Sandman9000

Here's Triple-A Jose.

Oakland adopts the Chicago curse. And Cubs pitching scares the shit out of me in the World Series.

I like the idea of a double play to get out of the 6th. Suck it Boston.

Eh, the addition of Sprewell makes the number of touches Wally's gonna get go downhill. Garnett is the first, second, and third option, and Sprewell gets whatever is left after. Toss in Olowokandi and Wally's gonna struggle to average double figures in points.

Sonjay's got charisma out the ying-yang, to add to the fact he can work like a mofo. All hail the sprinkler-elbow. He should be able to stick around. I'd like to see Ruckus get a shot as well. He's not as good as Sonjay and needs to be carried in something other then a spotfest, but he could get over in one match just using a handful of his spots. A fat black guy doing a Space Flying Tiger Drop isn't something you see every day.

::Folds arms and sticks tongue out at Alf::

Happy birthday Jingys.

I hate you. Ass. Fear The Slayers select Tony Parker.

This will be their third cage match in December, but it will be the third type of cage match. Gage/Hatred/Messiah was a regular cage, Ian/Zandig was an exploding cage, and whomever is in COD will be in the COD match. Also, COD is the hyped CZW event, and now that they've established it in December, people would be upset if they didn't run it.

You could run the BSB/Messiah vs. Knoxx/Flash/Zandig match, have Mondo make the save at the end and make the challenge for the COD match, which gives you two months to hype it. Run Mondo/Messiah COD and Gage/Hatred 1,000,000 thumbtacks.

Fear The Slayers select Lamar Odom.

Man down. Matt Stryker (I think the unibrow guy) has decided to work somewhere in NC instead of the TPI. His replacement (make it NYC Matt Striker, just for shits and giggles) will be named soon.

Just grab any two Special K members, and the match will be infintely better then with the Maximos in there. Or grab Justice and Jerelle Clark out of NWA-Florida. And what the hell are they doing to Joe The Samoa's name? Joe Sea? I understand they don't want to have him assoicated with the other Samoans so they don't bill him as Samoa Joe, but now just Joe Sea? What the hell?

Or a gimmick poster named PWN3D~!, who would just post shit like this:

Fun with lighttubes. Picking glass out of your body sucks.

Modern technology and horny teenage sluts. Ain't it wonderful.

Alfdogg and his "jobs."

If they're leaving for five months, I think it's safe to say they're not coming back. Sell the house, buy only coke with the money, and dive off something tall into the mountain of white gold. You can't go wrong there.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date...002-12-18&res=l That sums up the House of ze Dead movie right there.

Especially if the Taratino film has Nick Mondo in it. <----------Doesn't have a fucking clue what he's talking about

Christ, I wish I could find that picture with this crazy Cajun chef giving the finger with "The Answer Is No!" text on top. Someone either here or the CZW Fanboys board had that as a sig.

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When people ask me why I hate humanity in general, I point to Phelps and "because of people like him." And I got first shot at Phelps in Hell.