advice! Strutter climbs in, and circles the ring once again. Once again, Strutter goes to the midsection. He whips Heat to the ropes, but puts his head down, and Heat delivers a kick! Heat then whips Strutter into a corner, and charges, but Strutter gets his feet up, knocking Heat right to the mat! COACH Heat should have followed up on that kick to the face, instead of going for a corner charge right there! Now he's in trouble already! Strutter comes out of the corner and backs into the ropes, hitting Heat with an elbow to the sternum! COLE And now Strutter sort of methodically laying in the punishment! Strutter backs up again, and drives another elbow, then stands up and delivers a jumping kneedrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks up Heat, and backs him into the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then pulls Heat out and whips him into the ropes, catching him in a sleeperhold! COLE Nice sleeper by Strutter! Strutter cinches on the sleeper, but Heat still attempts to reach the ropes. Finally, Strutter is able to force him to the mat, and leans back on the sleeper. Heat slowly fades, and the referee checks the arm. ONE!!! TWO!!! Heat holds through on the third lift, and struggles to his feet. He delivers an elbow to the gut! Then another! A third! He runs to the ropes, then ducks a clothesline, but Strutter DRILLS him with a spinning wheel kick! Strutter celebrates his feat briefly, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter complains briefly to the referee. COLE If he covered right away, he might have got the pin there! Can't blame the referee for that one! As Heat tries to get up, Strutter hammers away on the back. Heat fights his way up, and begins trading blows! COLE And Heat fighting back on Felix Strutter! After a brief exchange, Strutter goes to the eyes, then delivers a foot to the gut, and a DOUBLE-ARM DDT~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Heat had better get something going if he wants to beat Reject's time! Strutter picks up Heat, and sets up a suplex, but Heat reverses to a small package! COLE A counter! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Strutter pops up, and hits a seated dropkick from behind! Strutter then picks up Heat, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter goes to the sleeper again, but this time, Heat drops to his ass, delivering a jawbreaker! Strutter falls back into the corner, and Heat slowly gets up and follows, ramming his head into the buckles as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Heat then shoves Strutter back into the corner and climbs on the buckles, and the crowd counts along once again with punches! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Heat shoves Strutter forward to the mat, then climbs to the top rope. COLE And Heat's gonna fly! Heat comes off with a HURRICANRANA~! COLE Big move by Heat, here's the cover! 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets a shoulder up! Strutter gets to his feet and staggers into the ropes. Heat charges, and Strutter backdrops him over, but Heat hangs onto the ropes and catches his balance on the apron! Strutter takes a swing, but Heat ducks and rams him in the gut, then springs over with a sunset flip! Strutter grabs the ropes and kneels down... COLE Wait a minute! 1... 2... ...the referee looks up and sees Strutter's hands on the ropes! Strutter quickly lets go and pleads innocence, and Heat rolls him up! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Heat gets up and charges Strutter, but Strutter trips him with a drop toe-hold, then holds it, floats over, and applies the STF~!!! COACH Whoa! COLE Strutter with the STF out of nowhere! Heat is right in the middle of the ring and in trouble! COACH Kiss WWE goodbye, Heat! Heat struggles, and slowly creeps towards the ropes. COLE Heat scooting over there slowly, but surely! Heat stops, and lays flat on the mat, then suddenly rolls himself over, and both men roll right out of the ring to the floor! COACH Well, that's one way to escape, I guess! COLE It wasn't pretty, but Heat got out of that STF! Heat climbs onto the apron slowly, then waits for Strutter to get up...and hits an ASAI MOONSAULT~!!! COLE WESTSIDE MOONSAULT by Colombian Heat! Heat signals the "W" out to the crowd, and gets a big pop! He then rolls Strutter back into the ring and whips him hard into the corner, then ducks down, scoops him up...and drops him with the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!111 COLE There's the NECKTIE, and the cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And we've got a new time to beat! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, in a time of eight minutes, 45 seconds...COOOOOOOLOMMMMMMMMMMMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i] COLE With plenty of time to spare, Colombian Heat has defeated Reject's time! COACH That's going to be a tough one to beat, considering the quality of opposition! COLE As Colombian Heat continues to impress everyone, let's go to Josh!

Booker T wears white boots, doesn't he?

You're a big boy too, aren't you, alf? I had the pederast football coach trying to get me to play ball all the time, too. And suck his dick. Yeah. I could do 230 (my weight at the time) once, and could do 200 three times. I think I hit 200 on the incline bench a couple times, too.

