Art Sandusky

What the fuck ever. It's impossible for them to not win the AFC West. They're going to be fine.

Fuck yeah, Monday Night Football that I'll want to see and hear. I'm excited for Alabama/Clemson, and expect Appalachian State to get destroyed. I hope I'm wrong, but you've gotta know that LSU is on full alert for that game, and more fearsome a challenge than Michigan was last year.

I'll fight you, but I'll need a time machine to go to Canadia.

Jewish porn script?

How about "El Kabong!" for MFer. It's a name I really should have taken for myself the moment I thought of it so it's good, natch.

I keep thinking it's Friday night. Weird.

By change, I meant old white guys who act uppity too.

Czech fears change!

This campaign's gonna be a blast. Biden in prime time for a half hour on Wednesday? I'm there.

Jerk isn't always right, but even old people bitch about Republicans now. They don't necessarily want Democrats, but they want something different. Off of pure anecdotal evidence, itself based on seeing thousands of tourists a day, there's simply more excitement for Obama. I've seen people of all age groups and ethnicities wearing shirts or hats or just buttons. Most of them have been over 50 and anywhere from 50-75% of visitors to Charleston are from south of the Ohio and east of the Missisippi. There have been two occasions on which I've seen someone with anything reading "McCain '08" compared to once or twice each day for Obama. Again, not a scientific sample at all, but when the dumbest people on the planet (American tourists) are getting on board with not only a Democrat, but a real one (NOT what Kerry was) that's had all kinds of awful rumors spread about him, its not hard to see where November's going.

No matter what, and this is still internet law, it's HHH's fault. People forgot it when Cena came along. 'Round the same time, RVD/Jericho/Benoit were constantly being skullfucked by booking. Point is, it's not worse than it used to be, I don't think anyway. There are going to be wrestlers that are slurped down and guys who are supposedly keeping them from succeeding.

I couldn't figure that out for a moment. Now I remember what the internet's all about.

I hate coming home every day being sweaty as fuck and smelling like horses, but I still love my job. http://www.oldsouthcarriage.com What's baffling is that our website incorrectly describes our uniforms. They're the uniforms of Citadel cadets of the 1860s, not real Confederate ones.

I'm ignoring all the polls until after the debates. I agree with people saying this'll be like 1980. People weren't sold on Reagan until it was damn near election day.

Correct. The federal government holds highway funding over the heads of states that aren't going along with the latest lobbying crusade. More than just with the drinking age, it's been used to undermine states' rights since the interstate system was created. I'll bet making America the next Britain with lots of coercion to install assloads of video cameras everywhere is next, in the name of public safety or cutting down on speeders (read: fattening coffers) or some shit like that.

Holy shit! SoCon represent! I've been delighted at the recent improvement in the fortunes of The Citadel. Maybe if they make some real noise they'll get the local press they deserve.

I like 20. Nice round number.

pbone. Come on. Marvin, your constant deference to "people who know better" and flagrant self-interest make this shit painful. Did you have a problem with your unsolicited/unearned stimulus check? I mean, you didn't do shit for it, and Americans as a whole footed the bill even though not everyone qualified for it. This is a man who influences my economy (and gets his pay/meals/transport/hookers/whatever from your tax dollars) telling businesses large and small to hold those purse strings tight. You say "fuck the economy, I like getting a raise," on the preconception that people making more money hurts the economy. Who wouldn't? After all, you earned it. Meanwhile, in the land of teenagers and the unskilled, being thrown a bone on minimum wage when their jobs don't offer much in the way of upward income mobility is a terrible idea? It's not like they're being brought up to parity with your job. You're acting like a homeless guy took the whole feast when he only grabbed a couple of cocktail wieners.

<<< Music Dork. Okay.

I'm so using this if the opportunity comes up.

This is going on the top of my back: Not completely across the whole thing, but about as wide as my shoulder blades. EDIT: I voted for red n' yellow.

I mean, really.

This was the first thing that occurred to me when I saw the thread title.

I don't really remember anything I do on the internet these days, and I like it that way. Sorry, Matt. I'll think of you every time I see scrawny dudes with goatees in wrestling crowds.