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    I'll start, you follow.

     

    Other than myself, Gary Thorne. Just wasn't the same for this year's NHL Finals without Thorne speaking 100MPH.

     

    He also refuses to use one of those headsets when calling baseball, for whatever reason, but I've called baseball like that before and it works fairly well.

     

    Now you add. ADD!

     

    EDIT: Forget to add this in earlier. Explain your choices. I haven't heard of some of these people, and I want to know as to why their good. No LISTMANIA~! in my thread.

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    Best of the hidden track from GH1, I'll take "Decontrol" by Drist. It's made me a fanboy for that band.

     

    As for the sequel, I'll take "Angel of Death" over "Raining Blood", just for the dueling solos in multiplayer. I could also see "Peace Sells" just for the base play in multiplayer.

     

    I'll also be surprised if "Eruption" isn't a boss song in some way or form.

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    Here's more jobs where I probably don't meet the qualifications, despite being smarter then half the station put together. Or at least the person writing the ad.

     

    Long Island’s Number One Hit Music Station 106.1 BLI is looking for a “super producer!” Faster than a speeding bullet when it comes to coming up with ideas and booking the hottest celebrity guests and interviews. More powerful than a locomotive when it comes to dealing with the pressure of a live show, producing and executing major market on-air bits. We are building a winning morning show and we need someone with a winning attitude. Are you a prep machine? Have incredibly strong production skills? Are you a self starter with strong organizational skills? Do you know how to relate things to 18-34 year old women? Have you been called a radio geek at least once in your life?! Then we want to talk to you. We want passionate people live for the show and will do whatever it takes to win.

     

    Here are some other “super powers” we’d like to see:

     

    Great at screening calls

    Producing morning show remotes/events

    Great computer skills

    Edit digitally and build an audio library

    Writing skills a plus/being funny even better

    A big old rolodex with contacts would rock

     

    Please, we need “super producer” right away so if you think this is you, email us NOW at [email protected] or mail us your stuff to 106.1 BLI, 555 Sunrise Highway West Babylon, NY 11704. Attn: Nancy Cambino

     

    We are an EOE employer and encourage qualified people from all backgrounds to inquire.

     

    Last I heard, being "super" in Long Island got you nothing but a broken jaw. Man, them times are a changin'.

     

     

     

    Part-time call screeners needed for liberal talk radio network, Air America Radio. Must be articulate, have great phone etiquette and have basic interest in current events. Resumes are to be submitted to Michael Shapira at [email protected]. Piquant, LLC is an equal Opportunity Employer.

     

    They have listeners, much less listeners who want to call? Wow.

     

     

     

    If you are versatile, have at least one year of experience, reliable and wanna WIN!!!

     

    Apparently jobs are prizes now. Too bad the market is the crane game.

     

     

     

    Time Is Running Out For You To Get Us Your Stuff To Be Considered To Be The Next Night Star On 93.5 The Wolf In Evansville, Indiana. Can You Give Us A Country Night Show With CHR Attitude? Send Your Aircheck And Resume To [email protected]. South Central Radio Is An Equal Opportunity Employer!!!

     

    Why am I not surprised it's the Indiana station that greatly offends my eyes? 0-2 for Indiana, 0-2,000,000 if I count Alfdogg.

     

     

     

    KOVC--Dakota Country Network, based in Valley City, ND, as a full-time opening in our evening on-air position. The shift is from 5-9 p.m., and has included a two hour sports-talk show from 5-7. It could continue for the right person. Other duties include high school football and basketball play-by-play, production, paid remotes, and we'd like some versatility, as we are on the grow soon.

     

    Good salary, paid vacation, every other weekend off, and other perks and benefits available. This position will open in 2 1/2 weeks, so I need to hear from you now. E-mail to [email protected] or snail to KOVC 136 Central Ave. N, Valley City, ND, 58072. Of course, EOE.

     

    Christ, I might actually go for this...

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    One guy wrecks his cycle on Monday and another gets a DWI the next day. What white superstar from a snobby school is going to crash a plane tomorrow?