Actually, Loss told me personally that he always hated you.

Sorry to interrupt, but just one more thing. I don't want to see ANY mention of Dama in anyone's posts, unless you're engaging in actual intelligent discussion with him. Any posts perceived as baiting will be deleted. This shit has got to stop.

When there's a crosswalk every 15 feet in a fuckin' shopping plaza, and yet NO ONE will use them.

Edited for accuracy. And it's funny that Leena gets a free pass trolling me. It's obvious that's what she was doing even saying Oregon was undefeated in that sentence. But no it's always Dama's fault in this forum. Everyone else is allowed to come down on him, call him names, flame, and troll him all they want. But the moment he says "Hey that's not right. Shut up." Then it's ALL his fault and we gotta warn him! No. You brought up the topic again on the first page after everyone else had started talking about other things. And after I had closed the old thread due to your incessant whining. And after I told you in THIS thread the let it go. You're not being trolled and flamed "because you're right", you're being trolled and flamed because you won't shut the fuck up. It's clear that no one but you wants to push the issue, so once again, shut the fuck up. This is your last warning, if you bring it up again, you can take a vacation.

Edwin just saved me some typing. We're past that game. The other thread getting closed should have been a hint. Let it go.

Fuck, her.

So um, apparently Marvin left the board. I guess we'll free that spot up.

Or for that matter, the spoiler threads for SD.

Quit bitching about the threads. I told him to wait until the other shows were over from now on, so leave it at that and just discuss the topic.

NYU...I NO LONGER HAVE TRILLION ON MY COMPUTER. I got rid of it DAYS before this. I have said tthis repeatedly in this thread. GAH

RE-open~ In the future, please try to wait until the other shows have passed, at least.

OK, I think we all know who Andy is now.

We're really stretching the definition of "hot act" here, I think.

It's not so much that they get mad when they can't find something, it's when they take it as a personal insult and decide they need to cope with it by saying something snide to the employee, who has zero authority over what products get sold in the store. That's precisely it.

So wow, did Marvin really leave.

haha

fixed

Three "Beat the Clock" matches for the Chamber. Also, Team Jamaica in preliminary action.

1) Yes, beforehand. 2) Yes. The belt keeps the same design, but the centerpiece has just changed. For example Italian title Heartland title

This is a joke.

