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Dude, Curry, you better do it. I know I wouldn't want to blow my chance at redeeming myself to a message board community.

Picks have been italicized, and damn, I do not watch a lot of these shows. NORTHERN DIVISION (1) Jack Bauer - 24 vs (16) Robert McCall - The Equalizer (8) Jayne Cobb - Firefly vs (9) Brother Mouzone - The Wire (5) Sylar - Heroes vs (12) The Incredible Hulk (4) Vern Schilinger- Oz vs (13) Lincoln Burrows - Prison Break (6) Faith - Buffy vs (11) Escobar- Nip/Tuck (3) Malcolm Rynolds - Firefly vs (14) Joe Rogan - Fear Factor/Inside the UFC (7) Roland "Wee-Bay" Brice - The Wire vs (10) Farik - Sleeper Cell (2) T-Bag - Prison Break vs (15) Admiral William Adama, BSG SOUTHERN DIVISION (1) Vic Mackie - The Sheild vs (16) Keith Mars - Veronica Mars (8) Al Bundy-Married with Children vs (9) Cordell Walker - Walker Texas Ranger (5) Lucius Vorenus - Rome vs (12) Michael Knight - Knight Rider (4) B.A. Baracus - A-Team vs (13) Bob Fucking Barker - The Price is Right (6) Dexter Morganr-Dexter vs (11) Commander Worf - Star Trek TNG (3) Sawyer- Lost vs (14) Jack Malone - Without a Trace (7) The Beast - Angel vs (10) Holtz - Angel (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz vs (15) Jethro Gibbs - NCIS EASTERN DIVISION (1) Angelus - Buffy/Angel vs (16) Sam Beckett - Quantem Leap (8) Aaron Pierce - 24 vs (9) George Hearst- Deadwood (5) Andy Sipowicz-NYPD Blue vs (12) Tommy Gavin - Rescue Me (4) Titus Pullo - Rome vs (13) Margos Dezerian - The Shield (6) John Locke - LOST vs (11) Big Dan Dority- Deadwood (3) Omar Little - The Wire vs (14) Nikita - La Femme Nikita (7) Antwan Mitchell - The Shield vs (10) Dr. Gregory House - House M.D. (2) Al Swearengen - Deadwood vs (15) Richie Apreal - The Soprano' WESTERN DIVISION (1) Tony Sorpano-The Sopranos vs (16) Ryan Atwood - The OC (8) Buffy Summers - Buffy vs (9) Hank Scorpio - The Simpsons (5) James T Kirk - Star Trek vs (12) Curtis "Lemonhead" Lemanski - The Shield (4) Spike - Buffy/Angel vs (13) Rupert Giles-Buffy (6) Illyria - Angel vs (11) Duncan MacCloud-Highlander (3) Shane Vendrell - The Shield vs (14) Johnny Drama - Entourage/Viking Quest (7) Marlo Stansfield - The Wire vs (10) Macgyver - Macgyver (2) Ryan O'Reily - Oz vs (15) Captain Benjamin Sisko, Star Trek: DS9

I was going to say "Like there are any other angles going on" when I remembered the IL/Zyon one, and that other one with those other two guys, so yeah, not like there are any other angles going on these days (lolz).

No, it goes like this: You get kicked in the knee so hard that you yell out "BUSAIKU!" in pain, which is a Portuguese word meaning "Ouch, my patella."

Titus Pullo - Rome If this tourney is going on number of tongues bitten out, I'd bet Titus is a clear-cut favorite.

