Sandman9000

Bananas.

Anger towards Clemens is fine, but anger towards Pettitte is wrong. The man came up with the Yanks through the farm, provided solid season and post-season work, gave that left handed counter-balance that David Wells had difficulty in doing on a regular basis, and when Pettitte became a free agent, he did what he wanted to do, which was pitch closer to home. I hold no grudge against Pettitte, it was simply business, and I tip my cap to him and thank Pettitte for his years of service in New York. Clemens deserves the hate after his whole reitrement bullshit, and then turning around and playing again. Clemens is the one who deserves the hate, not Pettitte.

Messiah's good enough to be carried, especially when you consider it's Hero and Punk he's facing. B-Boy/Homicide vs. Disco Machine/Rising Son also looks fun, and my money is on those two machines being the best of night one.

Bananas.

http://www.vans.com/slayer/ Sooooooooooooo, who here's gonna get it? Anybody? Hello?

Bananas.

Bananas.

Well, I still don't have my flying car, so fuck 2004.

Eating souls also can fill you up, but they either have to be really good or really evil souls. If you want to really pig out and not feel guilty, go to an elementary school and dine away. Their small souls allow you to pack away 40-50 and not feel guilty afterwards. Of course, the good souls taste like cabbage and the bad souls taste like, well, they also taste like cabbage, but it's good.

Playing Ikaruga has only served to show me that my gaming skills have completly eroded, causing me to bring shame upon my entire family.

So, so much IWA for that list. For Hero, Punk & Whitmer, TPI 2002 is the way to go. Hero/Homicide and Whitmer/Homicide from KODM 2003, which also has Hero/Danny Daniels. Hero/Punk 93 minutes in When Hero Met Punk, also the 55 minutes Ladders and Tables match in the last event at the old House of Hardcore, can't remember the name off-hand. TPI 2003 has Hero/B-Boy, along with their rematch from a later show in 2003, again can't remember the name. For ROH, Do Or Die is Punk's coming out party, in a scramble with Colt and then a four way with Jimmy Rave, Christopher Daniels and someone else, along with some kick-arse promos. Others will add more.

Eats tons of carbohydrates before sleep, and do nothing all day. That should help.

I now join the morons and heathen in Boston in the "Fuck Clemens" stance.

2. Trolls will be automatically banned. Trolling is defined as the consistent posting of useless material with the intention of getting off-topic and specifically eliciting and inciting undesirable responses from users reading the thread. ::Walks away, whistling::

::Beats the fool over the head with a shovel::

As an official spokesman for Hell, I would like to declare that Johnson will not be welcomed. Since I imagine Heaven will issue a similar statement, it's now up to Purgatory to determine whether or not they will allow Johnson admission upon his demise, though Purgatory usually doesn't care either way.

::Burns down the roller disco::

Metal and lots of it. If the kids complain, tell them to suck the dark lord's greasy cock.

It was stuff that one of us has seen, Barber. None of us watches XPW, so none of their stuff is listed. I know ROH had some nutso bumps last year, the Fast Eddie German through chair immediately springs to mind, but since none of us saw it, it didn't make the list. It's that simple. And the Misawa/Kobashi bump was hardcore, when you consider who was involved in the match, and how badly it could have gone had Kobashi missed by a fraction of an inch either direction.

Which explains why it sucks the Dark Lord's greasy cock.

if i had the money to bribe basic cable networks... We're now on Showtime. Yes, I can make decisions about things like this.

Needs more profanity. And insults. And violence.

Mike Mondo?

All right, I've got the .bin and the .cue file, now what exactly do I need to do with it in order to use the program I've, um, "acquired." Burn it, download a program to run it, get a voodoo priest, what?

Wait a 'sec. Do we know if Danielson was shooting or not? And is Bryan Danielson different from Brian "American Dragon" Danielson? Seems like an odd matchup for Teddy. Bryan Danielson = American Dragon. And with that, odds are they're playing off of Teddy's odd fascination with flipping off shit at the end of his matches.