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I just went over to the Pit and looked through the threads one last time. I hadn't been there all week, and I don't really plan on going back. Their "Boardum" and "four in the morning" threads are entirely dedicated to HTQ-bashing for the last two or three pages of each. It's incredibly pathetic. Even Ill and Tom have gotten in on it now. Of course, I'm certain I'll be called a kiss-ass or a "sock puppet" as Mike put it a couple weeks ago, for defending the guy, but I'm going to anyway. As far as HTQ being a mod goes, I really couldn't care less whether or not he has powers. It's not like anyone would be allowed to actually put them to use anyway without hundreds of morons complaining about it. Just ask Loss and Nik. Of course it's not right the way he treats posters considering he *does* have powers, but I fail to see how he's any different from Mike in the way he conducts himself, as described by the Pit regulars. Aside from the aforementioned mod powers, of course. One of the defenses of Mike when he was here was that "he knows his shit" or "he's right more often than not." I have no problem with that POV, and I also feel the same way about HTQ. A lot of these kind of situations, whether people want to admit it or not, have to do with whether or not you agree with the people's viewpoints. Reading through HTQ's "TSM brings the idiocy" blog entry, I can't really deny many of his claims in the initial entry. And in my personal opinion, I think people should be able to say whatever the fuck they want about people in their blogs, as long as they leave it there and don't derail the actual discussion on the board. That's pretty much the point of having a personal blog, to express yourself, isn't it? btw, Lushus is cool

All times EST Sun, Nov. 20 Portland @ New York, 12:00 Miami @ Toronto, 1:00 Golden State @ L.A. Clippers, 3:30 Houston @ Indiana, 7:00 Memphis @ Denver, 9:00 Sacramento @ Seattle, 9:00 Chicago @ L.A. Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Nov. 21 NO/OK @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Utah, 9:00 San Antonio @ Sacramento, 10:00 New Jersey @ Golden State, 10:30 Tue, Nov. 22 Boston @ Cleveland, 7:00 Denver @ Washington, 7:00 Portland @ Memphis, 8:00 Houston @ Dallas, 8:30 Toronto @ Phoenix, 9:00 Utah @ Seattle, 10:00 Wed, Nov. 23 Boston @ Atlanta, 7:00 Washington @ Orlando, 7:00 Denver @ Detroit, 7:30 New York @ Charlotte, 7:30 Phoenix @ Houston, 7:30 ESPN Portland @ Miami, 7:30 Minnesota @ NO/OK, 8:00 Philadelphia @ Milwaukee, 8:00 New Jersey @ Sacramento, 10:00 San Antonio @ Golden State, 10:30 Toronto @ L.A. Clippers, 10:30 Thu, Nov. 24 Cleveland @ Indiana, 8:00 TNT Seattle @ LA Lakers, 10:30 TNT Fri, Nov. 25 Portland @ Orlando, 7:00 Charlotte @ Boston, 7:30 Atlanta @ Indiana, 8:00 Dallas @ Miami, 8:00 ESPN Houston @ Memphis, 8:00 Milwaukee @ Minnesota, 8:00 Washington @ Detroit, 8:00 Chicago @ San Antonio, 8:30 Golden State @ Utah, 9:00 L.A. Clippers @ Denver, 9:00 Toronto @ Sacramento, 10:00 New Jersey @ Phoenix, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Nov. 26 Philadelphia @ New York, 12:30 NO/OK @ Seattle, 3:30 Miami @ Orlando, 7:00 Minnesota @ Cleveland, 7:30 Washington @ Charlotte, 7:30 Chicago @ Houston, 8:30 Memphis @ Dallas, 8:30 Detroit @ Milwaukee, 9:00 Toronto @ Golden State, 10:30

Finished

...Will Perdue's dead?

CHRIS STEVENS I'm thankful that *I* was the one, that finally took this title away from that paper champion, Alfdogg! JAY RICHARDS And I'm thankful that Stevens/Heyross Incorporated is going to take more than that away from him and his Alliance this Sunday. Jumbo, why don't you tell them what you're thankful for. JUMBO (off camera) What I'm thankful for for Thanksgiving? STEVENS Yeah. *Jumbo jumps on camera with a Dusty Rhodes tanktop on and holds his arms out.* JUMBO FO MAH POKA DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHTSSSSSSSSSS!

RICK HEYROSS On behalf of Stevens/Heyross Incorporated, we're thankful for the privilege of sending Alfdogg for a permanent trip, back to his shed! HAHAHA!!! CHARLIE MOSS That's right. I'm just thankful that I don't have a nickname like Reject...how did you get that name, anyway? From your cousins at the family reunion? QUENTIN BENJAMIN I'm thankful that after this Sunday, that disgrace to the National Weather Service, Thunderkid, will be sent to bed without supper, haha! BROCK AUSSTIN And last, but not least...Mr. Sandman, you better bring all your dreams, becuase we'll ALL be thankful to lay you to rest at November Reign! *everyone laughs*

ALFDOGG I'm thankful that tonight, I get to pound the stuffing out of the two biggest turkeys in OAOAST history. And at the end of the feast, you can put all your pies away, because instead, I'll be enjoying another helping...of the World Heavyweight championship.

