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    Pooh Goes Apeshit!

    So I'm guessing you didn't get it.
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    Sports Announcers You Don't Want To Stab

    Gammons is an analyist. Also, edited this in, but explain your choices. I haven't heard of all of these guys, so I want to know as to why their good and shouldn't be stabbed. No LISTMANIA~! here. I'll also add Gus Johnson for now. He's been great during the NCAA tournament the past couple years, and he has a very commanding voice for a person his size (he looks tiny on the telemavision). He also adds enough excitement at the right times, too. I'll take him over Jim Nantz in a heartbeat.
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    Sports Announcers You Don't Want To Stab

    How is Uecker when he's playing it straight?
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    Fridge's Whereabouts

    Oh god. He's probably run into him by now I'm the only person here who got that.
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    2006 NBA Draft

    I just traded Portland a bag of carrot sticks and a handful of grapes for a pudding cup.
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    Guitar Hero.

    Best of the hidden track from GH1, I'll take "Decontrol" by Drist. It's made me a fanboy for that band. As for the sequel, I'll take "Angel of Death" over "Raining Blood", just for the dueling solos in multiplayer. I could also see "Peace Sells" just for the base play in multiplayer. I'll also be surprised if "Eruption" isn't a boss song in some way or form.
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    TSM: The movie

    Director: Uwe Boll Cast: Everyone - Romanian Prostitutes Add in a car chase or shootout every fifteen minutes, and we're GOLDEN!
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    Sandy's Job Hunt

    Here is where I post the best radio ads I've seen lately and wonder why they won't return my calls. Okay? Okay! I don't see how "Christian broadcasting" and "sleep donor relations" goes together. Oh wait, now I do. Apparently, when you WORK FOR AN OLDIES station, you have to RANDOMLY CAPITALIZE SHIT so that the old people CAN READ them! So, I can take a job where they tell me up front that there's no hope of promotion? HOT DAMN HERE'S TWENTY OF MY RESUME JOB NOW PLZZZZZZ! Well, fuck you too then. I don't even know where to begin here. I will say that I'm shocked that a radio station won't accept baked goods. When anyone brings desert into where I work, we hover around it like vultures until we all strike. I'll post more later. I have a long day of working part-time ahead of me tomorrow. EDIT: Pretend the quote function works. I have no clue why it doesn't, other then that it's Mole's fault. Fixed quotes tags. -Mod
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    Sandy's Job Hunt

    Here's more jobs where I probably don't meet the qualifications, despite being smarter then half the station put together. Or at least the person writing the ad. Last I heard, being "super" in Long Island got you nothing but a broken jaw. Man, them times are a changin'. They have listeners, much less listeners who want to call? Wow. Apparently jobs are prizes now. Too bad the market is the crane game. Why am I not surprised it's the Indiana station that greatly offends my eyes? 0-2 for Indiana, 0-2,000,000 if I count Alfdogg. Christ, I might actually go for this...
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    The Day of the Phantom Posts

    ::punches Slayer::
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    J.J. Redick...

    If I'm a Stanford baseball player, I'm hiding in my basement tomorrow.
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    My own personal hell

    Funny, that's where my personal hell is too.
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    Ben Roth.

    KDKA out of Pitts. is reporting that Roethlisberger wasn't wearing a helmet. When asked to comment, Mike Holmgren muttered, "I bet they'll somehow call us for holding on this..." and wandered off.
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    bad things that happened to me

    How dare you use my own pictures against me.
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    Sandy's Job Hunt

    More ads from jobs that won't give me the time of day. Ironically enough, all three had their greatest success when not in Indiana. I think I can skip that middle step. And notice how I didn't even make an Alfdogg joke! I was wondering where the AIDS Monster had wandered off to. Guess we found him. Folks, being from Jersey is never a positive in anything. Don't let this ad fool you. Well, that's a blatant lie. More of these as my resume becomes the best punchline in the industry.
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    The MikeSC?

    This sounds like something I would write. But I don't remember writing it.
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    bad things that happened to me

    This thread needs much more AIDS in it.
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    OAO SuperSmash Bros. Brawl Thread

    Japan loves the face-punching. Besides, it's one character to play as a couple of run-in dudes. Not asking for a lot. Damn straight.
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    OAO SuperSmash Bros. Brawl Thread

    Motherfucking Little Mac. Seriously, it shouldn't be that hard. Also, put in some of the other boxers are random attacks, like the Pokemon. King Hippo, Bald Bull, Mr. Sandman, Super Macho Man, and Glass Joe (as a dud attack). Grab a boxing glove, one of them pop out, do their special attack, but can be knocked out of it. (You know what I'm talking about with Bald Bull.) This is a no-brainer. I will not accept any arguments against this as valid.
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    I'll vouch for the road trip. Only time I had a problem with the signal was traveling across states, and whomever is running on the frequency I was using was interfering with my signal. Go up the dial a hair, and I was fine. I was digging mine up until it got jacked from my car last week. I still gotta get my lock fixed. Motherfuckers.
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    Ann Coulter attacks 9/11 widows

    And her hands can palm them length-wise. An actual journalist could handle something like that without calling the kid a disgrace to his father or whatever. An actual journalist wouldn't get themselves into that situation in the first place. O'Reilly isn't a journalist; he's a entertainer. Journalism's dead, folks. It died the second ratings came into the equation of news reporting.
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    chazz1998 tells me I better "cool it"

    If that was done on purpose, it'd be hilarious. Too bad it wasn't.
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    Heavy Metal Band Tournament: Nomination Thread

    Motherfucking NILE.
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    TUF 3: The Thread

    The last two seasons were sloppy fights with people who can't end fights as well. Along with whatever homoerotic challenge they came up with. Yet the ratings are still there. Wanna take another swing at it? EDIT: I mean, if four Rashad fights didn't kill the series off, this season won't either.