Sandman9000

Faggot Weak

We have Weeeee and graphics, what more do you want? Take puro.

Apparently he's also making whole threads to people who speak against him. I suppose I can claim to be next in line. ::Clears throat:: Tool. ::Waits for thread dedicated in his honor::

H. i. -V.

Flavor of the month, sunshine. Flavor of the month.

Good point!! Very violent main event for you deathmatch fans, but the undercard steals the show imo, for those who love great wrestling! Better be worth my thirty bucks though. That price nearly put me off on buying the DVD.

s. X. e.

A year after first seeing those two skits, and they still crack me up on a regular basis. "This is the bat fetcher trick with my teeth. Heh heh." The little laugh at the end so makes that.

Huss. You can never own too many black t-shirts. Especially ones that say "CHOOSE DEATH" on them.

I'm definitely crowbarring my wallet open for this one. Any FBTW deathmatch, or any deathmatch in general, where they pass out surgical masks to the first two rows because of the amount of broken tube dust in the air HAS to be good.

JESUS CHRIST! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT! ::starts carving stomach open until all vital organs fall out:: Much better.

Shine. Ning. Wizard.

I'm Prince Paul. And Zack Malibu. And The Dames. And Kenny Rogers.

People skills Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Oh and YOU'RE Mr. Congeniality? Give me a fucking break, Sandman. Now that I've got time here. Good ol' Zsaszy here whines and complains that since (in his own mind since we have no one to verify his claims) he's better then anyone else in the play, he should be promoted more and the entire productions should be tailored to his needs. In another example previously, he whined about his school newspaper, and the bitch of an editor. Some of the things I remember him bitching about was her trying to focus on local news stories, which GASP! people around the local community might care about! Any journalist worth his salt will tell you to localize any story that you can. So, we have a person who clearly buys into his own hype, as presented in this grandstand challenge to anyone on a message board, which would ultimately mean nothing in the real world. A person who admits that he is limited people skills, which means that I'd imagine he talks down to people frequently, or has some kind of a condensending attitude towards them. And when he bitches that a senior who is less talented then him gets a spot, I'd imagine that he's forgetting that this is the last chance for this other person to perform, who has possibly spent a longer amount of time with this drama program and is finally getting their chance to shine. But, of course, since he might not possibly be as good as our ol' Zsaszy pumps himself up to be, he is clearly inferior in every which way and needs to recognize and bow down to the almighty presence that is Mr. Zsasz, if we are even allowed to say your name, all powerful one. If you truly believe that you are too good for this "shithole," as you put it, nothing is stopping you from taking this superiority act somewhere else. I believe I can say that I'm not the only one who will not miss you. As for me, yes, I am an asshole. I'd admitted it before and I'll admit it again. Unlike you, however, I don't pump myself up and I don't expect people to bow before me and bend to my will. I just expect them to get out of my way.

People skills Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

Yes I am. I don't drink at all, so I'm not going to advocate underage drinking. Though, with teenaged males....

Up. Up. Down. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right. B. A. Start.

That and when you don't do any local promoting at all. I mean, one of their new locations is a high school, right? Flyer the shit out of that place and promise a deathmatch, and the little 16 year olds will have to come out and see that shit. Hell, promise them beer afterwards and the attendance will be uber-high. Lord knows teenagers will do anything for alcohol at times...

Needs. More. Spam.

No, no, not Mario. It's Plush. People are now calling that in real life now, because I made them. You made them? I have a very hard time seeing you make anybody do anything. If you told me I had to call you Plushy, you could count on everyone we knew calling you Pussy for the rest of the week. Just until the rest of the week? And you know, if Johnson's calling you a pussy, it's gotta sting real deep.

Thought that's par for the course with a professional athlete?

Professor Plum. In the study. With the lead pipe.

Sho. Ryu. Ken.

It's. Morphin'. Time.

Graveyard. Shovel. Viagra.