[i]Chase[/i] by Giorgio Moroder hits and Jim Cornette leads out The New New Midnight Express and all of their teammates. COLE And we're set for a ten-team Survivor Series-style match! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Survivor Series-style match! Introducing the first team...first, with their manager, James E. Cornette, the NEWWWWWWW NEWWWWWWW MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT EXXXXXXXXXXXPRESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The camera keeps cutting over to show all of the teams. [i]HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL'S HITMENNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]The SSSSSSSSSOUTH CCCCCCCCCCCCENTRALLLLL MILLLLLLLLLLITIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]LLLLLLLLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CONQUISSSSSSSSSTADORRRRRRRRESSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]and accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH The UNDEFEATED Team Heyross, I might add, Cole. All the heel teams get into the ring and get acquainted, as [i]Frankenstein[/i] by Edgar Winter hits and the Sooner Bruisers lead out all their partners. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...introducing first, from Oklahoma...the SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONERRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUISERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]The LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVE DOCTORRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]The SSSSSSSSSK8ER BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]LOS DIABLOOOOOOOOOS DELLLLLLLLLL FUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]and the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time...the HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Look at all these bodies in the ring, 20 men in all! COACH And folks, if you're just tuning in, this is not a battle royal! This is a tag team match, ten men on each side! COLE And when one man on each tag team is eliminated, both members of that team must go back to the locker room! *DING DING DING* COLE Quentin Benjamin of Team Heyross appears ready to start it off for his side, and it appears the other side still trying to sort it out, Coach. COACH That's right, and that could be a big factor in this match, Cole! You see, the Bruisers and their team, there's no management on that side! On the other hand, the opponents have Rick Heyross in the corner, as well as Mr. Cornette. COLE Well, it looks like they've decided, it's going to be Frank of the Sooners, starting off with Quentin Benjamin, the former Oregon Duck, wearing the school colors tonight, green with yellow trim. Frank circles the ring with Quentin, and Quentin gets a quick double leg takedown on a tieup attempt. COLE Frank a little surprised that Quentin was able to take him down there, Coach! COACH Well, Team Heyross a little younger, a little quicker than the Bruisers, I think, Cole. He's more surprised by that than I was! Frank gets up, and circles the ring again. Frank goes behind Benjamin and grabs a waistlock, then picks him up in the air, spins around and takes him down to the mat! Frank spins around so he's facing Benjamin on the mat, and starts doing pushups right in front of him! Benjamin jumps up and goes into his corner, slamming his hands on the ropes in anger. COLE Frank REALLY getting under the skin of Quentin Benjamin right now! Benjamin comes back out of the corner, and goes to the eyes of Frank! Benjamin then gives him a knee to the gut, followed by a snap suplex! Benjamin covers... 1... 2..... Frank kicks out! Benjamin picks up Frank, and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin puts his head down, however, and Frank grabs him in a double underhook! Benjamin can't break the grip, and Frank PLANTS him with a Tiger Bomb! Frank pumps his fists on the mat as the crowd roars its approval! Frank then picks up Benjamin, and presses him overhead! The crowd gets louder as Frank holds him, then slams him down to the mat! However, Benjamin is able to roll into his corner on the impact, and tags Charlie Moss. COACH That was a great military press slam by Frank Frankensteiner, but he slammed him right into his corner, and now it's Charlie Moss in. COLE Charlie Moss, a graduate of Purdue University in west central Indiana, he's in the gold singlet trimmed with black, also the school colors. And a reciprocating tag, and now it's Frankie Frankensteiner in there. Frankie ties up with Moss, and backs him into a corner. The referee backs Frankie up, and when he goes back after Moss, he catches a foot to the gut. Moss then underhooks and suplexes Frankie overhead. Moss picks him up and whips him into the ropes, then drops down as Frankie jumps over. Frankie ducks a clothesline, then catches Moss on a leapfrog attempt and gives him a powerslam! COLE What power on that move by Frankie Frankensteiner! As Moss is getting up, Frankie grabs him in a waistlock, and gives him a release German suplex! COACH WOW, Moss right on the back of his head there, this could be our first elimination here! Frankie covers... 1.. 2.... Moss gets a foot on the bottom rope! Frankie goes to pick Moss up, but Moss grabs him by the tights and pulls him out through the ropes! Moss then crawls over and tags One-Eye, who jumps down and tosses Frankie back in the ring. Frankie gets on all fours, but One-Eye is able to pound him back down with forearms and double axehandle blows. One-Eye picks up Frankie and drives him with a shoulderbreaker, then wrings his arm, and tags in a Conquistador. The Conquistador drags him over into the corner and rams his head into the buckle. However, Frankie just looks out into the crowd with a smile! Another ram, and Frankie looks back at the Conquistador, smiling yet again! Conquistador tries another ram, but Frankie blocks, and rams the Conquistador in! Frankie then delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! The second Conquistador comes in illegally and the two both hammer Frankie. Double whip, and both Conquistadores duck down. Frankie kicks one in the head, sending him rolling out of the ring, then backs up, and delivers a SOONERLINE~!!! to the other! He then tags Frank back in, and Frank picks up the Conquistador, whips him in...and catches him with the FRANKENSTEINER~!!!!!11111 1... 