     

    If I'm a Stanford baseball player, I'm hiding in my basement tomorrow.

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    KDKA out of Pitts. is reporting that Roethlisberger wasn't wearing a helmet.

     

    When asked to comment, Mike Holmgren muttered, "I bet they'll somehow call us for holding on this..." and wandered off.

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    More ads from jobs that won't give me the time of day.

     

    David Letterman – Condoleezza Rice – Joe Montana

     

    All came through Indiana on their way to success! Coincidence? We think not.

     

    Ironically enough, all three had their greatest success when not in Indiana. I think I can skip that middle step.

     

    And notice how I didn't even make an Alfdogg joke!

     

     

     

    Over the next 3 months we will be losing some people due to family matters, so we will be looking for at least 2 new people.

     

    Successful candidates will have an airshift and could possible also serve as Prod Dir, Imaging Dir or even Assistant PD. We want the right people on the air, and then we'll see if you have interest in other areas, so the aircheck you send is all-important.

     

    We are looking for warm, mature, friendly adult communicators for our 3-time Station of the Year KXOJ in Tulsa, OK. If you love the midwest, great pay and a winning environment send your tape and resume to [email protected] EOE. No Calls please.

     

    I was wondering where the AIDS Monster had wandered off to. Guess we found him.

     

     

    Media sales experience a huge plus, so is being from the southern shore area of New Jersey and knowing your way around our beaches!

     

    Folks, being from Jersey is never a positive in anything. Don't let this ad fool you.

     

     

     

    Radio Announcer Wanted In Heaven

    Drive Time Air talent wanted for an award-winning family-oriented Hot AC radio station in northeastern Vermont.

     

    Well, that's a blatant lie.

     

     

     

     

    More of these as my resume becomes the best punchline in the industry.

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    YOU MONKEY SHITS DESERVE A STAPLER TO YOUR MOUTHS. QUIT BREATHING OUR AIR, BOW DOWN, AND SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT BEFORE WE BREAK YOUR SKULL INTO PIECES. YOU PISS-DRINKING SLUTS CAN ALL GO TO HELL.

     

    This sounds like something I would write. But I don't remember writing it.

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    Punch Out wasn't popular in Japan?

     

    Japan loves the face-punching. Besides, it's one character to play as a couple of run-in dudes. Not asking for a lot.

     

    Now I have a mental image of Little Mac smashing his fist into Pikachu's jaw with a Falcon Punch-like uppercut, complete with original 8-bit sound effects. Admittedly, it sounds pretty damn cool.

     

    Damn straight.

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    Motherfucking Little Mac. Seriously, it shouldn't be that hard.

     

    Also, put in some of the other boxers are random attacks, like the Pokemon. King Hippo, Bald Bull, Mr. Sandman, Super Macho Man, and Glass Joe (as a dud attack). Grab a boxing glove, one of them pop out, do their special attack, but can be knocked out of it. (You know what I'm talking about with Bald Bull.)

     

    This is a no-brainer. I will not accept any arguments against this as valid.

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    Here is where I post the best radio ads I've seen lately and wonder why they won't return my calls. Okay? Okay!

     

    Positive Hits-Z88.3 and RadioY.com, owned and operated by Central Florida Educational Foundation, Inc., a non-profit Christian organization, is in search of a highly motivated, detail-oriented, energetic and dependable team player that eats breathes and sleeps donor relations. A degree with an emphasis in Public Relations or 3 to 5 years comparable experience is preferred.

    Please submit resume’ and a cover letter containing a brief personal testimony or statement of your faith in Christ, to:

     

    Human Resources

    Positive Hits-Z88.3

    1065 Rainer Drive

    Altamonte Springs, FL 32714-3847

     

    Or, email: [email protected]. For more details please go to the Employment link at Zradio.org. No phone calls please. Minorities and women are encouraged to apply. EOE. Posting end date: 6/9/2006

     

    I don't see how "Christian broadcasting" and "sleep donor relations" goes together. Oh wait, now I do.