Comments and junk (And stuffff!) Clark's Promo Decent little promo to set things up with things. Yes. I demand a HOLT to explain the missing matches. Hell, I'll write one up myself. "Oh man, MANSON destroyed everything! ALL HAIL MANSONOSITY!" lolz House of Marvelous Grr, Toxx hates people! Rar! This was super good stuff, and it was all, like yay and stuff. However, I'm mad that Domo Kun didn't get any interview time, but that's Toxx for ya, always hogging screen time. Jerk-face. Wildchild vs. JJ Johnson Lolz, King and Mak are old people. Surprised King didn't mention anything about WC's choice of music, with the damned flibbity-floo, can't understand those raps and whatnot. Man, I was hoping JJ had a busted lip so we could see if he goes all Bruce Lee, "Oh, you just fucked up, man. You made me bleed a little bit. I will now destroy you." Wait, that's what WC does, lollerz. I really liked this match and things. However, and I don't know how fast JJ is, but it seemed like he was able to run up and catch WC off-guard a bit too much for the not coked-up Baha Man (Who did not let any dogs out). Then again, I probably just misread the stuff and junk. Good match, and WC kicks the face-parts of many peoples, as per usual. Landon and Gabe Promo Watch out, Landon, Gabe is gonna, uh, do stuff! All up in your heezy, man! Because I don't care about repetition, I'll say "Good promo" again. Good promo. Gabe and Megan Promo I skipped that little Maddix thing because it's all short and stuff. Yeah. Anyway, aiee, Gabe did do stuff! To Megasaurus, oh noesssss. Is this gonna be like the old Neilsen/Outcast thing? Anyone else remember that? Other than Muzz, and Z, and anyone else that read 25 Stupiderest Fed Moments thread, that is. Michael Stephens vs. Johnny Dangerous Another awesomeasaurus match and whatnot. Slightest feeling of it being squashy, but not really. Then again, this was a match involving a mad Mike (lolz), so ol' Barracuda's lucky his vertebrae are intact, lalz. Also: Barracuda Crab? Come on, now. That doesn't fit at all. Pick one sea critter or the other. Johnny Crab or Barracuda Leglock, lolz. Also, don't know what I was saying about the squash thing, since, I mean, JD does whack Toxxy a fair number of times. Also, I need to check the stats thread, because I don't know half of Toxx's moves. OR MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS TO DESCRIPT BETTER! Also, I said also too much. So, was Mike just keeping the pepper spray in his pants for two years just in case, or does he use it to add some zip to his food? Silly Wildchild, don't you know you have to shout "YOU!" when you're about to mess up some dude that previously messed you up? That's why your messing up attempt failed. Yeah, though, very good match. Yay for it! Zyon and Alan Clark vs. Asia Underground GRR! I HATE THIS WRITING STYLE SOOO MUCH! Not really, lolz. Should have made all the snapshots be from camera phones, lolz. Pfft @ 2 men trump 1 man always. Whats about when Janus smasheds those two guys that once? lawlerz. Uhms, not sure what else to say, it was a pretty good match (Man, I'm throwing 'good' out a lot tonight. I need to learn how to describulate things more betters), and uh, yeah. Nice stuff. In my opinion, best matchation goes to Stephens vs. Johnny, just barely (and barley) edging out WC vs. JJ. Nothing against the tag match, but I just kinda liked the other two for reasons I can't quite state, lolz. Of the people that wrote, yayz.

While I wait for WC to review my match, I'll actually comment on some stuff: Captain Clark's Promo - Good stuff. You can really tell Alan is totally gay for Landon, except not, lollerz. Seriously, though, some very nice stuff in a long line of second tier champs justifying their kick assery. Alan ams teh smort! However, I gotta point out that kicking someone in the skull is a sure fire way of putting a damper on them brain powers. Landon's Promo featuring Gabriel Drake - As it's been said by that other guy that said it, nice bait and switch with the stip reveal. I also liked the run-down of all other potential stips and junk and stuff. Then, Gabe comes out. Just something I want to say that I'm assuming is a typo, but I enjoyed anyway: Anyway, on with the promo stuffs! Oh mans, a handshake! It's probably one of those magic "kills you in however much time it is between now and five minutes into the Landon/Drake match at the PPV" handshakes. Stephens's's's Promo featuring Landon Maddix - RAR! Mike is mad, and Landon doesn't know why! RAR! But, yeah, those crazy Englishicans are at it again with the tension and storyline progression and character development, those bastards! Much goods. Zack Malibu vs. Xero - Lolz, I accidentally wrote Zero like three times at first...Hey, isn't Maddox that guy who has an internets? Anyway, the match was pretty good for someone returning from such a long break. A bit choppy at times, and the "Xero does this. Zack does this. Xero does this. Zack does this." style got a little repetitive, but I'm sure it'll get smoothed out in the coming matches. I mean, this is Xero and like, stuffs. Stephens and Luchador Promo - I'll be honest, first thing I thought of when I read the 'knock-knock' was of Spike's NTD audio promo. I was a little disappointed there was no talk of leg modeling, but the promo was good. Kinda makes me wish IL and I did one back when we were booked in that one tag match we no-showed. lolz. Stephens Promo featuring Drake - New chant idea: DRAKE'S GONNA BE NICE TO YOU! DRAKE'S GONNA BE NICE TO YOU! No? Meh. Another good promo, and man, when did Toxx change his name to Poochie? Tom Flesher Promo featuring Danny Williams & Stephens - Gah! Poochie strikes again! Nice promo with the history and junk, but man, no Strong Style Ribs plug? Boo-urns. Jimmy the Doom vs. MANSON - How was there no MANSONOSITY? HOW???????!!!! Also, that finish was totally lamezorz. The Finnish, on the other hand, are cool peoples. Johnny Dangerous featuring The Mime Formerly Known as Wildchild - JOHNNY SMASH BRIT! GRAR! In other words, another solid promo, but it loses points because while there is a mention of Poochie Stephens, he isn't actually in the promo. Last two matches and last fifty Poochie promos to be reviewed later. Tonight maybe (most likely not), tomorrow most definitively.