2...... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we've got our first elimination, the Conquistadores are out of here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Los Conquistadores (4:28) eliminated by: The Sooner Bruisers (Frank Frankensteiner pinned Uno) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JINGUS steps into the ring as the Sooners celebrate, and grabs them both to set up CLAWSLAMS~!!! However, both Sk8er Boiz get on the top turnbuckle (the same one) and deliver a DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK, sending JINGUS down! The Sooners pick up JINGUS and deliver a double bodyslam! Frank tags in Moracca of the Diablos, who delivers a sliding dropkick as JINGUS is getting up off the mat. Moracca turns around and starts dancing, not knowing that JINGUS continued getting up anyway despite his swift kick! Moracca turns back around, and the last thing he sees is the hand of JINGUS covering his face, before being driven with a CLAWSLAM~!!! JINGUS places both hands on his chest... 1.. 2..... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH Well, that's what they get for dancing instead of worrying about their opposition! Now it's down to 8-on-8! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Los Diablos del Fuego (5:19) eliminated by: Hell's Hitmen (JINGUS pinned Moracca) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JINGUS grabs Dr. Steven Pigley by the throat and drags him in over the ropes to the mat! JINGUS starts choking the life out of Pigley, as the referee's count doesn't seem to be a factor! Finally, the referee grabs the arm of JINGUS, who gets up, grabs the referee by the face, and throws him out of the ring! JINGUS then goes back to choking Pigley, before the referee comes to and calls for the bell, disqualifying JINGUS! COLE Well, you can't throw around referees like that, and now the Hell's Hitmen must return to the locker room! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Hell's Hitmen (6:13) eliminated by: disqualification ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sarcastic Simon comes into the ring and tries to steal a quick pinfall... 1... 2.......... ...but Pigley gets a shoulder up! Simon makes a quick tag to Ned, and the two hit a double-team flapjack! Ned picks up Pigley and backs him into the corner. Ned lays in karate kicks, then a big savate kick, leaving Pigley doubled over in the corner! Ned does the "X" pose with his fingers, drawing a chorus of boos, with some scattered cheers. Ned then gives a vertical suplex to Pigley, before tagging in Vincent Santana. Santana hops onto the second turnbuckle, and comes off, drilling Pigley with a shoulderblock! Santana covers... 1... 2....... Kickout! Santana waits for Pigley to get to his feet...and locks in a big bearhug! COACH Submission hold applied here, Vincent Santana of the South Central Militia attempting to even up the score once again! Santana squeezes, and Pigley fades away quickly. The referee raises his arm... ONE!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pigley keeps the arm up on the third lift! Pigley drives in a right hand! And a second! And a third! Pigley then starts driving in rapid fists, and finally the hold is released! Pigley goes to the ropes, and knocks Santana to the mat with a high knee! Santana is up quickly, however, and catches a second charge from Pigley with a powerslam! Santana then tags Simon in, and Simon climbs to the top as Ned climbs into the ring. COACH Uh oh, Rocket Launcher coming up, Cole! Ned tosses Simon off the top rope, and he lands...right on the knees of Pigley! Simon holds his gut as Pigley slowly pulls himself over to his corner. Simon makes a tag to Charlie Moss, but Moss can't make it in time to stop Pigley, and he tags his partner, Dr. Max Anderson! Anderson comes in with a clothesline on Moss, then waits for him to get to his feet, and hits a dropkick! Ned comes in, and gets hit with a dropkick for his efforts! Simon in, same result! Anderson scales the top rope as Moss gets to his feet, and comes off with a HURRICANRANA! COLE Big move by Anderson, and we could have another elimination here! Anderson covers... 1.. 2...... Kickout by Moss! Anderson measures Moss, waiting for him to get to his feet, then runs to the ropes, but Quentin Benjamin catches him with a kick to the back of the head! Moss catches him with an STO backbreaker, and locks in the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COACH The MOSSY KNOLL hooked in by Charlie Moss, and Anderson can't budge him! Anderson in fact can not move Moss even slightly towards the ropes, and is forced to tap out! COLE And the HI-YAH tag team champions have been eliminated, another footnote on the short, but impressive, resume of Team Heyross! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: The Love Doctors (10:19) eliminated by: Team Heyross (Charlie Moss submits Dr. Max Anderson) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Moss celebrates, Hell Mel comes into the ring and dropkicks him from behind, sending him into the corner! Moss turns around, and is met with right hands, then Mel backs up and monkey flips him out of the corner! Moss gets up slowly, and Mel gives him a bodyslam, then hits a standing moonsault! 1... 2...... Kickout! Mel drags him to the corner and tags in The Marv, who leaps over the ropes and dropkicks Moss on the way down! Marv runs to the ropes, and Moss catches him in a side slam, but Marv spins through and takes Moss down with a headscissors! Marv whips Moss into the face corner, then tags in Logan "Usher" Mann, who steps in and connects with a MASSIVE left hand, sending Moss right over the top rope and to the floor, Curt Hennig style! COLE And now, the team of the Bruisers, the Boiz, and the Rockers have got something cooking! COACH But look at how smart Charlie Moss is, he walked around to his own corner and got back in over there, and we're gonna get a fresh man in! Sarcastic Simon is tagged in, as things slow down again. Simon and Usher tie up, and Simon sends Usher into the ropes, but Usher ducks a clothesline and hits a back elbow! Usher picks up Simon and whips him to the ropes, but puts his head down, and Simon catches him with a swinging neckbreaker! Simon with a quick cover... 