Art Sandusky

I thought this would be a good place to meet the regulars. You gotta problem with that? Wouldn't the regulars at a wrestling messageboard be in the wrestling folders? I only watch WWE occasionally, and I realized very quickly that most of the people there are idiots. I did however find that the other folders such as here, General, Sports, and Entertainment, were all high activity folders too. Out of the four I thought this would be a good place to start posting. You got any more questions, Magnum? Three questions, actually. Isn't my car awesome? Does my chest hair worry you? Didn't Mr. Baseball rock it?

Age, schmage. I seriously doubt Marney would be a big fan of going to any kind of techno event, unless her wife happens to like it, which is probably unlikely.

^ Oh man, you said, "Godd"! :::points and laughs::: OMG GOD HOW COME DID HE SAY GODD~ I miss DJ Jeff.

Hmmm...you look so good when you talk forcefully. Go mack on Buffybeast or something. You're too late to muscle in on this one, boy. Buffybeast isn't my type. Then go after Marney. I'm sure you can crack the Lesbian Conversion Code. It's like the Konami code, you just have to substitute sexual positions in place of up, down, left, and right.

I thought this would be a good place to meet the regulars. You gotta problem with that? Wouldn't the regulars at a wrestling messageboard be in the wrestling folders?

Hmmm...you look so good when you talk forcefully. Go mack on Buffybeast or something. You're too late to muscle in on this one, boy.

Is there a reason all of your posts have been in the Hardcore folder?

NCAA Football 2003 has been pretty good to me. Of course I created a team (starting with Defensive Genius or whatever it is that has you with an amazing defense and mediocre offense), but I'm eight seasons in with the University of the Underground Ravers, so that first group of guys is totally gone (of course, half of the team left since they were all seniors). I've gotten eight straight National Championships with seven losses over the last eight years. I took Duke's place on the national schedule, and always schedule the highest ranked available team for my non-conference games. I got to #2 in the BCS despite a 10-2 record (excruciating losses to Michigan and Oklahoma). No idea what you guys are doing wrong.

I dunno, the line "I'm gonna knock her up really really hard!" is difficult to overrate.

(posting from the plane while answering his CELL PHONE~) I'm somewhere over Illinois now, soon this thread will be the farthest thing from your mind.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I am THERE.

I missed ya, Danny boy.

He'll call her cooch "glistening," and he'll use it as "her glistening invitational fleshen valley." I say New Year's Eve too.

What'd I miss? I was over at various car sites looking at the FIRST EVER 2005 MUSTANG PRODUCTION PICTURES!!!!!!! "DO ME!"

Is that possible? Yes. Holy shit, it is? (bans Damaramu) WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BANNING NOISE!! Not many realize this, but banning someone has the same sound as a truckload of watermelons being sucked through a jet engine.

Whoa now, you two aren't alone. I was just watching the Kylie "Santa Baby" performance that finished downloading finally. And Damaramu, you're so just going out of your way to kill any mood.

You're perfectly correct. My avatar > Marney's. Thank you for your response. [© Kotzenjunge Form Letters Inc.]

That's it, I'm doing a Citizen's Ban on Dama from this thread.

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you. *is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........* Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES! That certainly killed it. Don't blame me! Blame 3 legs over here! Blame me? What did I do?

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you. *is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........* Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES! That certainly killed it.

We already had one, sort of. Someone find where IDRM posted the link to his cybering with Yuna.

You know AoO, I can link you to the SayHey Kylie forums, where you can get yourself a nice, shiny Kylie avatar of your own.

Why is Damaramu still in this thread? It's all about the new couples now. (has Zack use MOD POWERS~ to make it a user-exclusive thread)

Indeed. It's like cyber-Viagra. I'm growing a third leg just reading it. I already HAD a third leg. "Did he say funky BUTT-lovin'?" <---- Best quote from a 90s family film.

And you remember what I said about DA LADIEZ~ seeing a white light when I go, because it's like heaven (that and... ah, it's too graphic). And I KNOW you did not "Booyah" me.