I also remember Papa Roach being used a shit-ton back in the dizz-ay. Also, I'm sure more than a handful of folk have entered to Tool's "46 & 2". Anyway, prediction time! MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM ACTION! Asia Underground vs. Zyon and Alan Clark Well, this thing takes place in Japan, so I'll give it to Fred Business and Associate. STREET FIGHT OF NO PARTICULAR IMPORT Michael Stephens vs. Johnny Dangerous Special Guest Commentator: Landon Maddix I think I'll go with the former world champ, lolz. In all cerealness, gotta go with Mitchell Steve. NON-TITLE CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Wildchild © vs. JJ Johnson Wild + Child = Winz0r. IN THE HOUSE OF MARVELOUS: Domo-Kun~! BORRRRT! SINGLES MATCH OF TAG TEAM IMPORT "Cadillac" Calvin Szechstein vs. MANSON MANSONOSITY YAY HARDCORE MATCH Xero vs. Insane Luchador Sorry, Xero, but IL what with the Fuvolution and junk (Which I've been meaning to revive for a bit, lolz)

Listened to a chunk of the show live, and I'll take a hear of the rest tomorrow. I'd like to suggest, if it's at all possible, to perhaps change the show length to 90 minutes, considering you guys pretty much go over one hour all the time, lolzorz. So, yeah, good stuff, as usual, just, uh, bort.

Sure is one long-ass brunch, WC. I needs to read the show, as I basically skimmed over it, glancing at the matches. I did at least read the promos, or a very large percentage of them. lolzzzzz

lolz, Toxx.

You can review mine if you want your eyeballs to melt, lollerz. Also: You fool! You foolish fool! You forgot the Match of the Night poll! lawlerz.

If I'm still the champ, I'd like to defend my title, perhaps with a stipulation a bit bigger than standard hardcore rules. Course, shocking as this may seem, I don't know if I want to do anything too wacky and stuff. I don't have a particular stip in mind, nor a challenger, but I'm sure someone will step up to kick my face into my face. If I'm not the champ, I'll probably either 1. Be sulking over my loss and be inactive or 2. Drifting aimlessly as above and need an opponent(s) or 3. Challenging back for the belt. lolz. So, yeah, anyone else without plans, maybe we can try and work something out/cobble together a minor angle?

Last bit of comments from me, yayz. - Galacticos vs. Wild & Dangerous: I really liked this match. It had nice flow and junk and stuff. I won't say much else, since Mak said it a lot better, lollerz. - Galacticos promo: More goodness from the tag champs. And other things! To the face of your mothers~ - Drake promo: RAR! GABE KILL YOU IN THE BRAINS! - Drake vs. Clark: This was a pretty good match, too. Drake shows himself to be someone you don't want to mess with (Unless you've got a thermonuclear badger on your side), and Alan doesn't look like too much of a chump-store. So, my match of the night selection goes to Galacticos versus Wild & Dangerous, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it was the more evenness of action, but I don't know, since it's not like I'm all "Man, Drake shouldn't win, he basically squashed the International champ! GRR!" In all honesty, I should have voted for MANSON, since it is MANSON, after all. lawlz.

The "I should sit down and think about some of these categories first" edition! Real Name: Jessica Somethingorother Characters Portrayed: G.O.A.T., Andrea Montgomery, Lil' Buck, Jimmy the Doom, Kid Cools (One match only, still undefeated, lollerz) In SWF Since: Forevers Real-Life Height: 5'1"-ish (934.2229 kilowatts if you're metric) Real-Life Weight: 35.02 centiliters Real-Life Age: 21 Real-Life Location: Auburn/Opelika, Alabama Picture: I'll find one laterzzz Education: Associate degree in applied science or something from local community college (Yay 4.0 GPA), going to Auburn U and junk and stuff (I'm all lazy about schoolery. Like the applying for it and stuff. lolz) Accomplishments Outside of SWF: Uh, different academic award stuffs, mostly in like grade/middle/high school, though as mentioned above, I did kick a minor amount of ass in college. I gots a big-ass Woodmen of the World Life Insurance Company award for American History Awesomeness. I also had one of my shitty poems come in second in an area contest. Yayz! Favorite Band: Depends on the time of day. I likes Les Claypool/Primus for rock and MC Abdominal for rap the most maybe. But it changes often. Favorite Song: Yeesh. Similar to above. "Abcapella" by ol' Abs is great, "Speed Ballin'" by Roll Playaz rules, too. I am not the good at this stuffery. Favorite Movie: Blarg! I don't know. The one with the guy and he does the stuff, and then the other guy says that thing. Virgin? Explain.: Scorpio. Oh, wait. lolz. Yes, yes I ams, since I'm all repulsive to everything on the history of the universe. Accomplishments Within SWF: First stats post evars. I almost kinda halfway invented this thing. Sorta, I think. Other than that, 1 World Heavyweight title, 2 Hardcore titles (Record for longest reign), 2 Light Heavyweight titles, 2 Tag team titles, 1 Stables title. Favorite SWF Moment: Bort. I have no idea. Favorite SWF Writer (All-Time): Muzz. And also Comet, Fallout, uh...and probably other people. That Flesher guy was neat, too. Edwin I can take or leave. Favorite SWF Writer (Current): Uhm...Hells if I know. Double See, MANSON (When he writes), JJ (Ditto), uh...Lefty, Tiny Earl, and Orange Jones. Why You Joined The SWF: I have no fucking idea. Looked kind of interesting, I guess.

