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  1. Sandman9000

    Dixie Carter is

    Well, in that picture, she isn't wearing oversized glasses, making a kissy-face towards the camera, drunk as fuck, or looking like her IQ is single digits. So she's out of Mole's league, hence the low rating.
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    What's Up with the Main Page?

    Too bad I have to stab him now.
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    I'm physically attached to wrestling.

    Oh, what the fuck ever. I'm sorry? WHEREZ YER GAWDDAMM COLUMNN?
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    What's Up with the Main Page?

    No offense to Rudo, but the next person to say "Blogennium" gets stabbed. As for running one of those regularly, they're harder then they look. I'd know, I tried it myself. You'll have a couple of people who are overly dedicated to it, and a host of others who will fade in and out. And fuck a wrestling blog.
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    Forget WoW, join KoL!

    Apologies for the bump, but has anyone ascended six times and not in ronin that wants to buy me a three-tiered cake from the gift shop and send it to me so I can get a trophy? Full reimbursement, of course, along with some buffage.
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    hi im new!

    ..... Looks like that's another month in the "poster education process."
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    WHO IS THAT BITCH ON THE VGA COMMERCIAL?!?

    for what? you think I flirt with her, whatever, think what you will, what can I do about it? Don't mind ^this guy. It's in his blood to flirt with any white bird that comes on by.
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    hi im new!

    Back in my day, we just called that hazing, and everything was fine. Until CWM accidentally killed a n00b and Dames cracked down on that kind of stuff. Now, you can't even force a new pledge/poster to spell-check his stuff without some kind of backlash from the mod staff. Also, back in my day, we walked ten miles both ways to post. Uphill. In the snow. Though in Dave's day, you had to fight dinosaurs as well.
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    hi im new!

    My double posts > your double posts.
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    hi im new!

    You suck.
  11. Sandman9000

    H00f's first column for TSM

    you're boobs lol up down right left A B game genie FUCKING OLD PEOPLE DON'T SPIN WHEN YOU HAVE 75 AND TWO PEOPLE BEHIND YOU! Fuck studying for finals.
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    Why do they let old people on

    Then H00f got kicked out of the casino for punching out the machine once it showed an old person spinning the big wheel for him.
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    Hoff sucks

    That's what the guy eating the giant burger did, too. No silverware there!
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    H00f's first column for TSM

    Hoff writes the column like normal, but be-cuz his finger are soooo fat, he hits 3-5 keys at once and has to go back and delete all of the excess letters. That takes him a week. lolz h00f is teh pfat 1 your'e
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    Why do they let old people on

    New rule: if you bet less then $100 more then what the person in front of you just bet, you have to escape from the parking lot with your prizes. Also, in the event you win some kind of motor vehicle, you aren't allowed to use that in your escape. See how many people pull bitch moves now. TPIR attendants roll in fucking packs, maaaaan.
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    WHO IS THAT BITCH ON THE VGA COMMERCIAL?!?

    Hoff's denying the Game Genie truth.
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    Why do they let old people on

    Hoff while watching TPIR
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    WHO IS THAT BITCH ON THE VGA COMMERCIAL?!?

    Hoff needed a Game Genie to beat Contra. Still does.
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    Internet d. Math

    http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/ I wish I had thought to use this during my schooling. Fuck adding and multiplying letters and shit.
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    The admin sucks thread

    I believe this deserves its own thread. Everyone come post here and call the admin names and make him feel sad about himself, and then take it out on us. He'll warn us and we'll feel nothing but shame. I'll start. Admin sucks. You continue.
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    The admin sucks thread

    My favorite LiM moment came from that media thread, where he couldn't figure out which side of the argument he was for.
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    How retarded do you have to be...

    I didn't know H00f had cancer.
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    Myspace suicide note.

    One my friends made: http://picardmyspacesuicide.ytmnd.com/
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    nobody likes admin.

    admin sux
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