Art Sandusky

I wouldn't really call a quick few seconds of video "groveling to wrestling fans." I think your family doesn't vote because it's full of conclusion-jumping retards with unattainable expectations like yourself. Holy crap, candidates pander? Fuck this! This isn't the country I signed up for!

do what now

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/04/rnc...ests/index.html "The police said not to do anything! They deserved it." There, I posted that before the usual random spineless fuck did. "After we've won, we're going to reach out our hand to any willing patriot, make this government start working for you again." What happened to just plain American. Patriot my ass. Fuck you. Saying to the American public that you've been a colossal fuckup and begging for another chance won't cut it. It's no admission of guilt, it's an appeal of indescribably ballsy proportions.

The mod folder does a great job of explaining why. I wanted to unban him until he talked for days about how much he didn't care about TSM. I do agree that Mike's conduct in the Pit did not help his cause at all. But I think he should be unbanned on principle, since other questionable bannings were lifted, and his was very questionable. You're right. It was questionable in how long it took to happen. What a piece of dogshit. People like Mike should be banned from daily life, let alone the internet.

Nah, it's still the Democrats "failing to show a united front."

Sarah Palin attracts the kind of voter who sits around saying "weathermen don't know shit, they can't even tell me if it's going to rain!"

Quick shot of a protester being dragged out. Can't let the show be interrupted. "I was a mayor, our job is to keep the community from being organized in the first place!" When he was doing that stuff you were still teasing your hair and wanting to secede from the country.

This all comes across and sounds like a movie depicting the 2008 Republican National Convention. Mitt fuckin' Romney was the best speaker tonight. EDIT: CAN WE PLEASE STOP MAKING UP DEMOGRAPHICS EVERY FOUR YEARS PLEASE Hockey Mom? Really? The only place that's even going to help is where people are already locked in as Democrats.

Guiliani: "dat nigga got tree hundurt advisorz, lol" On the bright side, Election Day will give us some hard numbers on how many Americans are able to dress and feed themselves.

... are they really chanting this?!

The set for this whole convention is awful. Looks like Guiliani is speaking from Hell on the hard camera.

"Nearly a year ago today, it was the sixth anniversary of 9/11, and someone asked me..." The only Republican that can deliver a laugh line worth a damn is Huckabee. Everyone elses' laugh glands are busted.

What a strange line for the crowd to cheer: "You can fit 250 Delewares into Alaska!"

Romney is bitching about things going downhill since 1980 thanks to liberals. Uh, only eight of those twenty-eight years have had a Democratic president.

I want her speech to be a complete recreation of the opening scene from Patton. She'll just move her lips while George C. Scott inspires Republicans across the land to stride into the jaws of defeat with pride.

How can a regular ol' hootin' and hollerin' fella like yourself wrap your head around the huge professional playbooks and play names? Seems like a big chore to me.

It was overlooked, but whatever. That was old me anyway. That dude had no idea what he was doing.

I'm still catching up, you guys discuss for a while.

From the same party that brought you the Secretary of Homeland Security saying "I only heard about New Orleans being wiped off the map via television a few days later" comes "We Googled her, everything looked okay."

I'm not sure if I approve of our new uniforms. I'm leaning towards yes, but not if the home uniform is all orange. EDIT: A check of UTSports.com shows the base uniform remains the same. Orange pants just on the road? I'm down.

(slaps forehead)

Totally not trying to be a smart ass here, but I know you're a UT fan so here goes: What does the Tennessee squad this year have to offer that they didn't have last year when they got ass raped 45-17? If the Bama squad from last year cut up the UT secondary like Swiss cheese I could only imagine what they will do if they look as good as they did last night. Of course this could all depend on how good Clemson really is, but that will be hard to tell because they play the schedule two vaginas would make in the weeks leading up to Bama playing Georgia. I could feel people jumping on the bandwagon when the game was only 6-0, so I don't want the hype machine to go out of control either. Give us a UT football preview Art, so I'll know what to expect come that last weekend in October. I honestly can't tell you anything until the UCLA game tomorrow night. I also don't want to sound like a pessimist before the Vols put together one of those quiet ten win seasons (including a bowl performance people forget about too). I find it's best to keep my hopes low with this team in terms of a whole season, as the top five preseason ranking in 2005 taught me. On game day I feel like we can beat anyone, natch. Let's go game by game: @ UCLA: Win, but it'll be pretty competitive. UCLA won't have the insane speed that Cal did last year. UAB: Win. Florida: Win. If we're going to beat goddamn Fagshitter Tebow, this is the year. We could lose every game from here on but I'll be golden. @ Auburn: Loss. They'll have that new offense working by the time we come to town. If not, Auburn's fucked. Northern Illinois: Win. I guess. Garrett Wolfe isn't there anymore, right? @ Georgia: Win. I think we just have Georgia's number. Our chances also increase if we lose to Auburn AND Florida. Any time we play Georgia and really need that win, we get it. Missisippi State: Win. Poor Sylvester. Alabama: Win. This is based on nothing besides wanting to kill the hype. @ South Carolina: Win. lol, South Carolina Wyoming: Win. @ Vanderbilt: Loss. Too many wins so far, and a mild shocker on the road is plausible for this team. Kentucky: Win. Kentucky's season will be doing an impression of a man who's had his heart removed. SEC Championship: Loss to either Auburn or LSU. Can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT again, it would seem. This is all way too optimistic, but none of these teams have really played yet except Alabama and come on, we've got that. Alabama looked good last night, but Clemson also looked like they gave up when they came out and got punched in the face, like this was going to be a tackle football game or something. The Georgia game will tell us a lot.

Last time I ever put any hope into ACC swine. Watch everyone get high on Alabama moonshine thanks to the schedule a vagina would make until they play Georgia in a couple of weeks. As soon as they hit conference play they're going to get swatted down by the Georgias and LSUs and Auburns and Tennefuckingsees. Only then, in the end, will the entire Atlantic shoreline (well, the southeast and a bit up in Boston for some reason) implode upon itself. I welcome this new age of an ACC that couldn't screw a pooch if it had a manual. Go Wake Forest.

Same here. That stuff only matters to a point. If she thinks Obama's crazy with nothing else to add (as is the one I'm talking to now), I'm fine with that. That kind of problem can be fixed.

I'm not. Any GM that keeps Marvin needs to be beaten with a sack of babies.