Sandman9000

Soon as Piss finds me some more base photos of Hoff to use (other then his profile one), we can use Photoshop to place him in awkward and unrealistic situations, making them therefore hilarious. Okay? Okay! Attachment is one either Piss or Dutch made. I can't remember who, and it might not even be them. It's anyone but CWM, far as I know. So hurry up Piss.

Bastard.

The trailer. Enjoy it for however long it's up.

Less bitching and more Photoshopping from you.

Good ol' Sir Piss sent me a buncha H00f pics. Have at it, peoples.

Fair enough.

He pitching or catching?

Needs more shifty eyes. Most things do.

He wasn't much good at showing up either. I can't tell if that's a poorly written sentence by human standards, or a well written one by CWM standards.

doing that is never offensive. Well having to look at TSA in any capacity is.

I know you're a pedophile.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Moving on up from lumberjacking, I see.

Be sure to toss in a random smiley face and question mark every couple of sentences. You'll be speaking his language.

Carnival: Living to see another day: -1,000,000 points for humanity.

I bet Rant didn't even read the thread before posting that.

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.

Awesome.

I'd pay to see Hoff fight Bryant Reeves in anything.

Looks like the oil companies are the ones who will win Ben Stein's Money. Ugh.

You thought about that waaay too much. I want some goddamn eggs.

So you can lose to a dude with 56 posts? Fine by me.

I'd fuck Malibu. Carnival would be too busy bragging to all of his online friends that he actually got some, whereas Chave wouldn't appreciate it. Malibu looks like he's been pussified enough that he'd at least make breakfast before he left, though I'm sure he'd try to remain friends.

It's more of a demand.

Right there I know you're lying in your post. Don't overexaggerate your abilities. Go ahead and ask someone as to what the big word means.