1... 2....... Kickout! Simon tags in Ned, and the two set up a double suplex. However, the Boiz both come into the ring and catch Usher on the way over, then hit stereo dropkicks in the Midnights, who both roll from the ring! Quentin Benjamin jumps into the ring, but gets caught by Frankie Frankensteiner, who gives him a belly-to-belly overhead right over the top to the floor! COACH WHOA!!! What a move that was by Frankie! The faces guard each corner of the ring, until the heels go back to their corner. Ned gets into the ring, and is joined by Synth Esizer. Synth grabs a side headlock, and is sent into the ropes. Ned drops down, and Synth hops over and stops. Synth catches Ned with an inverted atomic drop! He then goes back into the ropes and takes down Ned with a clothesline! Synth drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2....... Kickout! Synth gives Ned a vertical suplex, then tags out to Hell Mel, who springs in with a guillotine legdrop! Mel with a cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! Mel signals for the end! COLE Mel says he's going for the Mel Shock! Mel gets Ned in position, but Ned slides behind the back and Mel goes into the corner! Mel is able to dodge a charge, then delivers rights and whips Ned to the opposite corner. Ned, however, avoids a charge, and Mel goes shoulder-first into the post! COACH Uh-oh, and that could be the beginning of the end for the Sk8er Boiz right there! Ned pulls Mel out of the corner, then grabs the arm and takes him down in a single-arm DDT! Ned then tags Simon, who goes to the ropes as Ned hits a drop toehold, and drops an elbow to the back of the head! Simon then goes over and tags in One-Eye, who is already on his way to the top rope... COLE Uh-oh, you may be right, Coach! Marcellus up on the top rope... One-Eye hits a BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP!!! 1... 2....... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we're down to three teams against two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: The Sk8er Boiz (14:21) eliminated by: The South Central Militia (Marcellus "One-Eye" Wallace pins Hell Mel) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frank Frankensteiner comes in and hammers on One-Eye, but Santana takes a cheap shot, which allows One-Eye to get a back suplex! One-Eye covers... 1... 2....... Kickout! One-Eye tags out to Santana. Santana chokes Frank in the corner with his boot, and breaks at 4. Santana brings Frank out of the corner, and gives him a gutwrench suplex! Santana then gets to his feet, and drops a standing kneedrop, then covers... 1.. 2........ Kickout! Santana whips Frank into the ropes, and catches him with a powerslam, then tags in Simon. Simon waits on Frank to get up, then measures him, comes off the ropes and hits a big swinging neckbreaker! Simon then climbs to the top rope, gets his balance...and hits a big LEGDROP!!! Simon gets up and celebrates. COLE Why isn't Simon covering? COACH Oh, he wants the referee to count Frank out! Hey, they're up two guys, Cole, I think they can afford this right here. Under the instruction of Sarcastic Simon, the referee counts... ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frank struggles to his feet, and Simon drives him with a backbreaker, then goes up once again! COACH If he hits him here, that has to be it, and then you've got the Heavenly Rockers against SIX men, Cole! However, Frank rolls out of the way, and Simon comes up empty on a big elbow! Both men struggle to their corners, and Simon tags Quentin Benjamin as Frank tags his brother, Frankie! COLE There's the tag! SOONERLINE~! for Benjamin! SOONERLINE~! for Ned! SOONERLINE~! for Moss! Frankie whips Benjamin into the ropes, and hits a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2....... One-Eye makes the save! Synth comes in with a dropkick, sending One-Eye through the ropes to the floor! Frankie sets up Quentin on the ropes, but does it in Quentin's corner, and Moss is tagged in unbeknownst to Frankie! Frankie sets up a belly-to-belly, but Moss hammers him from behind and sets him up on his shoulders! Benjamin jumps off...but Frankie CATCHES HIM IN A POWERSLAM WHILE ON MOSS'S SHOULDERS~!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!! COACH That was UNBELIEVABLE!!! Frankie covers Benjamin, but Moss drops an elbow. COACH It's Charlie Moss the legal man, however, a tag was made right there. Moss hits a SUPERKICK~! on Frankie, then tags in Santana. Santana picks up Frankie for a PRESS SLAM (!), but a blind tag is made to Synth, who dropkicks him from behind in the knee, causing him to fall back and Frankie lands on top of him! Usher then climbs into the ring as Santana is getting up, and the Rockers hit THE PERCUSSION~!!!!!11111 Synth covers... 1.... 2.............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE The Militia is out!!! And we're even once again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: The South Central Militia (17:31) eliminated by: The Heavenly Rockers (Synth Esizer pinned Vincent Santana) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ned sneaks up on Usher, but Usher sees him coming and sends him to the floor with a left hand! Meanhwile, the Militia are still on the apron complaining. Synth reaches through the ropes to grab Ned, and Santana jumps off the apron and drops his forearm on the back of his head! COLE Wait a minute! Those guys should be out of here! COACH And that's the arm with the steel plate in it, Cole! Synth looks to be out of it! Ned rolls into the ring and covers... 1..... 2............... