Art Sandusky

Yes. Yes it would. This is taking science into account which we're not supposed to do, but I imagine all five in our night sky at once would be something of a rare event. We'd probably also be a more pagan civilization with no less than six heavenly bodies to worship.

ABOBO will forever be the best videogame-inspired gimmick. This one's kinda queer.

Had Lex really won in 2000, we'd invade other planets using B13 technology instead of just regular ol' countries like Iraq! He probably would've vaporized Afghanistan after 9/11 and covered it up as a Pakistani nuclear test gone horribly wrong. EDIT: ... I need help.

Damn. She's cute too.

Didn't you leave?

I'm staying in to avoid the crowds. Not feeling up to it this year. That and a 12-pack will end up being cheaper for me than having four or five beers at a bar, and each of those beers would take twenty minutes to order. There's just nowhere big enough around here to not be choked with people to the point where it's impossible to do anything other than stand outside and smoke, and you can't have drinks on the street here. I'll probably make up for it and more next year.

The only time I've had to replace a phone from a breakage/mishap was when I dropped one in the toilet. That's it. Shame too, as I loved the shit out of that phone. Hot pink Samsung M510. Mmmhmm. The camera still worked, but the display was knackered and calling/internet was dead.

Outside of the Stephanie cameo, HHH/Orton has gotten a decent build, but nothing feels Wrestlemania-worthy outside of UT/Michaels. I can't even care about MITB this year, even though the guys involved will kill themselves.

Damn. I was really hoping for Peppers to show up in green and gold.

Clearly, that was the plan.

To be specific, I'm curious to read how President Luthor came to be (outside of attempting to rebuild Gotham). That and whatever's been happening since the Birthright story arc (along with the whole Birthright collection since it's been a while). If there are any sort of "landmark" storylines pre-Crisis that'd be cool too. I've got the 90s down pat thanks to your downloads and my own searching.

Shepard Smith is a mole inside Fox News on behalf of real journalists. Remember, during the Katrina crisis he was the guy in New Orleans being shouted down by Sean Hannity while trying to tell the public (rather, the Fox News watching public) that it was a horrible situation down there. I'll bet he gets canned within the year, unable to stand the bullshit anymore.

Oh, no contradiction taken from it. The current GOP mould of "conservatism" despises the working poor as well as the unemployed. Won't stop the white working poor who live in rural areas from voting for them though! Refer to my answer to AoO's Question of the Day on "who would you kill?" for more details.

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 8. Xavier Cromartie Xavier's Somali news thread is fascinating, fuck the haters. Goldengreek also pulled the "you're a buncha losers!" card, which doesn't work if you're already posting on the board for a long time. 4. KOAB 5. theone "The One" is my current favorite Kylie song. That and I don't get KOAB's appeal, honestly. Wouldn't have nominated him for the tournament, but he's here so yeah. 3. YKRG 6. Jerichoholic82 Maybe if YKRG wins I'll find out what the name means. 2. TaigaStar 7. NoCal Mike That avatar of you fresh from the shower (so it looked) was inexcusable. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 8. JN News Why not. 4. pbone 5. EricMM Eric's been pounding the CE pavement since you were in middle school, boy-o. 3. AmDragFan 6. Twisted Intestine I gave Twisted crap back in the day, but he seems to have matured into a decent poster. 2. bob_barron 7. Milky LOL BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 8. HarleyQuinn No beef with Roho, I just appreciate Harley's D1-A posts. 4. Chazz 5. Matt Young Who? 3. Jingus 6. Czech FUN FACT: I'm friends with Jingus on Facebook. Maybe that's why he didn't think the thread about him wasn't genuine. Still, Czech's in charge and you don't cross the boss. 2. Marvin 7. DarKnight Marvin isn't here to defend himself anymore, and was only really awful in CE. Sure there were loads of unnecessary Baltimore-related posts in Sports, but if he didn't make them who would? The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 8. Cartman EHME's startlingly civil in the chat, maybe that's why he wants people to come there so badly. 4. Gary Floyd 5. Porter Porter left, so I'm keeping continuity and voting for people who are still active. 3. Y2Jerk 6. Lord of the Curry You're everything I can't stand about TSMers, and that's a shoot. Stuff that in your UFC pipe and smoke it. Oh wait, you probably already did. 2. Enigma 7. CWM I couldn't vote against Dave Cobainwalker (oooooold reference to Board Wars, episodes IV-VI).

Man, fuck you. I should have nominated you five times, now that I think about it.

I'm not allergic to anything I know of, but lately the weirdest thing's been happening. I'll be fine and clear and breathing easy, but then I take a shower and I'm stuffy and sneezing for hours afterwards. I couldn't possibly be allergic to water, so I'm ascribing it to the wild temperature changes (near 80F one day, 45F the next) and humidity of where I live.

Racism. We don't take to kindly to slopes 'round these parts. No no no, we don't take kindly to hipsterfags 'round these here parts. Ohshi...

More like GAYGAS.

I just want a Reality Check shirt. The other thing that popped into my head was that his WCW music was vastly inferior to his WWF music.

A girl named Rocky? Yikes.

I just figured these days it was the alternative to "sitting on your ass and waiting for a check from the gov'ment."

Has a team from a major conference ever had go through the play-in game?

A lot of them were wrestling-related, but at least by the summer/fall there were DJ Jeff/Cutthroat/whoever threads. Oh, and when The Brain first showed up. I'm surprised you can see 2002 threads, when I did a search for all the threads I've started the 2003 board crash seemed to be the beginning point.

Metal Ed 2.0?

For someone like me who only ventures in here if I sees a topic on the front page that piques my interest, yes, yes it was. 'sides, I'm not sitting here examining all of the company's releases. A Savage collection's big news, especially given his history with the promotion.