     

     

     

    Oldies 700, WGZS, EOE is searching for a SALES GURU to head up it's sales team in DOTHAN, ALABAMA! Beautiful town, laidback, needs a FIRECRACKER TO POUND THE STREETS looking for business! Are YOU a go-getter? Are you just a little 'different' then your co-workers? Do you think outside the box but can still make it work right for our clients? CAN YOU DRIVE A PROMOTION OUT OF THE PARK? If that is YOU, RUSH your resume RIGHT NOW to JOHN at [email protected]

     

    If you want to work SMARTER instead of harder, E-MAIL it TODAY! Don't wait this position will NOT last long!

     

    WGZS is an EOE.

     

    Apparently, when you WORK FOR AN OLDIES station, you have to RANDOMLY CAPITALIZE SHIT so that the old people CAN READ them!

     

     

     

    Understand please that this position WILL NOT transition into full-time news anchor or reporter at KSL. It is intentionally designed. You will continue to kick serious can in both roles, unless and until you are promoted to news management or take a job at KFI.

     

    So, I can take a job where they tell me up front that there's no hope of promotion? HOT DAMN HERE'S TWENTY OF MY RESUME JOB NOW PLZZZZZZ!

     

     

     

    Ok, so we can’t hire you to live and work in the Cayman Islands, but we still want you to be a part of our team.

     

    Well, fuck you too then.

     

     

     

    99X in Atlanta is looking for an individual or team to wake-up one of the nation's premiere cities. If you are a Howard wanna be, you go for the low hanging fruit and you still think strippers in the studio are good radio, you are not our show...although Sirius might hire you. If you think you have the goods to help 5 million people navigate mind-numbing traffic every morning, read on.

     

    Let's take a little test. Question 1) Are you funny, creative and clever? Question 2) Have you ever been before a Grand Jury? Question 3) Do you enjoy live reads?

     

    If you or your show answered yes to question #1 why the hell are you in radio? If you're totally confused send your package to: Rob Roberts, Chief Career Counselor, Cumulus Atlanta, 780 Johnson Ferry Road, 5th Floor, Atlanta GA 30342. Please don't send cookies or small pets.

     

    Cumulus Broadcasting is an Equal Opportunity Employer

     

    I don't even know where to begin here. I will say that I'm shocked that a radio station won't accept baked goods. When anyone brings desert into where I work, we hover around it like vultures until we all strike.

     

     

     

    I'll post more later. I have a long day of working part-time ahead of me tomorrow.

     

    EDIT: Pretend the quote function works. I have no clue why it doesn't, other then that it's Mole's fault.

     

    Fixed quotes tags. -Mod

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    The iTrip was a pain in the ass, but the Roadtrip is pretty cool. It's a lot more stable, and keeps a pretty consistent sound. It's basically a dock that plugs into the cigarette lighter. I can't recall if the sound is much better than the tape deck, but the fact that it holds the iPod in place and charges it as well is pretty nice.

     

    I'll vouch for the road trip. Only time I had a problem with the signal was traveling across states, and whomever is running on the frequency I was using was interfering with my signal. Go up the dial a hair, and I was fine.

     

    I was digging mine up until it got jacked from my car last week. I still gotta get my lock fixed. Motherfuckers.

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    Ann Coulter's legs sell books.

     

    And her hands can palm them length-wise.

     

     

    "You evoke 9/11 to justify domestic plunder and imperialistic aggression worldwide!"

     

    "Interesting perspective. Please go on."

     

    An actual journalist could handle something like that without calling the kid a disgrace to his father or whatever.

     

    An actual journalist wouldn't get themselves into that situation in the first place.

     

    O'Reilly isn't a journalist; he's a entertainer. Journalism's dead, folks. It died the second ratings came into the equation of news reporting.

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    This season, thus far, has been nothing but sloppy fights with fighters that can't end fights. People don't want to watch that.

     

    The last two seasons were sloppy fights with people who can't end fights as well. Along with whatever homoerotic challenge they came up with. Yet the ratings are still there.

     

    Wanna take another swing at it?

     

    EDIT: I mean, if four Rashad fights didn't kill the series off, this season won't either.

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