after Reject's match, but before Heat's. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits and Alfdogg is booed loudly as he makes his way to the ring. COACH And look who's turn it is now! COLE Alf trying to beat Reject's time, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. COACH Let's see who Alf's opponent is! Alf stands with his hands on his hips. [i]Spirit in the Sky[/i] by Norman Greenbaum hits, and Faqu comes through the curtains to a big pop. COLE And it's the HI-YAH World champion, Faqu! Alf's gonna have a hard time surpassing Reject here! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Samoa, weighing in at 317 pounds...he is the REIGNING HI-YAH champion of the WORLD...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] Faqu slides into the ring, and stares at Alf while down on all fours. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is 12 minutes, 11 seconds, set by Reject.[/i] COLE And there you hear it, Alf's got to defeat Faqu in some form in under 12:11, and he'll be the lead man! Alf looks a little tense staring at Faqu, as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf and Faqu circle the ring, then tie up. Faqu throws Alf back into the corner! COLE And Faqu overpowering Alf right out of the gate! Alf is on one knee in the corner, staring down Faqu, then gets up and circles the ring once again. Alf goes in, and grabs Faqu in a side headlock. Faqu backs Alf into the ropes, then whips him across, and shoulderchecks him to the mat on his way back! Alf lays for a second, then quickly slides to the outside as Faqu tries to pick him up. COLE And Alf has to regroup early here! He better find an answer quick, he's got a time to beat! Alf climbs back in, and circles once again. Alf moves in, and takes Faqu to the mat with a drop toe hold, then quickly pops up and drops an elbow to the back of the head. COACH And this is what Alf needs to do, use his speed! Alf grabs Faqu in a side headlock, then slowly gets to his feet. Alf turns and hooks Faqu, delivering a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Faqu and drags him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf then grabs Faqu by the hair and rams him into the buckle, only to have Faqu rise back up and stare him in the eyes! COLE Big mistake, Alf! Faqu returns fire, delivering a BIG headbutt of his own, sending Alf down to the mat! Alf rolls into a corner, and Faqu follows, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Faqu then begins to BITE Alf on the forehead! COACH Come on, ref! Alf yells as the referee counts Faqu, who releases at four. Faqu whips Alf across the ring, and follows with a big corner clothesline! Faqu then grabs Alf by the hair, runs out of the corner, and slams him into the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Alf in trouble early, remember, if Alf submits or is pinned, Faqu gets his spot in the Chamber! COACH WAY too early to be speculating that, Cole. Faqu picks up Alf, and delivers a BIG bodyslam! He then chokes Alf on the mat, with the referee again counting to four before he breaks. Faqu backs Alf into a corner and kicks at him some. He then whips Alf across the ring, and charges again, but this time, Alf gets a foot up! Faqu staggers back, but comes once again, and Alf floors him with a Hart Attack clothesline! Alf follows with a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout with AUTHORITY~! COLE And a BIG kickout from Faqu! Alf crawls over and starts choking Faqu, drawing a four-count before breaking. Faqu rolls to the outside, and Alf follows, putting his arms around his waist and ramming him back into the ring apron! Faqu sinks to the floor, and Alf lays in a few stomps before climbing back into the ring. Alf waits on Faqu to get up, then leaps over with a PLANCHA~! COACH Wow, Alf nailed that one! Alf gets up and poses to the crowd, drawing boos, before rolling Faqu back into the ring. Alf slides in and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Alf going for covers quickly and often, which is the key in this match! Alf whips Faqu hard into a corner, and as Faqu comes out, Alf executes a HURRICANRANA! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Faqu, measures him...then hooks him, and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY! COACH Alf's setting it up here! COLE And if he sustains this momentum, he'll be the last man to enter the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell at World Without End! Alf then delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf stands up, and drops a standing headbutt on Faqu...which has no effect! Faqu slowly starts to come to, as Alf gathers his senses. Alf delivers a right hand to Faqu...who returns fire! A second right, same result! A third, same result! Faqu then begins firing off rights, until Alf goes to the eyes. Alf climbs to the top rope, then jumps off, but Faqu catches him with a sitout powerbomb! 1... 2... NO! Alf gets his shoulder up! Faqu then delivers a similar standing headbutt to Alf's! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf slides into a corner, and Faqu follows, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Faqu then delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Faqu going for the kill now! Faqu gets ready for the BUTT DROP~!, but Alf slides out of the way, and back to another corner. Faqu stalks, as Alf back off, but Alf then grabs Faqu by the tights and pulls him shoulder-first into the post! Alf waits for Faqu to come out, then lifts him and delivers the WHIPLASH~!!! Alf then goes to the top rope. COACH Here it comes, and he's not even close to Reject's time! Alf jumps off, but Faqu moves out of the way, and Alf rolls on the mat. Faqu catches him with a THRUST KICK, right to the jaw! COLE WOW, Faqu got all of that one! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! Alf scoots to the apron, and Faqu hammers him on the chest. Alf reaches up and grabs the back of Faqu's head, dropping down on the ropes! Alf then signals goodbye to the ring, making his way to the back! COLE What is this? Is Alf walking out on this match? The referee counts, as Alf continues to move up the aisle. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! The referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Faqu has an upset look on his face, as the referee confers with Michael Buffer. COACH That's OK, Alf's still got his spot in the match! COLE Let's get the official decision. BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by the referee, that if Alfdogg does not return to the ring at the count of ten, not only will he lose this match, but he will also lose his spot in the match, at World Without End![/i] The crowd goes CRAZY, as an indignant Alf makes his way back to the ring. He stands on the apron and yells at Buffer, as Faqu brings him back in the hard way! Faqu delivers a BIG headbutt, sending Alf all the way to the other side of the ring! Alf leans over the apron and tries to loot a weapon, as Faqu tries to pull him back in. He comes up with a steel chair, which he hides, then uses to jam into the gut of Faqu! Alf then gets up, and SMACKS Faqu in the head with the chair! *DING DING DING* (8:11) COLE Alf obviously disqualified for that chairshot... COACH But look at Faqu, he's still up! The shot has only staggered Faqu, who continues to stay on his feet. Alf gets a wide-eyed look on his face, then gives him another shot, which AGAIN doesn't knock him down! At this point, Alf tosses the chair to the mat and leaves the ring in a speed-walk, which turns into a run as Faqu climbs out and gives chase! COLE Well, Alf won't have a time to use for this competition, but he still has his spot in the match! A great showing by Faqu, as well! Reject still possesses the time to beat at 12 minutes, 11 seconds, with one match to go tonight and three next week!