Art Sandusky

I think stating a deadline would have been a comment that warranted a thread.

Congrats! :-D

So I hadn't been to TSM in a while and had some time to kill before I went out on Friday night. Naturally, the first place I go is No Holds Barred, the place for precision skewering of posters I'd never heard of by other people who had no lives. It's been a few days, something's gotta be cracking there, I thought. This would be good. So I click on it, seeing that there's a thread about Damaramu. It is that time of the year for him, so I guessed some 18 year old Hawaiian transplant with the apparent constitution of lint felt this annual force of nature for the first time. When a Big XII team and an SEC team love each other very much, Damaramu pops out, a 6'4" cornfed (how'd that happen?!) man-child. Nope, it wasn't that at all. Whew. No, this was far more troubling. My internetting smile turned to an expression of grave concern for this poor woman, barely able to feed herself and having to be restrained when she had an episode. "She should be in an institution, not on a marriage license!" I exclaimed.

If they've lost, they must not be the best. This season was a learning experience and breaking in the new-look, young Packers.

It's just nice to know we've got two wins in the bank when the season starts, that's all.

Ban Agnes?

In a chatroom: That's the kind of shit that'll make his returns weaker later in the game, which is kinda bad when your offense blows. Chicago is kinda retarded.

Haha! Kornheiser wants to know why Chicagoans aren't angry.

Chicago lost when they let us score first. Tsk. Oooooh well!

This was okayish. Angle-Plex was the winner.

The Bears aren't giving up anything on the ground. It's nuts. Both teams seem to have brought the noise on defense, but we've got a good drive going here.

Captain of Outer Space should remain Captain of Outer Space. I hear that female Marines are nasty. I quote: "walking past their barracks was like walking past a fish market."

Old? Is that supposed to be some sort of crack? If you got an itch, then go ahead and scratch it. Runnin' up in here acting all hard and shit. Psh.

San Diego is still alive?! How? Do they still play Denver once more? Ray Lewis is all coked up or something, that man is crazy.

This announcing sounds like the prep school game of the week on your local AM dial. I can't wait for them to plug a lumber outlet.

I think we were going to gangrape Leena. At least I thought that was the point of it.

You'll have to buy a new face. They're kinda expensive.

fite me

Mine are kinda sad, yeah. I was just a sapling then though. So much vim and vigor.

And it never happened. Why remind us?

No one's ever repeated. Hmm. Who was that dashing gent who came back a couple'a months ago and swept us all off our feet once again? We should vote for him.

I just needed you to win, Saints. You couldn't fuckin' do it. Shameful.