Art Sandusky

I tell you what, it'd be HILARIOUS if we really did capture Osama next October, like a week before the election or something. It'd be even funnier if Bush was down in the polls at the time. I can only imagine the shitstorm that'd create.

I'm shocked that AoO's masterful post was ignored, that had me on the floor.

People who read.

Peachtree is a great beverage. Tastes like candy, with a buzz.

I still have all of mine.

Autographs.

I've decided to grow a moustache.

OMG

How about the Beach Boys?

How can you not like Cannibal Corpse?

"Smackdown is so much better than Raw!" Go ahead, I'm daring someone to say that again. Thursday nights are making less and less sense.

(whistles while walking into thread, turns around and leaves, still whistling)

There's an AP Newswire at WDI? Interesting... Anyways, the State is on hold until I'm done with finals, if we even do make a comeback.

*sponsors a gnome*

Falafel

I hate you.

Powderpuff majors. At least you minored in something legitimate.

So you're saying it's basically a totally subjective issue, right?

GET OFF OF IT ALREADY. Fuck, this is like Sports folder trolling almost. If Eli Manning had broken his leg, that'd be different. You need your legs to move around. You can say that White didn't want to be taken out, and he might not have been, but the decision lies in the coach's hands. If you want to blame anyone for us getting on White's injured performance, get on Stoops for leaving him in to continue to look awful. You also ignore that he'd been pretty impotent up to that point in the game already. I swear, you've spent more time typing remarks on OU than their games have taken to play combined. Just let it fucking go. A real fan takes criticism of their team (unless the person can't back up any of it) and accepts it. They don't endlessly bitch and whine in every single comment on the team. I didn't hate Oklahoma before, but you're seriously steering me and probably everyone else in that direction by constantly talking about them. I simply wanted LSU to win the national title for the SEC, but now I want to see them fuck Oklahoma's world up after all of this bellyaching.

Like the new catchphrase. For some reason, I hear the little beat from The People's Court when I read it.

Riding in the back of my Mustang. Besides, someone as depraved as you shouldn't have any trouble collecting skanks. Wrap it and attack it. *resumes puffing*

You're hired.

I heard it through the grapevine.

What makes metal metal? AC/DC has tons of energy, the choppy distorted riffs, and songs about drinking, screwing, and raising hell. I say they qualify.