Art Sandusky

I love this sudden uncontrollable anger gimmick Orton's got. HHH looked like he was trying to take a dump, or it was really chilly in the building.

YES! She took it well too.

Come on Steph, show your love for the business with a boot to the head.

The McMahon family, now with 50% more concussions!

"This was unsanctioned, but there wasn't supposed to be any interference!" I like how that ignores Stephanie calling someone in to help Shane.

Fortunately, Shane took a bunch of time-release cocaine caplets before the match.

I'm relieved that Shane McMahon was able to make such a speedy recovery and get back into ring shape, personally.

I'm surprised you're able to post with all the dick in your mouth and ass. Fucker.

Slightly more mobility than a parapalegic.

"If he don't listen to ya, ya gotta slap him!" (pops horse) That's awesome.

If the US President had as much power then as he has today, you'd be justified in that. At the time, we were a brand new player on the European stage and the French/British combo was furious with Germany and a little scared. Look at the western European nations as the reason the East became such a mess and Germany was turned into a vaccum. Imagine how much more of a mess would come out of Russia being at Versailles as well.

So will Shawn or JBL get a "I ended Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak" belt or something? Yeesh. The funny part is I doubt Taker even says anything about it on Friday.

I would have done the same, especially given that goofy smile he had all the way down to the ring.

I just want him to "What?" Austin out of the ring once.

Whoawhoawhoa. Another Street Fighter movie?

That'd be the shit as a heel move, but I dig this.

Legit LOL at "Rowdy Roddy Piper" in flashing text on the titantron when Piper showed up. Like there's a Piper Alert System installed at every arena.

He didn't come out to the arena, but looked just fine backstage. Not even a bruised face or anything!

I thought she had some shit on her bottom lip she was trying to bite off.

Yes! The story behind that is so cool.

Is JTG no longer called JTG like the FU isn't the FU? EDIT: I'm stupid, they were saying "GTS" and I wasn't looking at the screen at the moment.

I was robbed of Cryme Tyme's music. Bullshit!

I thought Shane was about to tell me that his family's been working on folks' air conditioning for years now, so they're the name to trust. Call 297-1176, and tell 'em ya heard Shane.

Nope, only about a year and a half of college credits. I need to get my college transcript to them, but based on how many hours I think I've got I'll go into basic as a PFC.

I looked on Google, but couldn't find any results for "basement-dwelling fag who wears sandals and metal band shirts with ill-kempt facial hair, and don't forget the lame fucking necklace they've probably got too."