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT! Outside interference from the ELIMINATED South Central Militia causes the elimination of the Heavenly Rockers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: The Heavenly Rockers (18:01) eliminated by: The New New Midnight Express ("The Handsome Hustler" Ned Blanchard pinned Synth Esizer) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And now look at the sides, Cole! It's the Sooner Bruisers all by themselves against Team Heyross AND the Express! Frankie comes into the ring, as Ned tags in Charlie Moss. Moss grabs a side headlock, and is sent into the ropes, and knocked down with a shoulderblock. Moss gets up, and Frankie grabs a side headlock of his own. Moss backs him into the ropes, and Benjamin tags himself. Moss pushes Frankie into the ropes, then drops down, and Benjamin knocks Frankie to the mat with a windmill kick! COACH Great teamwork by Team Heyross, the blind tag and the windmill kick from Quentin Benjamin. Moves like that are the reason that they've yet to lose a match here in the OAOAST! Benjamin picks up Frankie, and drives him with a Blue Thunder Driver! Cover... 1.... 2.............. Kickout! Benjamin goes up to the top rope, and waits on Frankie. When Frankie gets to his feet, Benjamin comes off the top with a clothesline! Another cover... 1........ 2............ Frankie gets a shoulder up! Benjamin throws Frankie to the outside, then goes over and draws Frank into the ring. Meanwhile, Rick Heyross picks up Frankie on the outside and holds him in a front facelock, as Jim Cornette nails him on the back with his tennis racket! COLE And look at the cheap shot there by Cornette with the racket! Frankie is rolled back into the ring, and Benjamin tags in Ned. Ned lays Frankie across the ropes, and puts a knee to the back, choking him across the ropes, breaking at 4. Ned brings him out and hits a back suplex, then covers... 1.. 2........... Kickout again! Ned tags in Charlie Moss, who rolls Frankie over onto his stomach and plants his knees into his back. COLE Submission move coming up here from Charlie Moss! Moss crosses the feet of Frankie, then grabs them as well as his face, and rolls over into a bow-and-arrow hold! COACH This could be the match right here, Cole! Moss pulls back on the neck as the referee asks Frankie if he wants to give it up. The referee soon notices that Moss's shoulders are down... 1... 2............ Moss releases the hold, and gives some shit to the referee. COACH Well, that's the danger of some of these mat submission holds, I've seen, over the years, titles actually change hands because the champion had on a submission hold on the mat and didn't notice his shoulders were down, Cole. Frankie gets a quick rollup on Moss! 1.. 2...... Kickout! Moss drops an elbow on Frankie as he gets up, and tags in Simon. Simon goes up to the second turnbuckle, and waits on Frankie. Simon jumps off...but Frankie catches him, and takes him over with a belly-to-belly! Frankie struggles to his corner, but is able to tag his brother! Frank comes into the ring and whips Simon into the ropes, and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Moss jumps in, and gets caught with a T-bone! Benjamin in, and Frank locks him up, and takes him down with a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! Frank measures Simon, and hits a SOONERLINE~! Cover... 1... 2..... Ned saves! Ned and Simon give Frank a double-whip, Frank ducks a clothesline and delivers a DOUBLE SOONERLINE~! Frank then gives a TIGER BOMB~! to Simon, and Cornette is up on the apron! Frank gives Cornette a big right hand, sending him down on the apron! Ned comes from behind and delivers a LOW BLOW to Frank, then sets him up for the Veg-O-Matic! However, Frankie sneaks in as the referee is trying to get Cornette off the apron, and delivers a SOONERLINE~!!! to Ned! Frank falls over on top as a result, and Frankie stops Simon as the referee counts... 1.... 2............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we're down to one-to-one! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: The New New Midnight Express (22:03) eliminated by: The Sooner Bruisers (Frank Frankensteiner pinned Hustler Ned) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH It's the Sooner Bruisers against Team Heyross! Benjamin goes right to work on Frank, and hits a German suplex! 1... 2............ NO! Frank slides out of it! Benjamin waits on Frank to get up, and goes for a kick, but Frank catches the foot! Frank spins the foot around, but catches a windmill kick to the face as Benjamin comes back around! Benjamin tags in Moss, who runs to the ropes, but Frank drops to the mat, and catches him with the FRANKENSTEINER~!!!!!11111 on the way back! COLE FRANKENSTEINER!!! COACH It looks like he's going to try to make a tag instead of going for the cover! And tags are made on both sides! Frankie delivers SOONERLINES~! for both men, and then he uses one to take Moss out over the top rope! He then uses another to knock Rick Heyross from the apron to the floor! The crowd is going CRAZY~! However, Benjamin hits him with a dropkick from behind, sending him to the floor right out next to Moss! Frankie blocks a right hand from Moss and delivers one of his own, then gets up on the apron and drives a shoulder into Benjamin! Frankie then flips over the top rope for a sunset flip, but Benjamin drops down and hooks the right leg, and Moss pulls on Benjamin's right hand from the outside! COLE Wait a minute! Moss from the outside! 1...... 2.................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT!!! Team Heyross steals it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: The Sooner Bruisers (23:18) eliminated by: Team Heyross (Quentin Benjamin pinned Frankie Frankensteiner) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The sole survivors of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH Yeah, baby! Still undefeated! COLE What a incredible match, it's a damn shame it had to end the way it did! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits as Team Heyross helps their manager up and back down the aisle, staring down the Bruisers on their way back.

