Sandman9000

It's not official yet, and we all know what happened with Boston and Texas when they talked, and Beantown still has blue balls over that. ::Shuffles nervously::

What's a girl?

It appeared on the scroll on ESPN, saying the trade was agreed in on principle.

A breaking news thing appeared on the scroll at the bottom of ESPN, saying Rangers agree to trade A-Rod for Soriano and a minor league pitcher. A-Rod in the Bronx. HOLY FUCK!

Stop all the downloadin'! [/G.I. Joe]

::Administer's last rites to thread::

I'm not a big fan of the keeping players but forced to trade them rule. I'd rather keep two that I can trade at my own lesiure then keep three and know I'd have to trade one. That's my personal opinion.

Personally, I'm all for a merge or dumping of the folder. You can say NHB/Hardcore goes in cycles, but it's been relatively crappy for a while, and when the only threads worth remembering come from PBP/trolls, it's time for a change. Axe it.

I'd keep Jermaine O'Neal and Mike Finley, since they are 1-2 round draft picks anyway. Sure as hell beats picking Yao first.

http://www.elon.edu/e-net/Note.aspx?id=7441 100% serious. I'm thinking about signing up and just going and acting like a jackass/asshole. Pros: Hey, kissing! w00t~! Cons: We'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Pros: Hey, fat girls need love too! Cons: Not if they're bigger then you. Pros: They might be hot.... Cons: They might have herpes. Pros: The guys might be hot. Cons: Wait, what the fuck is that doing in pros? You get the drift. Well, should I sign up for this and risk herpes or being eaten?

You mean find a random sorority girl.

"Want to volunteer to show off your kissing skills? Think you and your significant other have what it takes? Then get on stage and show your stuff. " Goddammit, apparently they want people who have a clue and/or a significant other to show up and do their stuff, not random morons. Whitey will have to be killed another day.

It also involves a complete lack of pants.

I miss Evenflow.

http://www.elon.edu/e-net/Note.aspx?id=7632 I've heard back nothing, so I'm gonna assume I've been rejected. w00t I should go with the afro wig and the "Kill Whitey" sign anyway.

I had nothing to do with the gnomes, but let's just say CWM treats his gnomes the same way Richard Gere treats gerbils.

First off, the big debacle on the board was rawmvp's now infamous thread over his tale of romance with a sometimes foreign exchange sometime American citizen possibly real always Russian girl Natalie, whatever it was with her boyfriend and parents, fun with the KGB, and eighty billion unnecessarily long words. It was closed due to excessive suck, but it was reopened for rawmvp to wrap the whole thing up with one of those "dream sequences and LOL U ALL FEL 4 IT FAGORZS!" However, I can sum that whole thread up with one picture. Next up is the stuff going on with the WWE folder. Long the laughingstock of the entire internet (even IGN and GameFAQS laughed at our WWE folder) the mods decided to clean the place up with rules to eliminate the excessive crap and three mods to keep the place on track. Or so we thought. Turns out Dr. Tom got a little antsy to crack some skulls and jumped the gun. Dames reels him in, and everyone's confused. Not anymore. Finally, for years now, Stephen Popick, a.k.a. BPP, a.k.a. that guy who saved the board, a.k.a. that douche who ruined the OAOAST, has mocked our good buddy Angle-Plex, a.k.a. Agnes, to the point where BPP managed to eliminate whatever good graces he has built up in others with his continous mocking of someone who clearly deserved better. For all of us here at TSM, Agnes finally gives BPP what he's been asking for. Anything else I can do in two minutes or less in Paint?

I can make this easy to remember, Barber. PBP = you at CZW fans, SoCal Uncensored, and whatever that XPW site was, I don't remember.

Don't make me draw what really happened with the gnomes.

So, Kellerman wanted an increase to 850K, so I'm guessing he was earning between 500K-600K before that.... THERE'S my incentive one of the most cutthroat industries in the world.

Just a couple quick ones, since I've been short on time lately. Now, those of you who are familiar with the board are familiar with TSM's first couple, Kotzenjunge and Agent of Oblivion. Kotz, or Spoon if you wanna be a showoff, is known mostly for his unnatural obsession with the moderately talented/attractive Australian pop singer Kylie Minogue. He also likes cars and some other shit, no one really fucking cares. AoO is known for being into supreme heavy motherfuck metal, as well as supreme motherfuck metal, supreme heavy metal, and heavy motherfuck metal. He also likes J-Pop, but won't admit it out loud. The wacky hijinx those two have done couldn't be recapped in a whole thread full of shittily drawn paint images, and also because I've forgotten most of them, but I remember the inital flirtations between these two.

They've got one out called "New Found Power." We've got it at the station, I've played a couple tracks and it's not bad, though I haven't listened to the whole thing or any of it real carefully.

I've got a couple plans in mind for this. A) My friend has an giant afro wig, so I'm considering borrowing that, getting a bucket of fried chicken from KFC, and making a sign that says "Kill Whitey" and coming out with all that. I'll get thrown out of school for general offensiveness, but it might be worth it. Odds are I won't do this. B) If the thing is going bad, I'll pull out this razor blade I'll have smuggled in and just gig my tongue. Odds are I'd probably do this if I got bored enough.

I went through the history to do that, and I've never had Lenard. I've tried to get him a couple times, but failed. On that note, can everyone stay out of this one so I can get him now? I'll either give you a cookie or not smack you with a lighttube.