Art Sandusky

My figures are based on independent sites whose data is sometimes as dated as 2005. Some of it might have changed, but I've had to rely on the internet due to my recruiter oftentimes not being able to answer my questions with specifics. Sounds like he's not doing his job, but I'd rather he say "I couldn't tell you" rather than "oh yeah man, you'll be golden" and that not be the case. I just took the ASVAB for the first time on Thursday night, so I don't even know what job the Army would want to stick me in. Ideally I want to be in Civil Affairs or Administrative or Journalism somethingoranother, but I can be persuaded by lotsa cash. The original idea was to be an MP, but a drug arrest keeps me from getting clearances that an MP would require.

Oh, I'll bring it. Cameraphone quality, but it'll be brought. Just wait until I get home all drunk up and come to the board later.

The actual signing bonus in the Army is anywhere from zero to $8,000 depending on your MOS, assuming it's a "regular" one and nothing elite. The other figures they lump in to create those tens of thousands of advertised incentive dollars are represented through tuition assistance/GI Bill benefits, etc. I did until last March when my uncle let me fire his rife and .45 out in the woods. A lot of my issues with guns come from the area I've been raised in, where they're analagous with "goin' off to kill me some animals." I don't mind hunting terrorists.

You need a break from the internet, let alone this folder.

I get that, I meant it more in a rhetorical sense.

This came about as a result of Barack Obama's election, really having nothing else to do and being up to my eyeballs in college debt. I would have done this back in September of 2001, but was in high school until 2002 and saw Iraq coming by the time I graduated. I wasn't about to entrust my life to an administration of madmen perverting the very things that made me want to join the military and protect the greatest country on the planet since I was a kid. Liberals can be patriotic too! Anyway. I've been researching for the last few months, going over each branch (okay, I didn't check the Coast Guard) and its training/amenities/incentives and such. The Navy wants me bad, but nah. The Air Force declared me ineligible because of shitty credit (see above) and a simple possession of marijuana arrest in June of 2007. Marine Corps is what I'd do if I didn't have to take the financials into account to be honest, but a mandatory four years of active duty gives me pause. I'll be signing up for two years, more like two and a half years taking basic training and AIT into account, but am still very very early in the enlistment process. I've made peace with the dangerous elements of the job since I realized I could die in a plain ol' car crash tomorrow. The first three weeks will be the worst, but after that I'll be fine since that's when I finally get a rifle in my hands. I'm excited to come back home that first time and show off the new me.

I just want to know why Republican interests had to be respected if none of them were going to vote for the damn thing in the first place.

What are you talking about? She already posted a picture of it.

G-string-ed ass =/= Nice ass. Shit, shave mine and it's better.

I would seriously hate to be a perpetually menstruating transgender conservative racist too. Come on Bob, let's beef. I got 30-60 minutes to kill.

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It was fun to watch people suck up to a "new owner" that quickly. Really, guys?

And that's a shame, because I love the crap outta his avatar. Who the hell was that originally?

"Venk" = Fagbait.

"Potential TSM feuds." Why are people asking others why King Kamala has no appeal? C'mon man, you (meaning KKC) get crunk up and stupid, channel that into some cheap sex instead of messageboarding.

Of course you'd remember the dude. Nerds can't be trusted with sexuality. I want ALina to buy this place. Really. I'd survive the massive "talent" cuts that would surely go down. That and I'd totally bust all over her face and leave claiming I had work early in the morning. She digs that sorta disposable piece of shit female thing. Ironic considering her mental abilities, but bitch-ass tricks will be bitch-ass tricks s'long as they're raised the good and wholesome Republican way.

Obi Chris Kenobi doesn't have to express that many allegiances in every post. Trim the sig, son.

Hey, that's not ALina.

If being cool was all that mattered to Barron, you think he would have done something about it. EDIT: Dude above me is right. Let's talk about this new guy.

Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

I don't see what the problem was. We need our retards to laugh at. It's what made the old days great, with posters like DJ Jeff, Scott Keith's Biggest Fan, and Incandenza giving us loads of unintentional humor.

What, you don't like doing that?

Man fuck you nigga I'll fuck your ass up

Barron feuds kinda blow. Mine do too, but his are like that video of the two cyclists impotently fighting each other while he puts on a white hood every now and then. Reactionary piece'a shit. Fuck you, Barron.

People also have to maintain said infrastructure, whether it be concrete or a wire. A percentage of the initial job numbers from such projects will be maintained. And have you ever been through the South beyond the interstates? We could damn sure use some investment. Of course my state would refuse help, but hey, whatever. I almost expected that.