Art Sandusky

Pretty much. You read 'em out loud to yourself as he'd say it and it's a riot. Not so much in text form.

Well all right then, thanks for the info. Weird people.

Who?

Saskatchewan looks like Canada's Kansas. Ew.

Hey, I agree with him on something sort of.

Why would you have stale bread anyway? Toss that shit.

Ooh, one instance out from the four years he was supposed to be Mr. Super Duper Evil Guy, and it did so much for Batista! HHH beating Goldberg was a shock because there was no reason for it to happen. Goldberg was worthless from that point on.

So you're just going to keep yapping non-stop until he croaks? Sounds like a bit too much of a commitment.

That's kinda funny, because none of HHH's megaheel antics after his first quad tear got as much heat as Edge's opportunistic title wins.

I'd buy that. EDIT: the Vick = Vince Carter comparison, that is.

http://cpmunk.ytmnd.com/ Does anyone have any idea where the picture came from?

I miss the old X Division belt, but they look pretty good overall.

A First Blood match on free TV, between Daniels and Sting? Ooooookay.

The celebrating by people now will be dwarfed by the collective kegger people in this country will have when Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton pass on. I'm not even particularly Christian myself, but if I were an actual practicing churchgoer I would despise the guy. I'm not happy he's dead, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't sort of relieved. Besides, whether his vitriol towards anyone who wasn't him or his followers had some merit or not he found out real quick when he showed up at the gates. I view Christianity to be a benevolent faith built upon love for your common man. Jerry Falwell was the opposite of this and, whether you like the comparison or not, him and others of his kind that are still with us (Pat Robertson, I'm looking at you) were/are the same as the radical Muslim clerics that lead their own armies. The only difference is that when you see a tape released to Al-Jazeera filled with religious rhetoric there isn't a number at the bottom of the screen to call and contribute to their cause. This is not to say that evangelical priests and ministers are the same as their counterparts who call on the death of entire races or groups, but theologically they're on the same level. EDIT: Oh, and a big ol' posthumous FUCK YOU for saying that about Billy Graham.

"How do we get back to Ronald Reagan's Morning in America?" Are they serious? Most debate moderators have the decency to not speak for me.

With his new look, I wouldn't want to touch the guy if I was wrestling him. Snitsky just looks gross. Like the Boogeyman, I can't watch when he's on, and that was before Snitsky took on the discolored teeth. He reminds me of someone that just escaped from their Matrix pod, dripping with sweat and drool and lord only knows what else.

That's what he does. I thought it was a rather obvious problem.

Yes, but we never get to interact with the porn.

Remember kids, if you happen upon someone who's dancing up a storm and flinging themselves around, STAY AWAY

But seriously, that kid fuckin' flew. Crazy.

Whoops.

Not like you'd be included in this anyway. You're bad and all, make no mistake, but not completely without tiny merits.

Well, Edge did work two matches last night before that, so the length isn't shocking.