Sandman9000

To the track, to the wall.........................................................gone.

::Randomly hits the wall with a stool for entertainment::

This is the way to do it.

That shit needed to have been booked last week. And not in England either. Where the scum of the earth can see it, like Indiana or Philly. Or my backyard. Or in MLW... Dumbass Court puts Hero vs Collyer and M-dogg. Collyer is ok,but M-Dogg is a different style who should be facing Dutt,Evans,Hart etc. I hope MLW does Hero and AmDrag when I am there live on 2/13 in the front row loving every second of the classic that will be Hero and American Dragon. Hero carried M-Dogg, kicking and flipping, to a good match when M-Dogg first arrived in IWA. Course Ian puts the belt on M-Dogg, comes off his high, realizes what he's done, and has M-Dogg drop the belt to Punk right away.

That shit needed to have been booked last week. And not in England either. Where the scum of the earth can see it, like Indiana or Philly. Or my backyard.

This has been one of the larger pieces of garbage I've ever read. Not even the trashiest romance novels stoop down to this level of drivel. There is only one way to save this: kill everyone. I don't mean in a Romeo & Juliet way, I mean in a Dr. Strangelove way.

You can't kill evil, Barber. And I needed a break from the place, and finals, and the usual sacrifices that come with the holidays seasons (usually small farm animals). In addition, I hated the initial COD5 buildup, and the structure for the main event sounded like a fatality waiting to happen, either for a wrestler or a fan. After all the positive reviews, in addition to Cash attempting to kill himself, again, I'll be grabbing the COD5 DVD when SMV releases it. I'm 90% sure that Barr Camm is now Rick Feinberg. Barr Camm just disappeared one day, and Rick Feinberg showed up a little later, don't remember any exact dates. Barr Camm worked camera (hence the name) at some shows, while Z-Barr also did commentary. He commentates in the main event clusterfuck at Stretch in Symrna, and the commentary is brutal in the bad sense.

The actual main event of They Said It Couldn't Be Done Again was Wifebeater vs. Nate Hatred, fun with lighttubes. The match you had was the opener of the show, and someone must have dubbed it onto the tape for you. If memory serves me correctly, VD and Jay won after Jay got a rollup on Justice. Pain was the champ at the time, and later beat Jay in a title match. Barr Camm is now Rick Feinberg, I believe, even though the RF/CZW relationship has been patched up.

::Smashes glowsticks over Kotz, which are just lighttubes painted different neon colors::

1) Slaughter the infidels. 2) Slaughter the non-infidels. 3) Slaughter whoever's left. 4) Dance a jig. 5) Learn to knit.

This is what I remember off the top of my head, so don't hold me to this: Fire Pro D Marvel vs Capcom 2 Capcon vs. SNK 2 Street Fighter Alpha 3 Power Stone 2 Crazy Taxi 2 Ikaruga (might have baleeted this) Giga Wing 2 Last Blade 2 Shen Mue 1 & 2 (dunno if they work, haven't tried) Spawn NBA 2K1 NBA Hoopz NES Emulator w/500+ games DDR 2nd Mix Guilty Gear X Hydro Thunder Cannon Spike Bomberman Online World Series Baseball 2K1 Ultimate Fighting Championship Ready 2 Rumble obtained legitimately probably more downloaded games I can't remember off the top of my head.

Smart money is on me playing bouncer/dj/only sober guy at a party down the street. Better money is on me doing nothing by myself.

You know what? They're just fucking letting anyone be ninjas nowdays, and it pisses me off. I remember back in the day when you had to be something special to be a ninja. Now even the crippled kid with the lazy eye gets to say he's a ninja. Man, children today have it easy, and they don't know the half of it.

That still doesn't explain it. I don't even know a girl who's this bad. Oh yeah, and Matt? Losing more weight won't help that excess skin problem. That's what the razor blade under the cap is for!

Uh..... A) When did the no graphic images rule get passed? and B) This doesn't deal with old posts, i.e. my post count celebrations, does it?

I heard Zack prefered the bucket of dicks, more bang for his buck?

I think I broke something.....

Uh, that actually was.

We don't know what you're talking about. There was no invading at all. ::Men in black suits surround JSYK::

This many pages and still no payoff. I lower my score to *********.

Goddammit, the teenspot board banned HOt ChiX 6969. Nothing to see here. Move along.

You can't kill evil.

I think that if posing as a 15 year old white whore with a 22 year old black boyfriend with a gun and jealousy problems and asking for help with boob jobs and anal sex is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. Stop looking at me like that.

I don't love you but I will hit you JSYK.