Art Sandusky

When you first speak to Matt it's surprising, but it was more surprising back in the day when he had the girlish figure of a meth fiend.

That boat sailed years ago.

Serious question that doesn't warrant a thread: Is the idea of "killing a town" by laying a complete egg of a show invalid now with regards to WWE? I know I've personally never let a crappy show in Charleston deter me from coming to the next, but the only really bad shows we've had were the Ass Cream and Bischoff Gets Dumped Raws. DrVenkman mentioned the SkyDome Raw and that would generally be seen as crapping all over the home crowd, although not on the same level as the annual JR humiliation in Oklahoma. Still, I haven't seen an instance in the years since things bottomed out where a crap show lead to a smaller crowd later.

"Owie owie owie."

Maybe not every rank n' file bombstrapper pays attention to our political scene, but surely higher-ups do.

Bad reasoning. Moral conservatism has shut down far more things than the opposite. Crossfire was also on its last legs near the end anyway. Moving it in front of a live audience (the worst idea ever for a political debate show) was the death knell. This was back when America lusted for the wisdom of Cavuto and Gibson in the afternoons for some bizarre reason.

HTQ's lucky that he never manages to piss off people who have the ability to breathe with their mouth closed.

One of my favorite three now, easily.

Solaris, Magnolia, and A.I. My collection isn't really big.

Luckily, I glanced at my current address bar before clicking that link. Almost got me!

These things could launch tactical nuclear weapons on battlefields. Think about how many fuckin' nuclear devices exist if that peezy little launcher is carrying one.

Pro. wrestling That shit hasn't been fixed yet, fuck.

Wow. I'm going to go try this now and report back. EDIT: Didn't work. I guess we've got good locks.

Haha, Trailer Park Boys. Awesome. I can't wait for the Human Tornado/Trailer Park Boys feud. Also: "What a huge shot! What a huge shot! What a huge shot! What a huge shot!" And: "All this destruction that's already here making a bigger mess of this mess we're in!" Thank the good lord that this is edited to be as exciting as possible to watch, because the commentary is absolutely heinous. This makes ROH sound like Ventura/Monsoon. OH GOD ANOTHER ONE: "Does this mean I can win something if I pin you?" This is MTV doing wrestling... HOLY CRAP THE CASKET JUST BLEW UP Their TLC match is much more appropriate. This promotion is serious fun, and only takes up a half hour of your week. Perhaps they've discovered the secret, since their entire 30 minutes is equivalent to the good you're going to see on any other one or two hour show thanks to the editing.

Watermelon Extra. Oh yeah.

Sign Moss and I swear I'll bolt for the Jets. I've already got lots of green crap, it'd work.

So much for ever popping in at her place when I go out west in a few months.

Speed Racer?!?!

Me too, but I fear for the safety of the guy if he's legit. He could easily "disappear" somehow before the major outlets pick it up.

I'm going to be the President. Are you going to be the President?

This is 100% incorrect. This is 100% correct.

IDRM said "Oh man, I'm on drugs right now" first, not me.

It's weird as hell to not have any pinned topics in Sports.