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  1. MillenniumMan831

    My Scenario for Brock Lesnar.

    Nah, he's a weenie who thinks he's great because he pretends to have gold medals from the Olympics. If he was so great, how come he wasn't in the GenerationX group? Remember, he lost his hair against The Edge. Besides, he's too small. /Dufus Mode
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    My Scenario for Brock Lesnar.

    And who's the World Champ again? Ummmm he was that guy who used to point at his penis all the time. Man, that was funny shit! Remember? He fought the other guy from the X-Men group, ummmm Sean Mitchell, I think. He also hangs around that old crazy guy and I read that Randy guy is the old guy's son. Ooooo, what a match that would be! Anyways, that guy used to be married to the person who pretends to be Vince's daughter until they gotta divorce on Raw. Wow, that probably got a 15.3 rating.
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    The One and Only VELOCIDENTIAL Thread for 08.23.03

    I dunno, that sounds pretty immature and I don't think . . . . . ahhh this is a battle no mortal can win.
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    Oh, Dear God...

    I figured everyone would know that she'd be booked against The Real Brock Lesnar. She won't have a hip to lay on.
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    The One and Only VELOCIDENTIAL Thread for 08.23.03

    Does anyone really think Vince gives a shit about what they show on Confidential? He probably doesn't even realize it has a From the Vault segment. However, if he happens to be channel surfing inbetween viewings of the Bischoff/Linda foreplay and notices Bret defeating Hennig, he'd be pretty pissed. But then he'd go back to rewinding and watching said Raw segment again and again and all will be right in World McMahon Entertainment, as it should be.
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    "Hollywood" Hunter Hearst Helmsley

    To think, all this time I thought it was supposed to be called "The Evolution Chamber." Not only would HHH need a stunt double, he'd probably require an acting double as well. Hardee har har. But the posing scenes are all Hunter!
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    What are the last five matches you watched?

    Just watched Austin vs. Steamboat's US Title Clash match today. It was Steamboat's last match and a nice last hoorah for his career. We all know if he didn't get injured, there'd unfortunately be no nice hoorah whenever he would decide to retire. Cool match with an awesome ending: Austin gets cocky and starts smacking The Dragon for no reason other than being a prick. Of course, Steamboat fights back. A series of near falls ensues, and Steamboat eventually gets the duke the same way he won against Savage at WMIII. Now, the IWC says that Steamboat injured his back skinning the cat at the end of the match. However, a few minutes before that, they were fighting on the turnbuckles and Austin pushed Ricky off. He seemed to land awkwardly (the base of his spine taking the brunt of the fall) and started reaching for his back (obviously, could be selling). However, he seemed in more pain than that. He kept clutching his back subtly every now and again until the end of the match. Does anyone have any clue what I'm talking about here?
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    Who is MORE overrated?

    Call me immature, but knowing what I know about Shawn, I just can not get into any of his work from 1994-present (except vs. Sid at SS96, Foley in 9/96, and UT in HIAC). I recognize he has had some extrodinary matches, but I never care to watch them. I can understand why people mark for him, but I just can't watch a mid-late 1990s Shawn Michaels match and not get the Clique out of my head or other political agendas save for the 3 matches listed. I know it's petty, but I'd rather pop in a random 1980s CV then HBK's greatest work.
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    Most significant match of the decade

    At least that match had the 'holy shit' bump factor. I stand by my statement that the Iron Man is the most overrated. It's frequently called the following things- -One of the best wrestling matches ever -A great 'technical' match -The best Wrestlemania match ever -The best Bret Hart match ever -The best Shawn Michaels match ever And it isn't any of those things. I find it sad that this match gets so much attention and the superior Bret/Shawn Survivor Series 1992 match doesn't. Took the words out of my keyboard.
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    Your Favorite WWF Coliseum Video

    Chalk up a vote for Rowdy Roddy Pipers' Greatest Hits. Pure entertainment for 90 minutes.
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    "Hollywood" Hunter Hearst Helmsley

    Anyone else think he may help Arnold out on his campaign?
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    The One and Only VELOCIDENTIAL Thread for 08.23.03

    I'm still hoping they rerun the Backlund/Snuka cage match so I can tape it. I did however capture the Hennig/Ventura match which was kinda cool considering the Minnesota connection. I've said this before, but they really oughta scrap Confidential and just rename it From the Vault. Classic matches, interviews, and I wouldn't mind keeping the Confidentialish segments on the legends. They could also keep the current 'superstars' to introduce some of the segments and give their 2 cents on it. Put Bobby Heenan in the studio with Gene Okerlund, plus it would allow 20-30 minute matches to be shown in its entirety with commercial breaks weeding their way in. Reruns would be unncessary because they have a seemingly inifinte amount of footage at their disposal (WWF, WCW, ?AWA?, ect.). They'd only have to fill 40 minutes a week after commercials. Hell, I'll volunteer my services to go through the video archives. They can also do tribute episodes which would focus in on one wrestler/tag team for the entire hour. C'mon Vince, give it 6 weeks and watch the ratings rise . . . Well, I'd watch it, at least.
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    CHV sale on eBay