You can't tell me what to do

I've been told this one. So have I

To think a bunch of computer geek white boys are using the term NIGGA Please, you have got to be kidding me.

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Orton's face "turn". Why is him getting punked out by Evolution supposed to make us like him? And why is it supposed to make Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels suddenly trust him enough to be tag partners for a RAW main event?

I just watched SummerSlam and Survivor Series from 1990 last night, and wanted to bring up the angle of DiBiase "buying" Sapphire at SummerSlam. At the end, Dusty tries to catch their limo as it's leaving. Seeing a 300-pound man in polka-dotted underwear attempting to chase a limo on foot is truly something to behold.

[i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd goes NUTS as Alfdogg walks through the curtains. COACH Main event time, baby! COLE And it's time for the World championship to be on the line, in a triple threat match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, for the OAOAST Heavyweight Championship of the WORLD! It is scheduled for one fall! Introducing the challengers...first, making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 240 pounds...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And this is Alf's first opportunity at the World championship since making his return at AnglePalooza! He defeated Tony Brannigan in a tremendous matchup to earn his way into this match! Alf gets in the ring and stretches. [i]Getting Away With Murder[/i] hits and another enourmous pop from the crowd greets Zack Malibu. BUFFER [i]From Providence, Rhode Island, he weighs in at 200 pounds...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZACK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] COACH Zack with a win over Brock Ausstin last week, in very controversial style, as Brock was distracted by the music of the Sandman...in my opinion, it should be Brock Ausstin in this match with Alf and Steven! Zack slides into the ring into an opposite corner from Alf, and the two start trash-talking each other. [i]It Ain't Over For Me[/i] hits and Stephen Joseph walks down the aisle to massive boos. BUFFER [i]Introducing, from Atlanta, Georgia, he weighs in at 225 pounds! The reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...STEPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN NNNNNNNN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] SJ is very cocky coming down the aisle as Zack and Alf inch closer to one another in the center of the ring. He does his corner pose, then hops into the ring, and he, Zack, Alf, and the referee stand across from one another, Zack from Alf, and SJ from the ref. The referee explains the rules, and the raises the belt in the air. *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go, baby! SJ bounces arrogantly as Zack and Alf jaw at each other, face-to-face. After a few seconds, however, SJ stops bouncing and a frown comes across his face. He starts shouting at Zack and Alf, who ignore him and keep jawing at one another. SJ then starts waving his arms in the air in attempt to draw their attention, but still nothing. Finally, SJ shoves both guys with each arm, and they both look out to the crowd, then back at each other, before leveling SJ with a double knife-edge chop, sending him to the mat! COLE Well, if Stephen wanted their attention, he got it! I don't think he's going to be happy with this type of attention, however! The fans go crazy as Alf and Zack stomp SJ on the mat, and then set him up in the corner. Alf lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zack nods and shrugs his shoulders, then holds one finger up in the air, and lays in a CHOP~! of his own! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Alf holds his hand out at Zack, then holds his finger to his lips while looking out at the crowd. He then turns to SJ, and delivers another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zack spits into his hand, then rubs them together, and delivers yet another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SJ sits down in the corner, but Alf pulls him out by his hair, then picks him up in a suplex...holding him...and holding him...before snapping down! SJ holds his back as Alf KIPS UP from the position, and holds his arms out looking at Zack. COACH One man trying to outdo the other, it seems. What's Zack going to come up with now? Zack picks SJ up to his feet, and delivers a back suplex! Alf then picks up SJ, then sees Zack turn to look at the crowd, and quickly rolls up SJ! 1...... 2............... Zack quickly turns around and stomps Alf to break the count! SJ slides out of the ring, as Alf throws a right hand at Zack, who returns one of his own! Zack then grabs a side headlock. Alf lifts up Zack to attempt a back suplex, but Zack turns it over and takes Alf down with a headlock! Alf rolls Zack over, and gets a two-count. Alf rolls him over again, and this time rolls all the way over, and is able to get to one knee. Alf uses the hair to get to his feet, then is able to shove Zack off into the corner. Alf catches Zack coming back with an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf covers... 1..... 2............. Kickout! Alf picks Zack up into a sitting position, and pounds on his sternum with forearms. He then picks him up and drops him with a delayed snap suplex! Alf covers again... 1..... 2.............. Another kickout! SJ is slowly crawling back into the ring, as Alf sets up Zack on the top rope, then follows him up, driving in right hands. SJ comes up from behind with a dropkick, and Alf falls into Zack! SJ then lifts Alf off of the buckles onto his shoulders, as Zack slowly climbs to the top...then leaps up and takes Alf off of SJ's shoulders with a HURRICANRANA!!! COACH What a move that was by Zack! COLE A little teamwork there, inadvertant or not, between Zack and Joseph there, and Alf is out of it! Zack covers 1... 2........... but SJ pulls him off! SJ picks Zack up and drops him with a short clothesline! He then waits for Zack to get to his feet, and hits an inverted atomic drop, followed by a neckbreaker! A cover... 1.... 2........ Kickout by Zack! SJ whips Zack into the corner, but eats feet on the charge! Zack grabs SJ's legs and flips over into a pin! 1..... 2.............. SJ kicks out! Zack catches SJ getting up with a dropkick! Zack picks up SJ in a double underhook, and lifts him over with a suplex! Zack positions him, and then goes out to the apron, springing over with a guillotine legdrop! Zack covers... 