Art Sandusky

Kinetic and Zack are tied, sez I. I'm the cutest guy on TSM though. Booyah.

Miami SMASH~! I expect Florida to be unranked on Monday morning. UCLA and Colorado is a tossup for me. Florida State continues to spur on the Maryland decline after Maryland being in the Orange Bowl a mere season ago. Alabama wins in what is or isn't a shocker dependent on who you talk to. Just about any SEC mark or person who watched last year's tremendous game says Alabama wins, and I agree. Washington State will hopefully get de-clawed by Notre Dame. I'm an unabashed Notre Dame mark, almost to the degree that I am Tennessee. Here's to another fantastic season, minus the loss at the peak of their rankings. Like you need to ask me who wins in the Marshall/Tennessee game. I may or may not be there in person, I look forward to it.

Kansas State always chokes also, and they end up in the Alamo Bowl or something. They can be #2 in the nation (never #1 as far as I can remember) as late as the week before conference championship games, but they'll lose THAT WEEK, fall out of the conference championship, and end up ranked #5 in the Big XII or somewhere around there. They always start strong, but completely lose it in mid-to-late November.

Texas always does this. Squash games where they win big, one or two almost-surprise losses, and losing to Oklahoma on their way to a Cotton Bowl berth or something. No BCS for them, they always choke somehow.

College football deserves twice as many threads. February-August is just waiting for football season, it serves no other purpose.

"Incanetic:" the the strangest yet coolest thing to ever appear on the board.

(doesn't get the fish love/hate)

Does this Darth Maul have horns n' stuff too?

ACK! IT SAYS THERE IS NO SPOON! IT'S TALKING ABOUT MY COMPUTER AND SAYS THERE IS NO SPOON!!!! (freaks out)

Man, I thought this was a news story until I saw the "please" in the subtitle of the thread. Damn you, JMA.

I'm not sold on the Rams just yet. If they can recapture the rhythm they had in 2001, then sure, they'll be great again. I just don't think they can do it, and special teams are lacking badly plus their already iffy defense.

Pfft, VASH THE STAMPEDE~ owns that one. The best names are the non-wrestling ones.

Inc needs Chin-derwear.

Ohhhhh yeah, I forgot they changed over. Well, who's out there besides San Francisco?

The SEC is always the toughest conference. Even next year's beefed up ACC will only possibly match it. I'm not shocked at Georgia's game, considering that Clemson completely blew any chances they got, but Georgia had a good deal of miscues as well, and their coach wasn't looking happy at halftime of the game. He knew that they were doing well because the other team was playing their absolute worst. Come on, did you see how impotent Clemson was running the ball? Georgia is definitely good though, no doubt about it. Hopefully this was just a game that was a warmup. Is Alabama still on probation? Oddly, I've always pulled for them since they were told they couldn't contest the conference title or go to any bowl games. I like a team that plays without a real goal. And Auburn was terribly overrated this year.

Neeeeeevermind. VT just put them away.

UCF! UCF! UCF! (hopes they can keep this comeback up)

We don't own the team, have like a 20 year wait for season tickets, and we don't pass tickets on in our wills. These are bad things? We call that a fanbase. And it's 30 years, not 20. And that NFC North suuuuuuure can be tricky. I mean, those Lions could just EXPLODE any day now. (snicker) You're right, the NFC North is a pretty weak division, but the point I was making was that the AFC West (Rant's team's division) was a one-team division also last year (no one can tell me that San Diego was legit good).

Yeah, I'm trying to remember the big plot hole too. EDIT: Okay, I remember now. I remember being incredibly confused by that also, but then just saying "ah fuck it" and hunkered down to watch the one man army go to town on everyone.

(gags)

At least we, like, win and stuff. *coughFALCONScough* Trying to compensate for your team not even making the playoffs?

Oregon has new uniforms? But the ones they had were the cooooooooolest!

At least we, like, win and stuff.

This Thread is Ghey totally lost all appeal by actually posting something of substance.

A-MEN! Good GAWD, that was a sick hit. When you've got people who have been watching hard-hitting Tennessee and SEC football for years going "OHHHHH!" in a sports bar, you're doing something right... even if your team loses 24-7. I think it's kinda funny how a mere two seasons after having one of the most vaunted rushing attacks in the country, Colorado is now turning on the aerial attack. Florida is going to be MURDERED again by Miami. Sadly, Tennessee will also (both games in question are AT Miami), but at least we get to watch Florida get shitkicked before we experience it. Watching a Florida shitkicking is almost as great as beating them ourselves. Man, I missed football. As soon I walked into the sports bar, a guy asked "when do you guys play?" I miss little things like referring to yourself as a member of the team and always using collective terms like "we," "our," and so on.