First salvo of comments, more later. This will be the first show I've completely read in a while, so there are a few things I'm in the dark about, but screw that! - Maddix promo: This is what I was talking about earlier. I've sort of been following, but not really, the Drake/Landon thing. It was good and stuff, though. Yeah. - IL promo: Nice little bit of business to set up what should be some very good stuff betwixt an elder statesman and a young pup, even though there's only like, what, two years separating the characters. Also, Ben should have pointed at himself during the "I've smashed through anything you point at" bit. - MANSON vs. Barbosa: I could be wrong, but this match seemed a bit rushed. A few sentences just looked odd, but it wasn't anything too glaring. Anyway, to the actual match. Basically, it was a squash, but considering the characters, not writers, involved, it's a somewhat justified squash. MANSON is super scary guy, Ricky is super green rookie guy. MANSON shouldda ate the kid's face, though, lollerzmcgee. - Cadillac Boys vs. Asia Underground: I liked this match quite a bit. It had a nice, fast pace to start and solid tag interaction. That's as far as I got, since, you know, I suck, lolz. I'll read the last to laterz and junk. Hey, how about this idea to get a bit more comments: If someone comments on the match you were involved in (Regardless of the outcome), you at least skim, if not read the match they were involved in and leave at least one sentence about it, positive or negative. Maybe? No? Meh.

First, some links: Dead Serious TV and DSTV's Myspace Okay, I just wanted to see what some people outside the show's viewing area, roughly from Birmingham to Atlanta, down to parts of Florida, thought of DSTV. Sadly, only one episode is up, the Best of Season 5, but an archive is going to be built up soon. However, the third annual awards show, the Underground Grammy's are coming up on March 10 (Any hip hop fans from the South, come down to Auburn, maybe?), so things are a bit hectic. Anyway, the host, Mr. Robinson (who will be familiar if you checked out any Roll Playaz songs I uploaded a while back since he's half of the group) has interviewed tons of people in southern rap, from legends like Bun B, to up and comers like Lil' Weavah and Rich Boy. Hell, he even interviewed Wendy Day (Which is on YouTube, but DSTV doesn't have a YouTube account, so I don't know who put it up there). So, yeah, what do you guys think of the show? Just to let anyone that cares know, I'm not affiliated with Dead Serious/Roll Playaz at all, even though some of my above post might make it sound that way. I'm just the sister to the camera man (Who you can see in the reflection of some cars). Oh, and if you don't like rap/hip hop to start with, please don't say dumb shit like "What's a Bohagon, and why the hell is it 'spranklin' Georgia dirt'?" lollerz.

I've re-used spots and junk and stuff, I think. lollerzorz.

I just want to say that I have defended the hardcore title a few times. Like pretty much every PPV since I won it sans Clusterfuck, among many other times. Not my fault I've faced pretty much no competition. Blame Akira for that. lollerpantszorz.

Okay, who voted for my match? That thing was awful, and I'll be the first to admit it. Granted, I usually don't like what I write, but this one was just bad. Hell, Clark and Johnny probably skipped over it for that reason, lollersaurus. Pretty much everything else was good, though. And stuff.

Hey, Canucks, have you fellas disowned the Crow yet? lollerpants.

lollerz, KJ fall down. Anyone else watching this thing? No? Feh.

lolz, it's like IL and I are doing a best of 500 series, except the title's on the line each time. Also: Damn, I gots to think up new ways to punch IL's head bones.

Anyone else getting a slight DeNiro vibe from that Mirko picture?

Boo-urns to including TCS, since if he really would've showed up, a "Boom, explosion, everybody in the ring dies because a rocket just hit" would have happened, since, you know, he's evil and junk.