EdwardKnoxII

When I was a kid I always thought Dr. Claw was some kind of cyborg because of the hand. I thought he would have bunch of cyborg eyes and wires coming out of his face. When I got older because of his voice I thought Claw was a black man.

Ok let me see if I got this right I think this was the second time Austin walked out before Raw. Flair and Austin were suppose to have a match but, then Austin walked. So then Raw starts off with Flair acting like a face even thu he was a heel the past months and he faces Vince for the whole ownership of the WWE in a no DQ match and Brock comes in and F5's Flair and Vince wins. That was how it happened right?

While I haven't read the whole thread yet but, does anyone thing it will be like the movie Bachelor Party? They'll have a donkey for Sable to fuck and it dies from eating all the drugs. Or they hang Ultimo out the hotel window naked. Or Nash ends up getting a hand job from a transvestite.

http://web.morons.org/article.jsp?sectionid=8&id=3850 That's bs, you're helping no one by labeling then as a rapist. Stupid skank.

Damn I wonder if she was hot. But, you got to feel real sorry for the son he's gonna need some psychiatric help.

As a huge Edgehead I so don't want him to move to Raw as long as HHH is there. Because all that heat and fan support that Edge has built up will be dead as soon as HHH gets his hands on him.

Ok, who here DIDN'T think that HHH would win the title back almost as soon as he lost it, only this time having a run as a face?

Yeah Duffy's the man. You're talking about the guy that no solded a whole season of death on Dallas.

I do remember on the last ep the dad made a big deal about selling a car to TV's Ed O'Neil.

Yes cause lord knows that MTV can't afford to have their star looking bad and being able to dish it out but, not take it.

Yeah cause lord knows how many of the stars there can't take a joke like Em last year and J-Lo the year before.

I remember I always used to joke as a kid if that they were going to call it The Hogan Family they should have had Hulk Hogan be the dad. That would have been so fun. He could teach Jason Bateman had to use roids to get a better body, how to rip off his shirt and how do the legdrop. And hell Mean Gene can do guest spots as the wacky uncle.

Can we get all the midcarders to run in and bury them both?

Oh yeah I know all about that I just thought it was funny how they were IN the Growing Pains world and then make jokes about Growing Pains the TV show. You know like if Frasier made jokes about Cheers the TV show. Yes that's the song.

Does anyone remember the Growing Pains spinoff called Just The Ten Of Us with Coach Labbock and all those damn kids. One of the teenage girls was Nancy from Nightmare On Elm Street. In fact 3 out of the 4 teenage girls on the show have been in a Elm Street movie. The funny thing about that show was that it was a spinoff of Growing Pains but, it would make jokes about it. Like one time of of the kids at school said his mom wouldn't let him watching Growing Pains because of his crush on Tracey Gold and then in another ep they were having a talent show and one was the guys was singing the Growing Pains theme song.

http://www.freep.com/money/autonews/elf23_20030823.htm Now I'm not a huge fan of SUV's but, this is just plain dumb.

True. I just started laughing when HHH said that and started this thread. It just so funny to see how much bigger his ego can get. It was just HHH making sure to let the fans know that he has a bigger dick then Angle. That's all.

Anyone else get a good laugh at HHH when he said SMACKDOWN has a paper champ? I guess HHH has been stealing RVD's weed.

Once again, the tree huggers fail to think things all the way through. What causes more pollution: emission-controlled exhaust or an uncontrolled burn of fuel, plastics and rubber? Way to pollute the air, ELF...

That would only work if they fought against a group of superheros lead by the Hurricane.

Yeah I always thought Coach would snap on The Rock while interviewing him. I really hope this Coach heel turn lasts long enough for when The Rock comes back. I would love to see how Coach would go off on him.

No it's not a heel thing to say it's Hunter getting himself-over-at-the-expense-of-the-company like others have said. Because, do you think that Angle, Brock, or who ever holds the SD title will get to say that Raw has a paper champ as long as Hunter holds the belt? NO. And we all know why.

