Sandman9000

Predictably, Soriano swings at anything that's within a foot of the plate and strikes out.

Roger's not hitting the zone, and threw 20 pitches in that first inning.

With a flamethrower to break down the ice wall.

Go with McNair.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm sorry I forgot to mention you in mine, Cuddles.

We've upgraded to platinum stars. That's what the good students get now.

Probably fried, but maybe poached. How are the eggs cooked?

I think Alex Shelley will be a breakout star more then Hussboy there. I'd take him over Jacobs.

I am the dean of all knowledge. ::Tosses gold stars out to everyone::

Ok, now that is just a scary thought. Just throw a virgin at Kemp. It'll keep him at bay.

Max Payne 2 that shit down.

I want my five bucks entirely in cookies. Not the good kind either, the cheap ass Wal*Mart kind.

Meh. Those sucked. Real grissley, if grissley is even a word. And if it wasn't, it is now.

::Runs right into Sandman's axe::

I'm thinking Awesome's gotta be getting up there in age, and wrestling the way he does with his body and injury history has taken it's toll on him.

Going back to the topic at hand, while I usually dislike it when MLW and other promotions rename workers, I like it here. I know that I get confused with there being two Matt Strykers (or Strikers, or whatever) being around, as I can't remember which one is unibrow guy and which one is the other one. Renaming whichever Matt Stryker MLW has grabbed isn't that bad an idea. The name sucks, but that's another matter. And I guess we're due for another Barber vs. the World pissfest. Of course, based on Mike Johnson's response, plus the fact that he was willing to let me onto the TOD2 bustrip (which I wasn't able to take him up upon) on literally last minute notice, and that I've got a ton of these I need to post...

CM Punk Chris Hero Chris Daniels XES 69 Sonjay Dutt

Jay Witasick - Motherfucker cost Yanks the 2001 series vs. Diamondbacks. First one on my "Will kill and gladly go to jail for if ever seen on the streets." The entire Boston Red Sox team, staff, ownership, and fanbase. People who mock my sXe beliefs. Hey, just because I don't believe in poisoning my mind with chemicals doesn't mean I have to put up with your bullshit. Go ahead and drink and smoke and shoot your way to an early grave. I'll be sure to piss on your crucifix tombstone. And you. Especially you.

Sonjay break out the Sprinkler-elbow? For those of you who saw TNA, you'd know what I'm talking about if Sonjay did it.

Stupid computer.

Fear The Slayers select Jamaal Tinsley.

*WHO IS?* What poster do you remind yourself of? Nevermortal What poster is your best friend poster? ShooterJay The poster you admire the most? Jingys The funniest poster you know? CWM The sweetest poster you know? Who gives a shit? The sexiest poster you know? SSD The cutest poster you know? Meh, I'll jump on the bandwagon and say Dr. Tom. The smartest poster you know? Marney The nicest poster you know? Downhome The stupidest poster you know? Barber The scariest poster you know? Me The sneakiest poster you know? Meh The poster who knows you the best? ShooterJay The biggest pervert poster you know? IDRM The weirdest poster you know? IDRM *FAVORITES* Favorite book?: The Art of War Favorite Board game?: Monopoly Favorite Music group(s)?: Slayer Favorite Song(s)?:.. Angel of Death, South of Heaven, Detachable Penis Favorite Music Video?: Thriller Favorite Food?: Pizza Favorite Radio station?: WSOE (The one I work at) Favorite Magazine?: Sports Illustrated Favorite Smell?: Fear Favorite Color?: Black Favorite Foods?: What the fuck, I've already answered this. Favorite Ice cream flavor?: Chocolate Favorite Alcoholic Drink?: sXe Favorite Movie(s)?: Martial Arts movies. Favorite Quote from a movie?: "Hail to the king, baby" Favorite Sport to play/to watch?: Basketball/Baseball Favorite TV Show?: Family Guy Favorite Cartoon?: Family Guy Favorite Cartoon Character?: Quagmire Favorite Hangout?: WSOE Favorite Restaurant?: Applebee's Favorite Holiday?: None Favorite Nonalcoholic drink?: Diet Caffeine Free Mountain Dew Favorite Candy?: Twix Favorite Fruit?: Oranges Favorite Flower?: None Favorite Season?: Summer Favorite Animal?: Cats Favorite Place to be kissed?: Fuck you. Favorite subject in school? English Whoop de damn do.

Hey, it's the man's, er, infant's first birthday, let him celebrate. Happy birthday Ags.

Well, I know Racks paid CZW to run there, and the show a couple weeks ago at the car dealership CZW was paid to run, so you never know. I'm guessing a flat sum to the fed and the owner of the venue gets the gate and concessions or something.

Plagarized from ESPN.com The Seattle Seahawks attempted to generate some interest in defensive end Anton Palepoi. Dallas toyed with the notion of shipping defensive back Andrew Davison to the New York Jets and tried, in talks with several teams, to land a young reserve tailback. The Minnesota Vikings, for the second year in a row, shopped superfluous running back Doug Chapman around the league. The result of all the rhetoric? When the NFL trade deadline passed quietly on Tuesday at 4 p.m., there had been plenty of dangling but, as usual, no deals. In fact, several personnel directors and general managers suggested that there was even less dialogue than in past seasons, as teams opted to stand pat. Even those franchises that in recent days had considered so-called "bottom of the roster" trades, designed to bolster depth for the second half of the season and the playoff stretch run, backed away. "I don't know, from talking to people around the league, that anything got even close to being (consummated)," said Washington Redskins vice president of football operations Vinny Cerrato. "A team would call, float a name that you'd think about for 30 seconds or so, and that would be it. I mean, once the season starts, it's just not a trading league." Recent history certainly confirms that. This marked the sixth time in nine seasons that no "deadline day" trades were struck. In fact, since 1990, there have been only 12 deadline swaps, fewer than one per season. And since 1995, there have been only four true "deadline deals." Last season, the Cowboys sent guard Kelvin Garmon to San Diego for a low-round draft pick, but that was on the Saturday preceding the trade deadline. The Cowboys tried, but not too hard, to improve their tailback situation before this year's deadline, but failed to come up with a trade partner. Dallas queried San Francisco about the availability of the inconsistent Kevin Barlow and phoned the Miami Dolphins on little-used Leonard Henry but their trade overtures were rebuffed by the two teams. Rumors that the Cowboys spoke with the Cincinnati Bengals concerning star tailback Corey Dillon were unfounded. The Cowboys did not explore the possibility of acquiring New York Giants tailback Ron Dayne, the former Heisman Trophy winner and 2000 first-round selection who has been relegated to "scout team" duty, and apparently neither did anyone else. The characteristic dearth of deals, at least in some quarters, resurrected the debate over whether the NFL should delay the trade deadline until later in the season. The deadline is historically set for the Tuesday after the completion of the season's sixth weekend. But one member of the NFL's influential competition committee said there really has been little support for moving back the deadline. Most personnel directors and coaches contend that a player added in October isn't likely to contribute immediately, since it will take a few weeks to assimilate the schemes of his new team, and also take the staff some time to divine a way to use him. But delaying the trade deadline would only exacerbate that perceived problem. "You've got that element, plus the salary cap angle, and it just adds up to too big a risk for most teams to take on a guy even six weeks into the season," said one head coach. "We started to see, the last two years, a few more offseason trades. Maybe that (trend) will continue. But I never see us being like baseball, you know, with a trade deadline that comes just before the final month (of the season)." When was the last time that there was a meaningful trade in the middle of the season? Hell, most of the time, players leave via free agency or being cut, not through trades.