1..... 2.............. Alf drives an elbow, breaking the count! Alf picks Zack up, and gives him a fisherman's suplex! 1........... 2............... SJ breaks up the count! All three men are down on the mat attempting to catch their breath, but eventually Zack gets to his feet first, and Alf pulls himself up with the ropes. Zack charges Alf, and gets backdropped over, but lands on the apron. Alf and Zack slug it out, and SJ joins in, as Zack slugs both men from the apron. Alf hits Zack with a cross-armed blow to the throat, knocking Zack down on the apron. Zack pulls himself up with the ropes, and Alf and SJ try to slingshot him back in. But Zack lets go of the ropes on the pull, then grabs them and pulls them back, sending BOTH SJ and Alf to the floor! COLE Very smart move by Zack there, and both Alf and Joseph sent to the floor! Zack then scales the top rope, and comes off with a HUGE moonsault onto both of his opponents! COLE Zack FLIES through the air, and catches the opposition! All three men struggle to their feet, and SJ crawls back into the ring. As Alf and Zack come to their feet on the floor, SJ comes off the top with a flying bodypress! COACH Stephen's turn now, NICE flying bodypress! After another lull, Alf crawls inside the ring. SJ and Zack get up, and Alf catches them from the inside with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!! COACH And now it's Alf taking the air, landing on top of Stephen and Zack on the floor! The crowd gives a HUGE ovation for the match, as all three men once again lay on the floor. COLE A TREMENDOUS triple threat World championship match here to cap off Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Alf climbs back into the ring as Zack and SJ slug it out on the floor! Alf leans on the ropes on the far side as SJ gives Zack a knee to the gut, then puts him in suplex position! COLE Oh, come on! He's not going for the Fallen Angel on the floor! Zack, however, blocks, and gives SJ a suplex on the floor! Zack then makes his way back to the ring, and signals for SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 as Alf pulls himself to his feet! COACH Zack says he's gonna finish Alf off, Cole! COLE Zack set to become a three-time World champion right now! Zack comes across the ring with SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 ...but Alf catches the foot, and trips Zack to the mat, locking in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE NO! IT'S COUNTERED! SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN!!! COACH Alf's gonna do it, Cole!!! SJ is nowhere near the ring area! Alf yells as he sits back on the hold, and Zack is shown with a pained expression on his face, screaming as he tries to reach for the ropes! Alf jerks back on the legs, in an attempt to cinch down on the hold, but Zack finally starts to pull himself towards the ropes! Zack struggles, but just as he gets there, Alf plls him back to the middle! COLE And Alf back to the middle of the ring! The World title seems to be slipping through Zack's fingers, just like the ropes did right there! SJ finally climbs back up onto the apron, behind the back of Alf. Zack pulls himself towards the side of the ring SJ is on, and SJ comes off the top rope with a BULLDOG to Alf! COACH OH! Stephen makes it back in to break up the hold! It's not over yet! SJ rolls over and covers Alf... 1...... 2....................... Zack pulls himself over to push SJ over and break the count! Zack and SJ both get to their feet, and SJ whips Zack into the ropes, but puts his head down...and Zack capitalizes with the POP DROP~!!!111 COLE ZACK WITH THE POP DROP! COACH But Stephen was able to roll towards the ropes on the impact! Is he close enough to them? COLE Here's the cover! 1.... 2................... NO!!! SJ gets a foot on the ropes!!! Zack questions the official, who explains the foot on the ropes. SJ immediately slides out of the ring, and Zack runs over and drops an elbow on Alf, who was just coming to after the bulldog. Zack then goes to the top rope, and goes for a big legdrop, but Alf rolls out of the way! Alf rolls to the corner, and pulls himself to his feet! COLE Uh oh! Alf's gotten his second wind here, Coach! Alf walks over to Zack, and catches him with an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf drops a leg on Zack, then picks him up and takes him over with a T-bone suplex! Alf signals for the end!!! COACH Alf's going up, Cole! COLE Alf looking to regain the World title, and he's going up top! Alf gets to his feet on the top, and LEAPS OFF...but Zack rolls out of the way! Alf is able to adjust just in time and rolls on the mat up to his feet! Zack goes for SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111...but Alf ducks, and hits a SUPERKICK of his own! Alf covers... 1.... 2............. NO!!! Zack gets a shoulder up!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!! SO CLOSE! Alf sits on the mat for a second, then gets up and waits on Zack. Alf charges Zack with a clothesline, but Zack ducks, and Alf runs into a big dropkick from SJ! SJ picks up Alf, and goes for the FALLEN ANGEL~!!!!!11111 But as SJ has Alf in the vertical position, he's hit with SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 COLE ZACK HIT IT!!! ...however, Alf comes down and lands on top of SJ!!! COACH But look, Cole! Alf's on top!!! 1.... 2................. Zack BARELY makes the save, diving and pushing Alf out of the ring! Zack then makes a cover himself... 1..... 2.............. Alf pulls Zack out of the ring! Alf hammers Zack, then puts him in a side headlock, but Zack shoves him off into the post! Zack slides back in, and is met with a foot to the gut from SJ, who follows it up with the FINALITY~!!!!!11111 COACH THERE IT IS!!! THE FINALITY!!! ALL RIGHT, Stephen's going to retain! SJ lays back on Zack and covers... 1...... 2............... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! Alf grabs SJ by the legs and pulls him off, hooking the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE ALF WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN!!!!! SJ screams in pain, but quickly makes it to the ropes...and Alf pulls him off! COACH Wait a minute, Cole, Alf should have to break that! Suddenly, Tha Puerto Rican comes running down to the ring! The referee jumps to the outside right in front of him, preventing him from interfering. Meanwhile, SJ is tapping out in the ring! COLE Look at this, Stephen is tapping out! Where's the referee? COACH He's being distracted by PR! Zack recovers and hits SCHOOL'S OUT on Alf!!!!! COLE ZACK WITH SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 Cover, but still no referee! Spanish Fly runs out and attacks PR on the outside, as a new referee sprints down the aisle and slides in! 1..... 