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/packa...t/wiveswhocheat Husbands, beware. It's quite possible your wife is cheating on you AND she feels no guilt. At least one study claims that more than half of all wives cheat on their husbands at some point in their marriage. Those were the eyebrow-raising findings of a team of German researchers from the Hamburg-based GEWIS Institute for Social Research. Reuters reports that in a survey of 1,427 men and women between the ages of 25 and 35, fully 53 percent of women said they had been unfaithful to their partner, compared with 59 percent of men. But surely they must feel guilty? Wrong. Susan Shapiro Barash, a gender studies professor at Marymount Manhattan College, interviewed 50 women who cheated on their husbands. She says 90 percent felt no guilt, a finding that even surprised her. "They felt very entitled and felt entitled because they had been so unhappy in the marriage. It's a fantasy, it's just much more liberating," she explained recently on ABC's "Good Morning America." Barash wrote all about it in "A Passion for More: Wives Reveal the Affairs that Make or Break Their Marriages." She said that while 65 percent of the cheating wives said sex was better with their lover than their husband, fully 45 percent of the cheaters stayed married despite their affairs. Why do wives cheat? Barash told "Good Morning America," "Often the lover is actually a catalyst to leave the marriage and a bridge to the other side." In her book, she says that extramarital affairs can liberate a woman, reawaken her desire, and sometimes help save a marriage. Barash has identified four types of affairs that she describes in "A Passion For More": Empowering Affairs With more opportunities for women in all aspects of life, they have increased experience of younger men and of workplace affairs. Sex-Driven Affairs The marriage becomes old and sex declines. This type of affair compensates for that lack. It is by definition the most passionate, lacking boundaries or rules and can almost seem like an out-of-body experience for the woman. Love Affairs Unanticipated and heartbreaking, these affairs happen when women least expect them. Often they break up the marriage or are used as a wake-up call for the husband to battle for his wife to stay. Self-Esteem Affairs Consumed with the responsibilities of child care and household duties, women have lost their way. A lover makes them feel special in a way their husbands do not. Why do wives have affairs? Because they can. There is attraction. There is proximity. There is opportunity. Husbands, beware.

August 22, 2003 -- Kenneth Parker says he and his wife, Connie, always dreamed of winning the lottery — but when the couple finally hit a $25 million jackpot, the 77-year-old Long Island man found out his wife's dreams didn't include him. Just months after their February lottery win, the 74-year-old woman booted him from their new condo in Melville, refused to give him any money, and cut off contact with him, he charged yesterday. Kenneth Parker said his wife used underhanded tactics to get the money into an account she alone controlled. The snubbed hubby believes his wife did it so his kids from a previous marriage would inherit none of the winnings. Now he is divorcing her, and yesterday filed a motion in Suffolk County Court seeking half of the jackpot. "I feel betrayed," he said yesterday. "I couldn't believe she was doing this to me. I'm still bitter. I loved her." The Parkers were married in 1987. Kenneth had five kids with his previous wife and Connie had three. They had little money, but constantly played the lottery, dreaming of hitting it big, he said. On Feb. 12, their dream came true, when they won with a ticket bought at the Massapequa Mall — with $20 that Kenneth claims he gave his wife. "We were going to buy a new condo and a new car — enjoy the rest of our lives and travel," he said. But, Kenneth claims, his wife started trying to usurp the money at the lottery office, when she alone signed the ticket. Kenneth said he questioned it, but her son, who accompanied her, insisted she alone sign. He said he agreed not to sign after a lottery worker told him there would be no problem because they were married. A few months later, they bought a condo. But he was surprised to find that only her name was on the closing papers. He also was surprised to find out that she put the money into an account to which he had no access. He said that in June, she locked him out of the condo. "She had a chance to at least give me half," said Kenneth, who spoke yesterday alongside lawyer Dominic Barbara. "She left me to fend for myself. I had to go and live with my son." Connie Parker's lawyer later released a statement that called the husband's allegations a "mischaracterization" of the facts and said that her client was "anguished" by his allegations. But the lawyer would not address any specific claims. A neighbor in the gated community where the Parkers bought their new $500,000 condo said he thought something was wrong between the couple. "The man introduced himself to me. He said his name was Ken. He was a great guy," said the neighbor. "Then, all of a sudden, he disappeared." Soon, the neighbor — who didn't want his name in the newspaper — saw a woman moving alone into the home, leading him to wonder if Ken had died. Told of the divorce, the neighbor said, "Women always have the upper hand." Greedy whore

Dude that sounds like the plot to some softcore porn movie.