Art Sandusky

Someone's got issues. Both the really mean Gator mark and the guy who thinks that crowd size is the deciding factor in games between pretty evenly matched teams, as I feel Tennessee and Florida are this year.

We need to get Candie to come back and post her picture. She was something. Zack and I can attest to this.

I was pretty hyped watching Carolina/Jacksonville, but maybe that's because the Packers' performance made me watch the CBS game out of disgust.

The Packers were piss-poor in the first three quarters today, I won't even make any excuses. The comeback was admirable, but I knew it was doomed. They need to learn to calm down and get to playing for real a lot sooner. Favre was TOO fired up in the first quarter. Driver appears to be okay, thank goodness. At least the Bears got MURDERED, and go Houston.

Um, Florida lost and not only stayed ranked, but went UP?

Sheesh, Game says one thing about ass hair in his mouth and we all just assume he does that all the time. That's on the same level of guys feeling frightened around gay men because they gay men are going to sodomize them the moment they bend over.

You dance with a frigging baton. And you're completely obsessed with a man in skimpy tights who has been known to kiss a man in even skimpier tights in front of an arena full of people. EDIT: And finally, AoO admits that we'd be great buds in real life by not putting me on his list.

I didn't turn on TSA. I just didn't know what to expect. Zack called her Dear Abby so many times, I expected an inordinately old-looking woman.

This is the most unique comment I've ever gotten. TSA looks... well, not like I expected, but I don't know what I expected her to look like. I don't see how insults about sexuality are any different than mangled Ebonics meant to indirectly comment on his race.

Yeah, I'm seriously wondering why Auburn was so highly ranked going into the season. They've gotten flat-out embarrassed two weeks in a row. And Go Canes for bringing Florida back down to Earth in that second half and making them look very beatable in two weeks when DA VOLS~ come a-callin'. GodDAMN I missed these crazy Saturdays and (soon to be) Sundays.

Coach MUST wear an Alabama jersey Monday night to piss off JR. Sure it'd make the crowd love him, but come on, they do anyway! I'm not even bothering with that LSU/Arizona game anymore.

(looks at some of the other people on this board) ... I'M the freak?

Miami was given a celebration penalty, so the two point conversion would have been from the 17, not the 2. They went for the PAT instead. Meanwhile, Alabama's kicker hardly got any bounce on the onside kick, and our final score appears to be 20-13, Oklahoma.

I'm marking so hard for this Oklahoma/Alabama game. I went NUTS when Alabama converted that 4th down and juuuuuust barely got the first down from the chain measurement in the 3rd quarter. 20-10 with about 8 minutes left, and Alabama has the ball...

Man, it's like the gloves suddenly came off in the Oklahoma/Alabama game. How the hell is Florida doing so well? Man, just when I thought that Tennessee could beat them with fair certainty... HOLY SHIT! Anyone else see that WR from LSU land on his head?

Yes, Tennessee's RBs do indeed rule... ... but let's hear it for the dude from Maryland who punked Rix the FUCK out on that interception return! I nominate him for the Heisman just because I hate Florida State THAT MUCH. As for Tennessee's game though, it shouldn't have been so close. Look at their penalty totals, and you see that they gave Marshall a touchdown, yard-wise. However, that they won by 10 despite all of that says a lot. Marshall came to play today, no doubt. Now we have a week off to sit in our rooms and think about what we've done before the FLORIDA~ game. We can't commit half of the penalties we did today if we want to win. Let's hope Miami neuters Florida to the point where they're so mentally wrecked that they can't focus against Tennessee.

There's nothing wrong with pulling a win out of your ass, as long as they can do it consistently, a win's a win. And if only Tennessee hadn't given Marshall some 50 yards in penalties on Marshall's last drive, it would still be 21-10. Ehh, Tennessee's size and speed advantage will have Marshall begging for mercy by the 5:00 mark in the 4th Quarter. They were already being worn down right before the half.

GOOOOOOOOOOO VOLS!!!! Man, the newspapers are going to be disgusting to read tomorrow after the big South Carolina win. More Holtz worship, whee. Did anyone see that SICK helmet-to-helmet hit near the end of the game that put the Virginia safety down with the stinger?

People who use "rub me the wrong way." You're on the list now.

Do you even know how much cars cost? Hell, mine was twice as much as some of those, and only one was more expensive. Oddly, it was also completely hideous (the most expensive watch). Actually, almost all of those are really ugly. (has a nice utilitarian $60 watch that he's had for five years now and is quite content)

Umm... no one really.

I'm just confused now. Are we still speaking English?

Good lord, they're giving Marshall 19? Give them SOME credit... (remembers who they're playing) IT SHOULD BE THREE TIMES AS MUCH!!! </Tennessee Mark>

Hey, I actually had a thing on my nametag at work called the Giggle Button. It was funny seeing people's reactions after I'd do a perfect Pop n' Fresh giggle.

Why am I never IMed as much as the rest of you seem to talk to each other? (weeps) Here I am again, for those who came late to the thread. If we want to keep with the "what the other TSM females think of us" thing, Marney once said to me "you'll do." Best. Compliment. Ever.