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  1. cbacon

    Summerslam Press Conference

    I figured it would be something obvious. the WMXX password was "Mania". So im gonna go on a limb here and guess "Slam". Hot?
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    Summerslam Press Conference

    So.....what's the word on the SummerSlam pre-sale?
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    Summerslam Press Conference

    SummerSlam ticket info is now up on ticketmaster.ca WWE - Summerslam Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ON Sun, Aug 15, 2004 07:45 PM Price | seating chart CA $25.00 - CA $400.00 The presale goes on sale for Bell mobile users Thursday at 10 am and Friday at 10 am for Smackdown fans, which i assume are ticket holders for tonights show. General admission sales begin Saturday at noon. Anyone who knows of any of the presale passwords, help a fellow smark out
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    Summerslam Press Conference

    I may go, but i'm really not up for the task of sitting through Smackdown. Im hoping this pre-sale SummerSlam tickets issue is a password that will work it's way down the grapevine...
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    Best NA Match Tournament

    1)Austin vs Rock wm 17 32)hhh vs jericho fully loaded 00 49)hbk/austin vs owen/buldog raw 5/26/97 48)hbk/deisel vs kid/razor action zone 57)bret vs hbk wm12 40)austin vs hhh no way out 01 9)angle vs benoit rumble 03 24)austin vs benoit smackdown 5/01 4)bret vs austin wm13 29)pilman vs liger superbrawl 2 52)hogan vs warriar wm6 20)hhh vs foley no way out 00 5)bret vs owen wm10 37)flair vs vader starcade 93 12)savage vs warriar wm7 21)bret vs perfect summerslam 91 3)rey vs eddie halloween havoc 97 34)bret vs benoit 10/4/99 50)hhh/austin vs benoit/jericho 5/21/01 46)flair vs savage wm8 7)savage vs steamboat wm3 38)rock vs foley rumble 99 54)hbk vs jericho wm19 42)bret vs buldog summerslam92 22)10 man tag canadian stampede 55)benoit vs raven souled out 98 39)flair vs windham worldwide 1/20/87 6)hhh vs hbk vs benoit wm20 47)owen vs buldog 2/26/97 51)rey/edge vs angle/benoit no mercy 02 35)rey vs ultimo dragon world war 3 96 2.)bret/austin 96
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    best match tournament

    Triple H vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels (WMXX) Canadian Stampede 10 man tag (Canadian Stampede) Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect (SummerSlam 91) Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle (Royal Rumble 2003) Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage (WrestleMania VII) Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior (WrestleMania VI) Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat (WrestleMania III) Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin (WrestleMania XIII) 1992 Royal Rumble Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart (WrestleMania X)
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    The Simpsons

    No, thats only for threads about new episodes. This season is gold.
  8. Raiders of the Lost Ark Terminator 2: Judgment Day Psycho (1960) Goodfellas Rocky Fight Club The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Back to the Future
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    Smackdown Spoilers...

    An overweight non-wrestler and female holding the CW strap in the matter of weeks. How eerily familiar
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    Smackdown Spoilers...

    Jesus Christ. Seriously, who books this shit?
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    Double Duty At Bad Blood?

    hehe. 'duty'
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    TSM Best Ever TV Show Tournament

    Degrassi High Dr. Who Family Guy Monty Python Futurama The Simpsons Transformers (the original) Ren and Stimpy Seinfeld X-Files
  13. Labyrinth Back to the Future Explorers
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    USA POW Beheaded

    Absolutely. I'm completely ready to label anyone who raises a stick at an American soldier or civilian a terrorist. Anyone who's in any way aided the terrorists should meet the same fate. We shouldn't differentiate between terrorists and the pieces of subhuman sewage who help them do their dirty work. Personally, I'd prefer Napalm pits, because that sounds awesome. But shooting everyone like that in the head would be fine with me, also. As long as they all end up dead, I'm not going to quibble overmuch about the means. I agree, just destroy them ass as I've said. I'll take it a step further however. All of those people who beat on dead American bodies, those people who stand in the mobs cheering when we are killed, the people who just straight up cheer on these monsters, I say destroy them also. Have it be they lack the balls to actually fuck with us or not, just standing up for those fuckers is enough to make me call for their deaths. And hunger4unger, with your latest statement you instantly became the stupidest shit in the history of this forum, congrats. If that's the case shouldn't thousans of American soldiers responsible for the death of thousands of Iraqi's be 'destroyed' as well?
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    Daddy, why did we invade Iraq?

    Exactly.
  16. Although obvious, it's interesting/scary to know that millions in the West have this thinking mentality. Apologies if this has already been posted at some point... http://develnet.org/ThisAndThat/DaddyWhyDi...aveToAttackIraq Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction. Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them. Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq? A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections. Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we? A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election. Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction? A: To use them in a war, silly. Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them? A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves. Q: That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons with which they could have fought back? A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense. Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did. A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway. Q: And what was that? A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country. Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country? A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people. Q: Kind of like what they do in China? A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer. Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people? A: Right. Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured? A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured. Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China? A: I told you, China is different. Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq? A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist. Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad? A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad. Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad? A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured. Q: Like in Iraq? A: Exactly. Q: And like in China, too? A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not. Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor? A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us. Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists? A: Don't be a smart-ass. Q: I didn't think I was being one. A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba. Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement? A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway. Q: What's a military coup? A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States. Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup? A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend. Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate? A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate. Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader? A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan. Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan? A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th. Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th? A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men - fifteen of them Saudi Arabians - hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings in New York and Washington, killing 3,000 innocent people. Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that? A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban. Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands? A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too. Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001? A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs. Q: Fighting drugs? A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies. Q: How did they do such a good job? A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off. Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons? A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread. Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia? A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply. Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too? A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering. Q: What's the difference? A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name. A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends. Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia. A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan. Q: Who trained them? A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden. Q: Was he from Afghanistan? A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man. Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once. A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s. Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about? A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now. Q: So the Soviets - I mean, the Russians - are now our friends? A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either. Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too? A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast. Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do? A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade. Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s? A: Well, yeah. For a while. Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then? A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily. Q: Why did that make him our friend? A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy. Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds? A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend. Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend? A: Most of the time, yes. Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy? A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better. Q: Why? A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless unAmerican Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq? Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right? A: Yes. Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq? A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do. Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night. Q: Good night, Daddy.
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    USA POW Beheaded

    High quality journalism there. Could he sound more juvenile?
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    USA POW Beheaded

    Couldn't have said it better myself. Heck, I doubt Marney could have said it much better. -=Mike This is one clearly misguided individual. I guess he equate Bergs unfortunate death as the same as the 10,000 dead Iraqi's at the hands of the coalation. shame.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Modest Mouse - World at Large
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    Best Strokes Song

    Reptilia
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    Why the Heel Section hate?

    Bastard scammed me on one of those shirts. Payed him the money, but no t-shirt
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    New pics of Sunny

    WOW.... i'd still hit it though
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    Wrestlemania XX DVD.

    Which is why i;ll try to buy it...maybe two. Although you think they could add on the post match Benoit celebration too...
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    Who's REALLY excited...

    I'm so excited, i just can't hide it
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