EdwardKnoxII

I guess they've resigned Henry Godwin so Trips can get some wins over him in those Pig Pen matches. Or whatever they were called.

Or better yet they can bring in R. Kelly and him and Vince can videotape themselves pissing on 13 year old girls.

Ok I'm bored so I'll try. A few weeks ago when Shawn threw his piss at Vince and Shane it set off something in them off. Both found out that they like the taste of piss and can't get enough of it. They drink their own, each's, etc it doesn't matter. They even get their wives and Steph and Trips into and the whole family is into "water sports" and come to work smelling like piss. And they try to get the other wrestlers into it to and if they don't Vince just whips it out and pisses all over them.

Victoria's theme made me embarassed to be a wrestling fan. I hated Victora's theme when she first used it and she came out "dancing" to. Mainly cause she dropped the cool Tatu theme, became a smiling happy babyface, and come out dancing alot. Not to say her dancing was bad it was pretty good it just didn't fit her. But, I do have to say I do like the slowed down verison on the song.

Or what would be funny is if Time White REALLY did kill himself and none of the fans believed it.

I would want a phone call from Greg Evigan but, ONLY if he sings the theme song from "My Two Dads" AND he calls Paul Reiser an asshole.

I think it was devastating. Didn't it separate Patterson's shoulder? I think it also messed up the ribs on one of the HLA girls.

But, what if they really do want each other? Then what?

Speaking of that. Did anyone else have flashbacks to Thunder in Paradise when they showed Hogan in his boat?

I have to admit, that would definitely get my attention... but, is WWE even capable of pulling something like that off? Mickie James as the sympathetic character? If they had any imagination, they would have had Trish leading Mickie on this whole time, teasing her with hints of shared feelings; if they really wanted to get creative with it, they could have even had Trish sending Mickie out to get pasted in handicap matches against any combination of Vince's Angels, or even all three of them (since it was still the three of them for a while), saying that, if Mickie really loved her, she would fight for her, or some such... Eventually, Trish could have been setting Mickie up for what Trish should have promised as a reciprocation of affection on SNME, only to reject her, breaking her heart and humiliating her in front of the whole world. This could have set up the blowoff between the evil, manipulative Trish and her misunderstod, heartbroken lesbian groupie at WM... ... And it'd still be more interesting than half the WM card... Or better yet they could have Mickie and Trish go out for drinks and Mickie slips Trish a date rape drug in a her drink and then she takes Trish back to her place and rapes her with a strap on.

Didn't a fan try to run in during it? Cause I remember Linda about the make the announcement then she stops from a few minutes and then goes on.

Lance Cassidy was that cowboy gimmick right? I do remember both from early 1993 or so. I believe they went to a 15 minute draw against eachother at one time. I also reckon that was the last match I saw with either of the two. If my memory doesnt fail me I used to think it was a nice little match they had. On the subject of long gone WWF wrestlers in 1993. Damien Demento wasnt in for that long. He got a jobber squash push and was in the Rumble that year but I believe he dissapeared after that. I also remember he had a match with the Undertaker back in the early days of RAW that they kinda of hyped up. That was, in fact, the main event of the very first Monday Night Raw. Yeah it was and what's funny is that they were hyping the match and Undertaker wins it in like a minute or two.

Tonights ep: "In the second season premiere, Brooke wants to get away from the family for awhile, and Hulk lets her spend a weekend with a friend at the nearby family beach house. But he can't resist spying on her every move."

"Eddie who Bruther. Wasn't that one of the Mexicans that cleans my pool?"

True then him and Flair can have a match to see who bleeds the most in a match. Or a contest to see who has the most messed up forehead from blading.

Thought I would post Stings shirt since it seems to be new and I didn't see it in this thread. I digging the scorpion with Sting in blood under the tail. I can take or leave "Its Show Time" on the back.

True and that's the way I feel about Lawler right now. Every since Styles joined I thinked Lawler has really stepped up his game and they work well together. But, Coach just adds NOTHING to the broadcast.

From what the TV Guides says JLU ISN'T coming on tonight. But, on the bright side the 1st season of JL comes out on Tuesday.

IT WAS'T HIS FAULT Edit: Fuck Rando beat me.

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Yeah, what a moron for signing a contract with WWE that will guarantee him a lot more money than what he was getting per appearance with TNA. Financial security is stupid, right? What financial security will there be when they fire him a year later? Or the fact that with his low place on the card I doubt he'll be able to make the mid 5 figures and that's after you factor in travel and hotel.

A better name would be the implant.

Because they're blondes.

Oh I'm sure him and Linda are into water sports.

This is about as "funny" as the time Austin peed on Arn Anderson.