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    Rock Band!

    First thought: Sweet jesus this is the greatest thing ever... Second thought: This is gonna be the most expensive game ever... Third thought: No keyboard? How the hell am I gonna play Journey now?
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    Tom Brady taking lessons from Shawn Kemp

    http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patr...?p1=MEWell_Pos1 ::Standing ovation::
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    Tom Brady taking lessons from Shawn Kemp

    "Sooo, are you Detroit or Atlanta?"
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    I hear they'll let anyone be a lumberjack these days.
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    MLB 2K7

    How can anyone take pride in these kind of trades? "Trading Iverson for thirty cents on the dollar was so good, I get to run the Phillies now!"
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    Services of the McKenzie Group.

    IPB Support | Mouth Cancer | Mobile Phones | Loan UK | Home Loans
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    The TSM Suggestion Box

    I'm rather disappointed that my warning level has dropped back to 8%. Alfdogg will be getting a nasty PM soon.
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    MLB 2K7

    I'll be more impressed if my outfielder doesn't act like a dog chasing its own ass. Along with baserunners that actually follow the commands.
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    This week in the NBA

    No Ryan Hollins or James White can kiss my ass. Why the fuck isn't James White in this? His stuff in the college dunk last year was ridiculous. Hell, the only reason he's in the league is because he can jump out of the gym.
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    2 charged with creating panic in Boston

    OH, SNAP! Sorry that Wisconsin doesn't eat its own when it comes to sports stars. Now when it comes to Milwaukee-area homosexuals, yes, Wisconsin has been known to eat its own, but at least they're not so damn fickle about sports. Favre earned the right to keep his job as long as he wants it, and they have a better chance to make the playoffs with him than without. Yeah, they should just ignore the 1:1 TD:INT ratio. Brett Favre can cure heartburn for nine straight days, so slap some cheddar on your dome and go team! Would you want to be the one who has to break the news that Favre has been relieved of his duties? Yes.
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    UFC Fight Night #???

    Is Salmon still down? Have they scraped his ass up yet? You wanna talk about being out before you hit the ground. Yeesh.
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    TSM Hall Of Fame

    Most of your posts are two sentences too long, if that. I can't help it... I have a short attention span and I I anxiously await the other sentence and the conclusion to this post.
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    TSM Hall Of Fame

    Most of your posts are two sentences too long, if that.
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    TSM Hall Of Fame

    Ripper's in twice to keep the minority quota up.
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    People you want to punch in the face

    Why stop at four or five?
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    This week in the NBA

    Jamaal Tinsley's ninja dustpan sword was awesome. I don't blame him, either. If I get into a fight in Detroit, I'm grabbing whatever weapon I can find as well. The old Celtics/Sixers fights blow this one out of the water. Still, it's the first major hootenanny since Det/Ind, so comparisons are going to be made (and blown out of context). When Carmelo ends up taking January off here, he can take a couple classes in any martial art and learn to throw a decent strike.
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    Time's Person of the Year

    I refuse to support any award that honors Alfdogg in any way, shape or form.
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    This week in the NBA

    I couldn't even see Camby do anything, though I was watching on the tiny ESPN Motion box that never shuts up when I'm on the front page. I think he'll stay at five. They got tossed, so they'll get more than just a fine. Anywhere from three to five at this point. Remember, the suspensions are as much PR as they are discipline for the players. I can easily see Stern giving everyone harsh suspensions, the players union filing an appeal (which they'll do anyway once the suspensions are announced) and Stern lowering the number for those five. Gotta promote that follow-up album sometime.
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    This week in the NBA

    How it'll break down: 15-20: Carmelo. His punch will be the one focused upon the most by ESPN and the like; Stern will crack down hard on him to show the league is tough on these events, with Detroit/Indiana still reasonably fresh on everyone's minds. 10: Nate Robinson/J.R. Smith/Mardy Collins: Collins for the flagrant that ultimately started everything, Robinson and Smith for flying into the crowd and sending the event into national coverage. 8: Jared Jeffries: Going after Carmelo. He was sticking up for a teammate, but that won't matter. 5: Marcus Camby/Andre Miller/Eduardo Najera/Channing Frye/David Lee: Being involved in the whole deal; I could see theirs being lower. 30: Ron Artest: This is just out of pure habit by Stern.
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    *OFFICIAL* TSM Owner bashing thread

    Because you actually know your shit. Mole just popped a pill or twenty. He's an addict just because it's trendy. The reason why is pretty irrelevant. I'd also venture to say I've done worse stuff and more stuff than Mole. Well, cooler stuff anyway; I'm sure Mole never got coked out of his gourd and shot the shit out of his roommate's car with a paintball gun in an ill-conceived Tony Montana impersonation. See, now Agent has me intrigued to exactly how this last part happened. I now want to hear this story. When Agent writes a post, drugs the subject or not, I read it. By "know your shit," I mean you can actually write a couple of sentences and keep an audience's attention. You might be the only person on this board I can say this for. Not exactly news. Explained above. I got over my shit, and I did so privately. If you don't want people using information against you, don't make it public. A person's life doesn't have to be an open book. Context is key here. He wasn't looking for support. He was looking for an excuse for his behavior. If a person has a serious drug problem, the last place they need to do is to an Internet forum that isn't designed for such. Mole wasn't looking for help in his post. He was looking for sympathy. He'll get neither from me.
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    *OFFICIAL* TSM Owner bashing thread

    Because you actually know your shit. Mole just popped a pill or twenty. He's an addict just because it's trendy.
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    *OFFICIAL* TSM Owner bashing thread

    Ooh, how'd I miss this one: To be completely fair, I thought you were a worthless piece of shit to begin with. Now you're just a joke of a human being with a drug problem.
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    *marks all read*

    Except CWM. It was the best fifteen minutes ever.
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    *OFFICIAL* TSM Owner bashing thread

    When this thread's over, someone needs to teach Bob how to deliver a joke. It's just brutal.