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My favorite ep is the one were Alyssa Milano is taking over by alien and the only to fed it's hungry is for her to have lots of sex with guys. And during which she eats them. Doesn't get much better then that.

I think what started it was when JR had those sitdown interviews with Foley taking about his past in wrestling, how he got in, Catus Jack, etc.

WWE Writer: What are you supposed to be? Roadkill: A crazy amish guy WWE Writer: I see. Well, shave the goatee off, get some crazy colorful pants, a tan and lose some of that weight. Roadkill: But...I'm amish...that's pretty much my character WWE Writer: Don't worry, we got this butter churner for you to bring to the ring. It'll get over huge. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or better yet. Instead of a Chicken Plucker he'll be a Chicken Fucker. And can you just think of the skits that will come out of that gimmick.

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So what gets me about this angle is that it seems that one minute they want people to take it serious with JR's colon surgery and know it's "for real" but, then they do a skit like last night making fun of the whole. Like last week Linda was making fun of JR but, then out of nowhere Linda wishes JR good luck with his surgery. So, was it Linda the "character" wishing JR good luck in a mocking way or was it the "real" Linda really wishing JR good luck. And why hell would Linda the character wish good luck for him anyways? Then last night you have Steph talk about how well it went and then you have Vince do the dumbass skit making fun of it. See shit like that is going to make the fans think that JR surgery is fake or just confuses the fans period. So, next time an injury, surgery, etc is real the fans aren't going to buy and the WWE is going to wonder why.

It's basically because with indy guys, they'd have to "reteach" them to only use WWE-style while a new guy will be more willing to accept a moveset consisting of only dropkicks, spinebusters, chinlocks, and a neckbreaker variation as a finisher. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right. I remember on the first TE when they were interviewing all the people when one of them said that they had been to wrestling school before and Tazz and Big asked him if he would have a problem with them reteaching him how to wrestle. I think it might have been Harvard Chris. And then when Harvard Chris was someone how to do a move Torrie stopped him and told that's not how they do the move. They do it "the WWF way".

Simple. He's very over and his merchandise sells.

The only time I cared about Tomko was when he was Christian's bodyguard. Since Christian left so did me caring about Tomko what so ever.

Well it was 5AM in the morning so I have a feeling the last thing on his mind was putting on a suit, tie, dress shoes, etc just so he can walk thru the airport and get on the plane. Besides it's not like Kash has been on SD alot and the WWE fans are going to know who he is.

Speaking of Foley. Wasn't he going to go on the show the talk about what Orton did to him? Was it just wrong info or did they change it at the last minute?

In the comics Aquaman lost his hand when the madman Charybdis stole his ability to communicate with sea life and stuck Arthur's hand in a pool of water teeming with piranhas.

We need a cute nickname for the mandatory implants that are a prerequisite for appearing as a WWE Diva. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Female talent enhancement? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Femroids?

Really if they were going to do this then CN should have waited a few months to start the next season.

For some reason I keep on thinking their are going to end the brand split. Which I hope doesn't happen.

Ok the Boogyman NEEDS to see someone about those teeth. He's missing the first four of his front teeth. Top and bottom.

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=4238 Got to say I'm kinda hype about this. I liked the show way back when and I haven't seen it in awhile so it will be interesting to see how it holds up.

Or better yet. The McMahons can get their own reality show called "McMahon Books Best" where we follow the McMahon family as they book the WWE.

But what about Ed McMahon? Where does he fit into all of this?

Under the right writer Aquaman can be quite good. Grant Morrison wrote him pretty good on his JLA run. And I've heard good things about Peter David's run on his book. And think they used him pretty good on JLU.

Backstage on RAW to give evil looks to Triple H.

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Watch the lastest ep last night. I had to admit I was laughing at the way Danny was telling the psychiatrist about how the tried the kill himself. Danny acted like it was no big thing. "Yeah I cut myself and it wasn't doing anything so then I try to cut myself here. And then I cut myself here and blood just pours out. But, it wasn't that bad." And the psychiatrist has the scared, what the fuck is going on here look on his face the entire time.

They could slip in insults all night and no one would know. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I say one night just the hell of it. They should have some new announcers in the corner of the screen. Why? Because all the announcing is done in sign language. That should make for a fun RAW.

MOTHERFUCKING YES.