Promoter/booker/ring announcer/indy owner.
Your backyard doesn't count.
Well then I guess I cant count my 35 years of expertise
Interesting...your MySpace says you're 27.
Well yea, but that is cause I was so good that I was booking and working from the spirit realm and then from the womb...then I was born and I gave the nurse a stunner. I was laid in my crib and was bottle fed by the late, great Fabulous Moolah while my Mom recovered. Then I began putting together this show called Wrestlemania that Vince McMahon stole from me. So even though I was down, this kid wasn't out. I started taking my prayers and saying my vitamins, because Hogan (I was even 'smart' when I was young, so we actually called him Terry) would sleep on our couch after shows. Then I started running my own shows but was only able to achieve the status of #2 federation in my state. That was mostly because all the real talent was taken away once I created big stars. No one could believe the hybrid style we ran it was All Japan meets AAA meets NWA meets Herb Abrams UWF and some influence from the Fullers and Goldens from Tennesee. I booked Hawk and Animal and we smoked, drank, and then ran a train on all the rats that would come to the shows. The boys loved to work my shows cause I paid soooooo good and had the best 'rat' territory of all time.
Also Vince calls me up and calls me for ideas and wanted me to be the blow off in the "God" angle but I was to busy cause I had to post on this message board. Frankly I had booked so many good shows and drawn so much money all over the world that I thought it was below me.
Hang on a sec (insert random dead and/or 80's wwf superstar's name) is here and wants to do some somas and inject nubain while we do bong hits and pass a bottle of SoCo around!!!