Art Sandusky

His title was President...

Tara Reid looks like a callous bitch.

You'll make Devin Townshend cry.

Bidding begins at 2 bucks. *Raises Hand*

Someone needs to dig up the Avril board invasion. THAT was done proper.

"You've never contributed anything to this board" has got to be one of the dumbest lines anyone can use to insult someone else. WHAT CAN ONE POSSIBLY CONTRIBUTE TO AN INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD?

Hillary, leave the Pop guy to that other tramp. Come get some Spoony lovin'. I'll show you what's for. Then I'll kick your ass out and Amanda Bynes will actually stay the night with me, and my girlfriend Kylie won't mind at all.

Every time I pass by the books at work, I have this uncontrollable want to punch the O'Reilly book.

The Franken book should be doing well. It's awesome.

(makes his entire body vibrate across the floor all while glowsticking) Beat THAT, sucka.

I corrected myself, since I was typing in a "defend Kylie against the idiot who started the thread" mode. Scroll up a bit.

Ever hear "West End Girls?" Those are the Pet Shop Boys. They're still putting stuff out today (it's good too), but they haven't gotten much US attention since the 80s.

Aight punk, that's it. Dance-off, NOW~!

Fine. I'll be head usher. I just better not get stuck with one of the unattractive bridesmaids. You can be paired with me. Come on Zack, don't I look adorable in this dress?

So when will they actually have time to build Lesnar/Benoit? They've got five weeks left, next week is out, so that leaves four, so when is this Alabama Smackdown?

All right, since you probably wouldn't like the poppier stuff, anything off of Impossible Princess would be good. That's her best album, with Body Language being second. I would say get some stuff off of the latter album, but since it's so new, there are a lot of fakes floating around. Songs off of Impossible Princess to get: "Say Hey," "Did it Again," "Breathe," and "Through the Years." "Confide in Me" is good too, as is "Jump." Aw hell, download all you can get, and let me know what you think.

That's either an unintentionally hilarious typo or an unintentionally hilarious misinterpretation of facts. And I just noticed this. Sorry, I was typing all of that really quickly and didn't notice that I should have put "and" in place of "of." I don't know much about Mr. Cave or the Pet Shop Boys outside of the music (which is really good, sez I), all I knew was that after working with these folks, Kylie got a gay following for whatever reason.

I'll do interprative dance as the ceremony goes on with the aid of gymnastics floor exercise ribbons with LEDs on the ends of them and glowsticks as the bases. Then I'll be the guy who stays out on the dancefloor all night at the reception despite the DJ not doing as good of a job as I could.

This is your brain on drugs.

oh HAR HAR, Agent. You called me GAY. Which one of us likes to get up close and personal with beefy sweaty men with long hair again? I'm just worshipping an obvious goddess.

Quotes John Milton on the walls in his partner's jizz.

Libraries are great for any kind of jazz or classic-type material. I can safely say I've never found any Gorgasm or Satyricon next to the little old lady behind the desk.

Yeah. I bought Use Once and Destroy on recommendation from my cousin, who I owed a favor to, plus he was with me in the store, and sort of guilt-tripped me into getting it. I thought it was pretty awful, really. Just boring angry ugly guys doing the SAME stuff over and over. No real beat, not much in the way of changes or anything meaningful.

No, the chase was in June, and a State of the Union address would be in January. I still don't see the Paris Hilton appeal. She seems to be as dumb as a brick and has no real talent outside of being really rich. I won't say she's unattractive as she's pretty hot, but the other girl on there interests me much more.

Amanda Bynes > the Olsen Twins, unless both agreed to have sex with you at the same time.