Sandman9000

Too bad Slapnuts isn't in charge here, so he can delete this thread I've made.

Right, Mike?

Fucking gutless tool, he is. I feel sorry for Jingys. His board got wrecked without him even being around. Which appears to be a trend round these parts, right Mike?

I would like everyone to know that they need to stop donating for the time being. Thank you.

Wasn't a message as much as an order. Which I've very disapointed that you have not followed.

For your birthday, I hope you get to start life anew. Because I know that if I was 25 and I was like you, I'd probably kill myself. I couldn't go through life with my head up knowing how pathetic I was. And don't go whining to the mods about this. They hope you get hit by a bus too. Happy birthday, shitstain.

I fucking made this goddamn E-Fed. Me and Evenflow for Pres/VP.

"Thanks a lot guys. I am simply in awe of your being in awe." He means he's amazed that anyone gives a shit about him at all, even on the intarweb. "I sincerely mean that. I'm 25, and I just now feel like my life is really starting." Because he's wasted the previous 25 being a worthless sack of dog feces. Though the odds of the next 25 years being any better are slim, unless he hit by a bus fairly soon. "I saw RotS today, and holy shit I'll never forget it." Whoop de damn do.

No it wasn't.

I'll be back later. I hope Micah doesn't say anything mean about me while I'm gone. It might hurt my feelings. And answers my PM. I'm putting Slayer in charge while I'm gone. Everyone behave.

I'll just chalk it up as us both being grumpy over the Sonics' loss the other day.

I'm amazed at the lack of racist slurs in that insult, Rant.

I see Slayer did a good job while I was gone. Or as good a job as I expected him to do.

At Hot Topic?

Should I watch Stump The Schwab or punch myself in the crotch for half an hour?

Way to use the bold tag. You sure showed him, sport.

I still don't know who you are. Dude, playing the "I don't know who you are" card is fucking weak. Which is shame, because your trolling here was fairly entertaining until Modern Man's Hustle started calling you out and you could only muster such a lame response. Well, I don't know who he is. Why bother with anything good when I don't even have a clue who it is I'm working against? And you've posted some that haven't been winners either. Let's keep this thread on subject, which is how Downhome's crying himself to sleep. Plenty of other threads of which to talk about me.

Yeah. You're right.

And after that last comment in the other thread, you can stay out.

I also wish Agnes would post. We all miss him, and see him lurking. It's safe here dude.

Someone wants to be nailed up to a cross.

I wouldn't call myself important, just fodder really, until someone like you comes along and gets me all fired up with your unbridled passion for being an idiot asshole. So you don't matter. That's all I needed to hear.

AGNES IS READING THIS THREAD!

Drunk at 10:23? Someone's trying to forget something.

I asked first.