Art Sandusky

The "stalker" showed up, but it ended up being a plot by the people in my old life who still hate me for whatever reason to make me look like an idiot.

[hearkens back to the days of Kotzenjunge's "FO SHEEZ"] Yeah, those were the days. Fo sheez, Disco Pee Wee

Thanks! She's SO not showing up, but says she'll call me when she's in town.

Whenever any great comeback is talked about, do they say that it's inexusable that the great team fell behind? Besides, Southern Miss is a good team, it wasn't that much of a shock.

Inc's new avatar and subtitle trump anything that anyone else could possibly think of. (goes to watch the Teen Girl Squad shorts)

I had a feeling I'd be the only guy here who looks forward to a Stuart Scott-anchored Sportscenter. I've actually found myself listening to ESPN Radio more and more. Listening to Tony Kornheiser talk about Nick Bakai's wife and how she carries those betting segments for an hour was hilarious, as was one morning last week where you had to call in and guess what Mike Golic said with a full donut stuffed in his mouth.

Hey, don't knock stalkers. I'm meeting my own stalker tomorrow. I look forward to it.

I do too. The media is going to be rife with "toldja so!" people. Ugh. Fuck 'em all.

Maybe that's what I was thinking of.

Survey says...? X

Auburn won a national title in the early-mid 90s, didn't they? Clemson/South Carolina is the most underrated rivalry in the nation. Seriously. I can't remember when it was (in the last 20 years I know), but a near-riot started when a group of Carolina fans got onto the field somehow before the game wearing a bunch of Clemson practice gear and making them look like retards. The game was at Clemson that year. I think the guys who played the prank needed a small army of police to protect them.

(blades for no reason)

Maybe she does have a thing for you. I can't think of much else that would cause a group of four to be whittled down to three. "You like THAT guy? Okay, we're gone."

Yeah, that post has me just a tad worried.

No way, it went off of topic. A reason for Banky sucking hasn't been mentioned for hours.

Nah, not now either. We've seen this before. I want to see an original troll come along.

(yawn) New Me/Pooh/Old Me was never that entertaining anyway.

This is the new board catchphrase. I declare it so.

I got it. It was funny. Ha.

It's always so weird to see the SWF people pop up in folders I never see them in. It's so out of context.

Man, if you want to kill a lot of time, go back and actually read some of those threads. It's depressing to see how I used to be entertaining. See page 3 of the One and Only AlwaysPissedOff Sucks Thread for an example. I'd never come up with anything that good today.

Then she's INSANE. You don't mention things to YOURSELF.

Did you ever consider she might have been saying something negative about you?

He already did that once, or something like it.

Van Pelt still plays for Buffalo? Geez, I thought he had retired by now.