2.............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! Alf BARELY lifts a shoulder! COLE SO CLOSE for Zack there! And look at this, Vitamin X and the Cuban Wall out now! The LC triple team Spanish Fly out on the floor, until Otaku II runs to his aid!!! COACH And we've got a big brawl on the floor, as well as the match in the ring! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! That's Chris Stevens, the Heartland champion! Stevens waits for Alf to gets to his feet, then dashes at him with his belt! However, Alf ducks, and Zack takes the shot instead! Alf clotheslines Stevens to the floor! Leon Rodez, upset about the miscarriage of justice towards his partner, runs out and attacks Stevens on the floor! COACH Alf's going to the top again, as it's chaos on the floor now! Alf hits Zack with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2................. ..... Brock Ausstin is at ringside, and pulls Alf to the outside! COLE Brock Ausstin is out! The S.H.I. is here! I think Alf had the pin right there! TK and Reject come to Alf's aid as SJ crawls over and lays across the shoulders of Zack! COLE Oh no, not this way! 1..... 2............ Stephen Joseph groggily hooks the leg! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT!!! STEPHEN JOSEPH STEALS IT! COACH OH YEAH BABY!!! RING INSTINCT! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of this contest...and STILL OAOAST World Heavyweight champion...STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] The GPX has made their way out and attacked Leon on the outside! COLE This is MASS CHAOS on the outside! The Lightning Crew! S.H.I. out here, there you see Team Heyross battling with the Sooner Bruisers out here now...Hell's Hitmen are out here! COACH Is that JINGUS on the top rope?!?!? The Sadist and Jumbo get up on the apron and grab JINGUS, and toss him off the top onto the huge crowd of bodies on the outside! COLE UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! EVERYONE is down in the aisle, when suddenly... The lights in the arena dim, and the crowd pops MASSIVELY. The caps don't properly emphasize the magnitude of the pop, but I don't feel like using the size code. The lights begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COLE Is it him??? IS HE REALLY HERE THIS TIME??? Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Until the music, “People = Shit” by Slipknot, hits. “HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!” fills the arena, the music reached its peak of anger and rage, but still no one appears on the stage. The music continues, with still only a single spotlight for light. The music builds up again, this time with no lyrics, until, finally, a figure punches through the curtains. Wearing torn jean shorts, a torn sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. The hands are taped up with a red “X” on the back. COACH HOLY SHIT!!!!! COLE YES!!! HE'S ACTUALLY HERE!!! Sandman slowly walks down the aisleway, as everyone is brawling again. Alf rolls out of the ring, and grabs a plastic tub of lighttubes from underneath it! He grabs one, and tosses one to Sandman, who proceeds to BLAST Scotty Static of the GPX right in the back of the head! PR takes a shot from Alf, and goes flying over the top rope! TK and Reject each grab one, and each deliver shots to the back of Jumbo! Sandman is in the ring! He grabs Jay Richards, and hits the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 Alf and Sandman then surround Chris Stevens, both holding lighttubes in each of their hands! Alf gets a huge smirk on his face. COLE Uh oh...Stevens really caught between a rock and a hard place here! TK and Reject drag Rick Heyross back to the ring, and toss him inside! This allows Stevens to roll out, but now Heyross is caught! As Heyross begs off of Sandman, Alf trips him from behind with a lighttube, then takes a lighttube shot RIGHT TO THE NUTS~!!! from Sandman!!! Alf goes up top, as Sandman sticks the second lighttube in the face of a just recovering SJ, whose eyes bug out and he quickly drops and rolls out of the ring and jumps into the crowd with his title belt! Alf hits Heyross with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Heels stand, or lay in some cases, in the aisle. Stephen Joseph stands on a fan's chair and glares at The Deadly Alliance, belt over his shoulder. TK and Reject help Zack up in the corner, and Leon checks on him as Alf grabs a mic. ALF You better batten down the hatches up there, Nova Scotia! *crowd cheers* Because November Reign...*crowd chants along* JUST... GOT... DEADLIER!!! Alf slams the mike down, and [i]Kick Some Ass[/i] by Stroke 9, the Deadly Alliance theme, plays the show out. COLE OH MY GOD!!! If that's the carnage that's in store for November Reign, we're in for one hell of a shitstorm! GOOD NIGHT, everybody, and we'll see you in three days for November Reign! COACH And if I know one thing, Stephen Joseph WILL NOT be happy to be upstaged like this! [b]*fade to black*[/b] We've still got over a week to post this, so if anyone else wants a mention in the brawl, feel free to let me know. --Edited the ending slightly.

Nice of Simmons to also show how little he knows about pro wrestling by bringing up post-Montreal WWE, as if Austin wouldn't have gotten over had Bret been there.

Well, I'm off to hang myself now

The Los Angeles Clippers of Anaheim

Angry e-mails like that only provide people like Simmons and Scoop Jackson with satisfaction and motivation to spew out more of their biased drivel. They won't get that from me.

Also, I should point out that the Knicks have only made the playoffs twice since the Ewing trade, and were put out in the first round both times. Before the Ewing trade, they had made 13 consecutive playoff appearences, including two finals trips, and only failed to get past the first round twice. Meaning the whole theory's namesake is complete shit to begin with, so I can understand why Simmons would back it.

NO DISSENTING OPINIONS ON CHOKEN ONE'S WATCH

And naturally, Scoop Jackson plays the race card.

CWM talking to his own gimmicks again

Of course "the images are still fresh in everyone's minds" when ESPN shows them nearly every time Ron Artest is discussed.