    If you do get a list, I'd might be interested in a couple.
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    Who failed to enter the Royal Rumble 2003 due to a loss to fellow former WWE Superstar JEFF HARDY.
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    Who's going to be WWE Champion first: Benoit or Gu

    Exactly. Although I still think Benoit's reign would be 5 weeks at maximum.
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    Rob Conway AKA "Evil Air Force Guy"

    And BAH GAWD, what is Jackie Gayda doing with Rico?!? He's old enough to be her father for GOSH SAKE!
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    Trish Stratus DVD Extras Announced

    I meant to say Joe Marky boy who watches rasslin once a month. He's the guy that bothers you if Stone Cold is gonna wrestle again, and how the Rock throws punches like a pussy. That's the guy who'll probably gobble up this dvd.
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    Your First Live Event

    Those top 5 matches actually sound very good.
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    Does anyone else think...

    Other than my hate for HHH, my main annoyance is not necessarily that Vince is on the shows, but that he portrays himself as physically imposing to the other wrestlers. How DUMB is that?!? If Vince would act terrified of his wrestlers (Ok, he doesn't have to shit himself if Spanky gets wordy with him), I wouldn't mind him so much. He gets in his employees' faces and constantly puts himself over on sheer brute, despite the fact that he moves around like a 57 year old man (Oh wait, he is a 57 year old man). I don't mind him being partnered with Brock as long as Brock does ALL the work, and McMahon just plays traffic cop. Bah, I'm done now.
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    Trish Stratus DVD Extras Announced

    Believe it or not, chances are a Benoit and/or Guerrero Family dvd wouldn't sell half of what Trish's will. The WWE doesn't market their product towards wrestling fans, they cater to entertainment fans (aka everybody they can). So, the average Joe off the street is more likely to pick up a dvd with a blonde, bodacious hottie on the cover than one with Benoit grinning with his one missing tooth on the cover with a title that reads: Chris Benoit, Tootless Aggression!
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    Who's going to be WWE Champion first: Benoit or Gu

    I would imagine neither would get the strap any time soon, but for some reason I can imagine Benoit getting the belt first and transitioning it to the next Heel Hoss O' the Hour.
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    Your First Live Event

    As always, thanks to Cawthon's site: WWF @ Richfield, OH - Coliseum - June 25, 1989 (I was 6 at the time) Mark Young defeated Iron Mike Sharpe The Barbarian defeated Jim Neidhart Jimmy Snuka defeated the Honkytonk Man WWF Tag Team Champions Demolition defeated the Big Bossman & Akeem Mr. Perfect defeated Koko B. Ware Bad News Brown defeated Paul Roma WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan defeated Randy Savage I have an MSG tape of Mark Young; he was acrobatic and green. It was hard to buy him as a professional wrestler at the time. One half of the Hart Foundation comes to town, and it's Jimbo. Oy! I was a huge mark for Jimmy Snuka, so I'd imagine this was a markout match for me. The Demos/Towers match was the match I was most looking forward to. I bought a Demolition poster and was actually a big fan of Slick and Akeem's gimmick. The Bossman added the mean streak that the team needed. Mr. Perfect comes to town and, in what I would imagine, a quick squash for the Perfect One. Brown/Roma . . . Another ****1/4 classic. And, the MAIN EVENT . . . I remember the place going ballistic for this one. However, due to what had happened in weeks/months passes, I couldn't suspend my belief long enough to think Savage had a chance. That, and having my mom profess that Savage didn't have a chance because it was the last match of the night didn't help either. Boy, did she go all out to ruin a perfectly nice evening.
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    Just a quick question...

    Whoa, I didn't mean to start it at $30, but if it starts low, the bids may pick up down to the last minute. By then, the going price could be very high. Note the word 'could'.
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    Bobby Heenan

    I loved the Shiek entrance... "By the time he gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania XXXVII!" --well, probably not the exact number, but same joke. I need to re-watch X-7 now... And I can't blame him if he hates Tony--imagine hanging around him all the time? You would too, and most of us can't stand him even commentating. I think he hates Hogan, though, way more. Hating Hogan was a work. Heenan felt that working with Hogan = $$$! And $$$ is good!